Support NeoGAF

[Line_HTX]

Go fucking drink some more.

 

[Alucard]

I am very confused right now... I hate the Caps more than the Pens.]

I can dig it. At various points of my fandom I've hated teams more than the Flyers and Capitals. Namely, the Canadiens and Devils. But hate is too strong a word now. Would rather just cheer for the Pens instead of berate the opposition.

 

[Yawnier]

But San Jose....

Choke

I want the sharks to make it to the SCF though, would be fun

 

[Line_HTX]

Thank you, Doc. Now I feel better about this day, the 2nd of May.

 

[Line_HTX]

Holy shit, Ovechkin under the crossbar!

 

[zroid]

DAMMIT! My HOT TAKES!

 

[Alucard]

Damn. Weird goal. Close this one out, Pens.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Wall of text shouldn't crash your phone. You should go pick up a Windows Phone to make Heretic happy

 

[Pikma]

The Pens fucking suck, man

Fuck the Pens

 

[Alucard]

The Pens fucking suck, man

Fuck the Pens

Still time to choke.

 

[imBask]

.

 

[Slurmer]

Caps are such a bum franchise. They'll never win the cup.

 

[Yawnier]

.

That's a nice plaque

MJ can print it out and put it up in his room or something

 

[MultiJhonny]

That's a nice plaque

MJ can print it out and put it up in his room or something

My parents will be so proud finally.

 

[dr.rocktopus]

The Caps are the most worthless fucking team to ever exist. Seriously who has a worse franchise? The caps have only been the SC final once... FUCKING ONCE and not ONCE with Ovi. All they do is choke. Fucking choke choke choke. They should be fucking relegated to the AHL. They choke on a dick so fucking big it makes OG Mudbone look like a needledick.

These Caps are seriously so bad at their fucking job, which is to play a fucking game. I swear to fucking God, when Jesus comes back he will just say "Nah" and all the other real hockey teams will go up to Valhalla with Zeus and Cthulu. I fucking hate the Pens but at least they won Jagr 2 cups! And the Oilers get to jack off over old Gretzky highlights and cum in their 4 cups and then let the juice flow over themselves.

HOLTBY FUCKING SUCKs. He is no Neuvirth, no Cam Fucking Ward, he is no Kari Lehtonen, and he is for damn sure no Bernier. Holtby withers. He fucking withers like a snakeskin recently chewed by a mongoose and shit out through it's fucking dick and then a bird comes and eats it and shits it on DC. Fuck Holtby and his stupid ass shit hole of a goal.

If the Caps were an anime they would be some shitty fucking kid shonen where the kid has no powers other than the CHOKE ON A MASSIVE DICK. He would always power up his choking skills each and every episode and fucking FUCK IT UP. The Caps are like this fucking shitty ass anime. They choke and choke and choke. The fuck ups that the Caps are show they will never win a cup. They don't deserve a fucking cup. They deserve to wither away in Vegas with cocaine and midgets. Ovi should go to a real team in the KHL.

DC is also a fucking shithole of a swamp. It is just filled with the government spying on masturbating boys with some government employee jackin it to some kid going poop and looking at all the fucking WOLF HAIR in it.

The Caps seriously are fucking me. My ass is already bleeding from the fucking anal fissure they have given me. FUCK THE CAPS FUCK MY ASSHOLE THAT IS BLEEDING.

This series is fucking over. The Caps are the most worthless shit stains on the face of the planet. If they were playing against 5 year olds they wouldn't even get the puck past them. I shit better pucks then they do and my ass has been bleeding for fucking days. Fuck it all.

FUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSvFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPSFUCK THE CAPS

Fuck em

bookmarked for future copypasta

so much salt <3

 

[kassatsu]

Ovi seems like the only guy that cares for the caps.

 

[zroid]

I hate Healy so much

 

[A Serious Man]

Fucking get a grip Pens.

 

[Alucard]

Guys, Ovi is beating Crosby right now. I'm scared. Can Sid ever recover?

 

[kassatsu]

These fucking dumps....

 

[Line_HTX]

Ovechkin CRUNCH

 

[CreeperBlocks]

John Carlson is a boring defenceman.

 

[Line_HTX]

48 shots, Jesus

 

[Alucard]

48 shots, Jesus

MURRAY FACTOR.

 

[Line_HTX]

Cool story, Doc.

 

[Alucard]

So, what? Ovechkin decides to care in the third? Actually showing passion this period.

 

[Line_HTX]

Fucking rip Kessel's beard off.

 

[zroid]

HERE WE GO DOT GIF

 

[Alucard]

Uh-oooooh.

 

[Line_HTX]

Williams rebound after a ping.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Hey. You guys there? Plop.

 

[A Serious Man]

Justin Williams is playing in this series?

 

[Alucard]

Why go for the icing there and not try a lob or something instead? Butt clenching time.

 

[Hippopuncher12]

This series is going to be like this every game...,ughhhhhhhh

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Plop!!!!!!!!

Where was this energy all game, Caps?


Plop.

 

[zroid]

CHAOS!

Pens deserved this nervous finish after playing like ass for 60 minutes

 

[A Serious Man]

Wow did we not deserve to win that. Thank you Murray.

 

[Line_HTX]

Slow starts just kills the Caps.

 

[Alucard]

Thank you, based Murray. I'll take it.

'Nite, ya'll. Wasn't pretty, but the Pens did it. Woo. Glad that the Caps only seem to start truly caring in the third. Same as game 2.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Damn gwens

 

[Hippopuncher12]

Pens played like shit and Caps just couldn't hit shit until the end...thank goodness for that. Pens can't afford another game playing that way though.

 

[dr.rocktopus]

49 shots holy shit. Murray almost a wall.

Spoiler

hi kingbroly

 

[Line_HTX]

Capitals just take way too long to get going, like they think switching on in the 3rd will save them.

 

[kassatsu]

Didn't see the letang hit, was it like orpik's?

 

[MultiJhonny]

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Glorious

 

[Livingskeletons]

Justin Williams is playing in this series?

Somebody should tell him its Game 7 to wake him up

 

[MetatronM]

Didn't see the letang hit, was it like orpik's?

Not AS bad, but still bad. If Orpik's hit was 3 games, Letang's was 1.

But who the fuck knows with this league.

 

[Montresor]

Washington, I'm disappointed in you.

 

[Marvie_3]

Not AS bad, but still bad. If Orpik's hit was 3 games, Letang's was 1.

But who the fuck knows with this league.

He's a penguin so the nhl will probably give him $10,000 to make up for calling a penalty on him.