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[Dubbedinenglish]

Did you know Ducks eat their mothers as soon as their fangs form. #DucksAreNotCool

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Did you know Ducks eat their mothers as soon as their fangs form. #DucksAreNotCool

That's clearly not true. Ducks don't have teeth, serrated bill is made of keratin. No fangs ever, DubbedInFakeNews

 

[Fate_Shirou]

Did you know Ducks eat their mothers as soon as their fangs form. #DucksAreNotCool

 

[Cake Boss]

I bet you will and I bet you'll say "hurr durr the Montreal Canadiens suck because of Weber and Price and Galchenyuk is bust, Pacioretty is a shitty Captain and we made it farther than you in the playoffs and your lineup is full of fourth liners and 3rd liners."

Cake you're a good man. But your team is boring. But then you say " the Habs are boring too" that's a different kind of boring, that's the I can't score goals boring. The Sens problem is that you can score goals but you do it the most boring way possible.

Go Ducks and Predators. I'd take either of those teams.

BuT yOuR TeAm iS bOrINg, teaM CaN sCorE GOals BuT dO iT tHe MoSt BoRiNG WaY pOsSible.

This is coming from a guy who's idea of fun is to chat about anime on discord and post shitty delusional NHL trades on message boards. Get the fuck out of here with that mang.

We score goals but in a boring way hahahaha that makes complete sense, both of our goals today were fucking beauties.

Yeah sorry for not being able to score 2 goals in OT, sorry for having incredible fucking comebacks and having 6 OT wins already. BORRRRIIIINNNGGGG AM I RITE DAWG

Let's check out the Atlantic Division winners playoff goals this year and see if they were fun or not.

https://youtu.be/tW-eXqfW4RM

Oh that looks fun. I like the part where nothing happens.


Now let's look at those fun overtime goals they scored.

https://youtu.be/iIIuR-HjFho

Damn son that looks exhilarating and intense.


Yeah dawg, I can't believe the Sens didn't do a run and gun system with the Penguins and exchanged odd man rushes, and let them win. Wow that would have been so beneficial to them.



See I don't think your problem is that the Sens are boring, your just salty as shit that your team is still not playing and salty as shit that you expected the Penises to score 4 goals in the first period and the Sens run is just gonna finish just like that. You and the other salty motherfuckers here still can't comprehend that this team is decent and won't give it any credit, because if you do your basically admitting that your shit team isn't as good, and that eats you up on the inside.

Now I may have something more exhilarating for you than these playoffs you might enjoy, in here you will enjoy things you like to do.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1359235&page=100000


It's mother's day, you have done enough crying in here to me, go to your mom. my milk is a bit sour after all that salt you poured in to my nipples.

Go home and be a family man.

 

[Calamari41]

what are you duck fans doing up so early D:
making breakfast for your mothers??
awe thats so sweet <3 <3

I'm waiting for the oven to heat up so that I can make cinnamon rolls. I'm a good guy.

 

[astroturfing]

I love all these newbies coming and hating on the Sens.

Let the salt flow, motherfuckers.

i've hated them ever since they ruined Daigle.. he could've been one of the greatest of all time. but he had to play in Ottawa. so we'll never know. also Radek Bonk.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

I'm waiting for the oven to heat up so that I can make cinnamon rolls. I'm a good guy.

wow, your so kind!!
<3 <3

 

[Pikma]

Creeper got murdered, I'm gonna need to book a flight asap, I'm not missing his funeral

 

[Calamari41]

wow, your so kind!!
<3 <3

How the fuck do you open the Pillsbury tube? I'm fucked.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

How the fuck do you open the Pillsbury tube? I'm fucked.

put pressure and twist, use your palm if its too hard
or you can use a spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYaKpOZyJCQ
good luck!!!!
<3

 

[imBask]

Cake and Pikma shit on me when I have to resort to shit on other teams to defend my team, yet he's doing the same &#129300;

I think it was pretty unanimous that the Sens made that game boring as shit, and Boucher is well known to use a very boring defensive system when he needs to. Are we denying the Pronger incident like flat-earthers now?

 

[Pikma]

Cake and Pikma shit on me when I have to resort to shit on other teams to defend my team, yet he's doing the same &#129300;

I think it was pretty unanimous that the Sens made that game boring as shit, and Boucher is well known to use a very boring defensive system when he needs to. Are we denying the Pronger incident like flat-earthers now?

All this shit talk made me hungry

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

How the fuck do you open the Pillsbury tube? I'm fucked.

You need a hammer, blowtorch and 2ft of aluminum tape.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

You need a hammer, blowtorch and 2ft of aluminum tape.

stop giving bad advice D:

 

[Cake Boss]

Cake and Pikma shit on me when I have to resort to shit on other teams to defend my team, yet he's doing the same &#129300;

I think it was pretty unanimous that the Sens made that game boring as shit, and Boucher is well known to use a very boring defensive system when he needs to. Are we denying the Pronger incident like flat-earthers now?

 

[Yawnier]

Creeper got murdered, I'm gonna need to book a flight asap, I'm not missing his funeral

Cake just murdered Creeper in cold blood, RIP creepercat

 

[Calamari41]

put pressure and twist, use your palm if its too hard
or you can use a spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYaKpOZyJCQ
good luck!!!!
<3

You need a hammer, blowtorch and 2ft of aluminum tape.

I got it but now they're all fucked up and different sizes. Oh well!

 

[imBask]

hey I don't mind, i'm just saying you're killing hockey and this is why soccer is going to kill the NHL

it's on you Cake

 

[Pikma]

If only the Habs weren't shit so they could save hockey and be our heroes

 

[Fate_Shirou]

I got it but now they're all fucked up and different sizes. Oh well!

im sure your mother will appreciate the effort <3 : )

 

[Calamari41]

im sure your mother will appreciate the effort <3 : )

It's for my wife, I can't believe the assumptions you just made.

What are you going to assume next, my gender?

 

[Cake Boss]

hey I don't mind, i'm just saying you're killing hockey and this is why soccer is going to kill the NHL

it's on you Cake

 

[Pikma]

It's for my wife, I can't believe the assumptions you just made.

What are you going to assume next, my gender?

Everyone knows ducks are asexual

 

[imBask]

wrong gif, that's PK Subban trying to save the NHL and the old timer owners not getting it

 

[Fate_Shirou]

It's for my wife, I can't believe the assumptions you just made.

What are you going to assume next, my gender?

D:
sorry >.<

 

[lamaroo]

but the Sens are boring

And Montreal is shit

One doesn't exclude the other

 

[Cake Boss]

but the Sens are boring

And Montreal is shit

One doesn't exclude the other

Yes it does, The Habs are excluded from the playoffs.

 

[Marvie_3]

Nothing like an early morning execution. Gahdamn cake.

i've hated them ever since they ruined Daigle.. he could've been one of the greatest of all time. but he had to play in Ottawa. so we'll never know. also Radek Bonk.

Yeah thats what it was. Playing in Ottawa. Not the fact that Daigle was a fuckin bum who didnt give a shit.

 

[Cactus]

Certain defensive formations can be a bit boring to watch at times, but I like how certain teams (e.g. the Sens) have a different play style than the rest of the league.

 

[zroid]

After Game 1, the Sens are given better odds of making the SCF than the Pens. However, the Pens still have better odds of winning the Cup than the Sens. Wrap your head around that one.

Spoiler

it's because the assumption is still that the Sens would get rekt by the Western team

 

[Yawnier]

Spoiler

it's because the assumption is still that the Sens would get rekt by the Western team

The Perds are our only hope

 

[astroturfing]

Yeah thats what it was. Playing in Ottawa. Not the fact that Daigle was a fuckin bum who didnt give a shit.

but didn't he also have to LIVE in Ottawa, not just play..? so yeah.. environments shape people you know, a good hockey player's DNA can only get you so far. it's nature vs nurture and sometimes nurture wins (especially in a really harsh environment).

my Daigle rookie season cards are still goddamn worthless, no matter how many decades i wait. which is bullshit, i spent all my allowances on them.

 

[Silexx]

but didn't he also have to LIVE in Ottawa, not just play..? so yeah.. environments shape people you know, a good hockey player's DNA can only get you so far. it's nature vs nurture and sometimes nurture wins (especially in a really harsh environment).

my Daigle rookie season cards are still goddamn worthless, no matter how many decades i wait. which is bullshit, i spent all my allowances on them.

I'm fuckin' dyyyyyiiiiiinnnnnnn

 

[astroturfing]

I'm fuckin' dyyyyyiiiiiinnnnnnn

really? be honest :/ maybe i need to work more on my material..

 

[Foggy]

Ottawa is basically third world. I heard people have to drive 20 minutes to watch a hockey game.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I heard it's always raining and a plague of mosquitoes fill the air around the arena.

 

[Foggy]

I heard Babby Ryan has an anime avatar

 

[astroturfing]

Ottawa is basically third world. I heard people have to drive 20 minutes to watch a hockey game.

I heard it's always raining and a plague of mosquitoes fill the air around the arena.

thanks guys.. for backing me up, i guess

anyway wanna buy some hockey cards? lots of 90s rookie cards.. i got Bure, Selänne, Sergei Samsonov etc..

 

[Pikma]

I heard it's always raining and a plague of mosquitoes fill the air around the arena.

At least it's mosquitoes and not cigarette smoke like in Montréal, am I right?

 

[imBask]

Ottawa is basically third world. I heard people have to drive 20 minutes to watch a hockey game.

I heard they refuse to go to the arena because the parking is $5

 

[Fate_Shirou]

thanks guys.. for backing me up, i guess

anyway wanna buy some hockey cards?

I only buy shirou cards >: D

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I also heard they park in farmland in Ottawa, and cars get damaged by bovine and meese herds.

 

[Calamari41]

I heard that Ottawa is full of decent hard working people who do their best and just try to live their lives.

 

[imBask]

I heard that Ottawa is full of decent hard working people who do their best and just try to live their lives.

lmao dawg that's where the parliament is, you heard wrong

 

[Calamari41]

lmao dawg that's where the parliament is, you heard wrong

The parliament should be in Montreal, if you catch my drift.

 

[Yawnier]

lmao dawg that's where the parliament is, you heard wrong

Holy shitttttttt

 

[gutter_trash]

Ottawa is basically third world. I heard people have to drive 20 minutes to watch a hockey game.

I never understood why they built that arena way out outside the city.

how are drunk people supposed to get there?

https://goo.gl/maps/jJ7GCbbU4tr

 

[Fate_Shirou]

all of you guys who are dissing ottawa are just projecting
Ottawa is one of the best cities in the world

 

[PillarEN]

The Pens/Sens salt is already better than other previous series this year.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

The Pens/Sens salt is already better than other previous series this year.

To be fair some posts are making fun of the city and not the team, and as a citizen of ottawa that just grinds my gear >.<