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NHL Smarch 2015 |OT| Toronto is tanking on purpose this time.
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Dastardly Jerks
Banned
WIZ WAS GUD AT KEEPIN PUICK IN ZONE
helo i am an expert analysis
they're sliding out of a god dang playoff spot is what
Easy to do when the Ducks are ASLEEP ON THE JOB
SEE WHAT I DID?
The image of little ducks going to work with their little briefcases and hats and newspapers?
MVP of our hearts.
Ducks do need to get back to work though...
Calamari41
41 > 38
Easy to do when the Ducks are ASLEEP ON THE JOB
SEE WHAT I DID?
This one I don't quite understand
A Serious Man
Member
Pouliot deserved to put that last shot in, he's been a monster tonight.
die pouliot
Lone_Prodigy
Member
The camera angle of the Sharks game is pretty neat.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Easy to do when the Ducks are ASLEEP ON THE JOB
SEE WHAT I DID?
I will write you up, Socreges!
A Serious Man
Member
Please go back to how Bylsma practiced shootouts please. We've been trash this year.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Me either. The Duck is at work and he's clearly yelling at his subordinates but that's it???
I can't wait for hand-sliced avocado.
Guess I'd better PACK IT IN
EH??
That's a god damn bear Soc check your Johnny Canuckeyes.
Why don't US teams have mascots like Chad America or something. Get it right, USA.
Lone_Prodigy
Member
Goalie clinic here.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Lone_Prodigy
Member
Steve Downie???
A Serious Man
Member
Steve Downie? wat.
Marty Chinn
Member
Intense OT and intense shoutout! We needed that.
Calamari41
41 > 38
I almost want to lose to Calgary
Noo. I need Calgary to be 8th, Winnipeg to be 7th, and Vancouver to be 4th to 6th. Gotta increase that Canadian Stanley Cup chances.
EDIT - Wow I just realized I no longer hate Calgary. Dislike, sure, but the hate is gone. Weird. California hate has replaced Calgary.
Let's take the game to OT at least!
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
lol at failing to realise that the best part of being a pessimist is you're either correct or pleasantly surprised.
Also, overwhelming scientific consensus has shown that 'Sports team optimists' are either women or sociopaths. There is literally no middle-ground.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
It's an honour. I hate California because your teams are good and compete hard. California has been the biggest thing (outside ourselves) keeping us from a Stanley Cup. You also have a lot of easily hate-able players (Perry, Getzlaf, Thornton, Doughty, etc). EDIT - SHIT I FORGOT THE MOST HATE-ABLE PLAYER OF ALL TIME - RYAN KESLER. FUCK THAT GUY.
I hate Chicago and Boston more though. I hate Boston most of all. In every sport. I hope that city stays buried in snow.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
That's not very nice to wish a city to be covered in snow.
Bostonians have done nothing wrong except be dumb with their stupid ugly dumbdumb faces and their breath that smells like cocks that have been in butts.
Woops, sorry, let my Clydefrog out there for a minute.
Bostonians have done nothing wrong except be dumb with their stupid ugly dumbdumb faces and their breath that smells like cocks that have been in butts.
Woops, sorry, let my Clydefrog out there for a minute.
Terrordactyl
Member
How in the fuck is Thornton hate-able?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6cb-Mtohg&spfreload=10
This will be a unique thing from Vancouver but he's been a dick to us for a while. Ever since the 2011 playoffs.
EDIT - Maybe it's just me, but you don't fuck with my captain like that.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
lol the Shorks are one of our rivals and I love Thornton.
No Dustin Brown?
Yup, he's up there.
Classless
Lone_Prodigy
Member
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Impressive game by Kassian. I was surprised Willie put him out there in a tie game with 4 minutes left, but he made a good defensive play and then played that rush with Hamhuis perfectly. He cuts to the outside after dishing to Hamhuis to fake a drop pass, getting the defenceman out of the way so he can drive to the net. Of course Hamhuis also made a great pass and he was lucky to squeak it past Andersen.
And Horvat keeps getting better and better. He was out with a minute left for a defensive zone faceoff on a 6-on-4 and wins the draw.
Impressive game by Kassian. I was surprised Willie put him out there in a tie game with 4 minutes left, but he made a good defensive play and then played that rush with Hamhuis perfectly. He cuts to the outside after dishing to Hamhuis to fake a drop pass, getting the defenceman out of the way so he can drive to the net. Of course Hamhuis also made a great pass and he was lucky to squeak it past Andersen.
And Horvat keeps getting better and better. He was out with a minute left for a defensive zone faceoff on a 6-on-4 and wins the draw.
Terrordactyl
Member
Of all the pricks in Cali, he is definitely the biggest
shut up, Dick Jerk
Terrordactyl
Member
Damn that's like twice in a month, why for this time
:lol that came out of left field
