I know you're joking, DNF, but I wanted to chime in on the "Artificial Shortage" observation.
The story I heard about the Wii shortage in the States made a lot of sense. At the time, the Euro was very strong against the Yen. So Nintendo was shipping tons over to Europe to really cash-in on demand there. So while North Americans had an extremely hard time finding units, the Europeans were soon drowning in them. I remember reading multiple posts from Euro-forum-goers to the effect of "I can go to the local Asda (or GAME or whatever) and they have tonnes on the shelf," in response to we Americans whining about unavailability. Once the Euro market was saturated, they finally started sending adequate supply to the States.