TheGreatMightyPoo
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Hmmm, Shinen not too long ago DID say they were preparing media for FAST Racing Neo...
I'm almost most excited about seeing how they address their mobile game bombshell to the general public. The way in which they broach that topic will give some valuable insight into their perception of that particular market.
I'd be very surprised if they mentioned it today.
I get the impression that that stuff is some way off. I also don't think the Directs would be a very good place to talk about software that is being created primarily for promotional purposes.
But of course, they will address it at a down-to-earth, consumer level at some point.
I am away from home for this, oh god please give me an excuse to get away from my family and watch this.
I am away from home for this, oh god please give me an excuse to get away from my family and watch this.
the later time means mature content. Along with treehouse gameplay....*checks Itagaki's FB page.....it's his birthday"
Devil's Third time hopefully.
I am away from home for this, oh god please give me an excuse to get away from my family and watch this.
I am away from home for this, oh god please give me an excuse to get away from my family and watch this.
Josh Thomas from TheBitBlock says that there's too many indie developers retweeting this Direct that it causes him some concern that perhaps it will be too indie-centric.
My personal guess is that they'll have a pre-E3 Nintendo Direct focused on detailing the new account system + mobile games, similar to how they had a pre-E3 Direct detailing Wii U features in 2012.
I have no idea but it looks fucken awesome haha. Hype Excavator!
It is though! There have been many great jokes from Japan. Capcom even released this which I now wish was real and a Sherlock Hound crossover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TayVCvUCImM
Teto Kasane the famous UTAUloid that everyone thinks is still a Vocaloid was an April fools joke as well.
EDIT: Xenoblade site was updated and put Tatsu everywhere http://xenobladex.jp/
If you have a smartphone, pull up twitch and go to the bathroom or something.
my expectations for this direct are:
- Smash dlc (mewtwo, tournament, miiverse stage)
- Release date for mario maker, splatoon, and yoshi's woolly world.
I don't think we will see starfox. But it would be cool
~Kamiya comes out surprisingly instead of Iwata~
Hello, everybody, though it did not sell well, we are proud to announce that Nintendo is publishing our sequel to The Wonderful 101 due out in 2016
~substantial pause~
APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKING FUCKHEADS THAT DIDNT BUY IT SHITEATERS
I have no idea but it looks fucken awesome haha. Hype Excavator!
Him in the bathroom while he squeals and giggles of excitement and hype with every family member questioning what he is doing......SOUNDS FUN, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT!
I'm hoping Devil's Third looks as improved as the developers have been saying. I'm going to assume it'll be in this direct with the mature warnings and late show time in Europe, but of course it could be a different M rated title (Bayo 2 DLC?)
my expectations for this direct are:
- Smash dlc (mewtwo, tournament, miiverse stage)
- Release date for mario maker, splatoon, and yoshi's woolly world.
-Wonderful 101 sequel
I don't think we will see starfox. But it would be cool
my expectations for this direct are:
- Smash dlc (mewtwo, tournament, miiverse stage)
- Release date for mario maker, splatoon, and yoshi's woolly world.
I don't think we will see starfox. But it would be cool
Him in the bathroom while he squeals and giggles of excitement and hype with every family member questioning what he is doing......SOUNDS FUN, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT!
I don't get why people think we're getting a release date for Yoshi's Woolly World tomorrow. It's been absent since E3 so I really doubt we're getting it during the summer. We're sure as hell not getting it before Xenoblade X (i'd be shocked if we did). If anything it's probably one of their big fall titles now that Zelda Wii U's been delayed.
Iwata said their first mobile game will be debuting in 2015. The timing is perfect to address it.I'd be very surprised if they mentioned it today.
I get the impression that that stuff is some way off. I also don't think the Directs would be a very good place to talk about software that is being created primarily for promotional purposes.
But of course, they will address it at a down-to-earth, consumer level at some point.
I wouldn't be surprised, if only because it is one of the games shown in the Amiibo commercials in NA.I don't get why people think we're getting a release date for Yoshi's Woolly World tomorrow. It's been absent since E3 so I really doubt we're getting it during the summer. We're sure as hell not getting it before Xenoblade X (i'd be shocked if we did). If anything it's probably one of their big fall titles now that Zelda Wii U's been delayed.
Come aboard, won't ya!
The hype train's rolling fast, but we stop for all willing to board.
Sometimes I think they added the train in Mario Kart 8 Rainbow Road 64 just to have their own hype train.
It's not happening. As was stated earlierIwata said their first mobile game will be debuting in 2015. The timing is perfect to address it.
While they have said a lot of their mobile presence will be geared towards driving people to their dedicated systems, Jonny from Radio Free Nintendo (the best damn Nintendo podcast ever created, that I'm sure most of you in this thread would love - they're all GAFfers too!) brought up an excellent point last week that I hadn't considered before: What if Nintendo actually makes WORTHWHILE games in the mobile space?
I'm sure most of us (myself included) have this visceral gut reaction of disgust when someone mentions mobile games. "Goddam casual peasants," I find myself thinking every time I see someone play candy crush on a bus while I'm playing my 3DS. "Your playing of that sloppily designed garbage is like getting herpes from an obese grandma, while my indulgence in Majora's Mask 3D is akin to marrying a mythic manic pixie dream girl."
That's just the conditioning we've gone through due to how poor of quality most mobile games are - but if we think about it logically, phones and tablets can still be USED as a gaming platform, with unique interfaces and specs. They aren't inherently bad... it's just that almost nobody has utilized them for the sake of creating legitimately good experiences. What better company to breach that wall than Nintendo? For all of their boneheaded business decisions, the craftsmanship of their actual software is a glistening affair rivaled by few others. They literally have some of the best teams in the history of our entire 13.2 billion year-old universe when it comes to creating video games... if anyone can make a worthwhile mobile experience, it's Nintendo.
... or they'll go the Pokemon Shuffle route and whore themselves out for ten minutes of lust at the prom.
[*this sexually charged video game post brought to you by "Nintendo Direct Hype Syndrome (NDHS)". If you or a loved one experiences NDHS, call 911 immediately and babble incoherently on the phone about "bombs being dropped" and "bodies are ready". By the time you get out of the psyche ward, Zelda U will be on store shelves and it will have all been worth it]
I'm sure someone's mentioned it by now, but on the Japanese youtube page:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebgO0KU9ZA
※先日発表した新しいゲーム専用機「NX」やスマートフォン向けゲームに関する新情報は含まれておりません。
*New information regarding the new game console announced a few days ago, the 'NX' and games built for smart phones will not be included.
※紹介されるソフトには、年齢制限があるものが含まれる場合があります。
*There may be software introduced that have age restrictions.
So... In case anyone was holding out for that. Not happening. (The other things had to do with things like, the presentation is previously recorded, we apologize in advance if the stream goes down during the broadcast)
So does Japan not get the zelda u demo in this insane scenario?Opening: Iwata apologizes for the Zelda delay with many back-breaking bows, screen fades to black. Story trailer plays for Xenoblade X, and a NA/EU Fall 2015 for XenoBlade X is announced. Both the digital and retail versions include exclusive access to a Zelda WiiU demo. Iwata thanks the audience for their patience regarding the Zelda WiiU delay, and hopes the demo alongside XenoBlade X tides us over until more information can be given for Zelda WiiU. Iwata takes another back-breaking bow, and sends the Direct over to Reggie and Trinen for more information on some upcoming games.
That's my off the wall prediction.
New smash patch that adds Tourneys online, fixes bugs, and minor balancing to the roster
+
Mewtwo
=
Amazing Direct
There will be a mess in the floor if Mother 3 gets localized.Him in the bathroom while he squeals and giggles of excitement and hype with every family member questioning what he is doing......SOUNDS FUN, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT!
Is it likely Mewtwo will be available after the direct? God I hope so!
So does Japan not get the zelda u demo in this insane scenario?
the direct starts, Iwata comes up "april fools bitches" and then throws a banana on the screen, direct is over
thats my prediction
Of course. The Zelda WiiU demo is announced at the end of the Japan Direct as a standalone E-shop release for Fall 2015. America and Europe continue to be shafted by Nintendo in some form or fashion, and all is right in the world.
This is the most realistic expectation so far tbh
Opening: Iwata apologizes for the Zelda delay with many back-breaking bows, screen fades to black. Story trailer plays for Xenoblade X, and an NA/EU Fall 2015 for XenoBlade X is announced. Both the digital and retail versions include exclusive access to a Zelda WiiU demo. Iwata thanks the audience for their patience regarding the Zelda WiiU delay, and hopes the demo alongside XenoBlade X tides us over until more information can be given for Zelda WiiU. Iwata takes another back-breaking bow, and sends the Direct over to Reggie and Trinen for more information on some upcoming games.
That's my off the wall prediction.
Come aboard, won't ya!
The hype train's rolling fast, but we stop for all willing to board.
Don't worry, I won't be using that piece of shit.I can't wait to go online in Smash and see every person ever using Mewtwo