There are two kiosks in my mall and the other day I was bored of following my wife around with her shopping bags so I stoped at a kiosk and started playing some Contra. This guy, who sounds like he just got of the ship from pakistan, asks me, "You like?" I nodded and he getts all in my face as trys to sell it to me. He is sporting some of the worst BO ever so I tell him, "Nah, I have this on my Nintendo but you know they are arresting people at other malls for selling these pirated games." He grabs the controler from my hand and he starts yelling at me, "You go! I call scurty!." I stood there and told him to go ahead and call them. He gets on his cell and with out pressing any buttons he pretends he is calling. My wife then comes to tell me she is ready to go(about time) so I just walk off. On the way out was the second kiosk that was run by two hicks sporting heavy mullets and grease stained shirts. As I passed by I mentioned to one of them that, "The guy at the other kiosk said not to buy your (whatever they are called) becuase they are used and greasy." They both quickly look in the direction of the other kiosk and one spouts off, "That fuckin sand nigger, ima gunna kill heum." My wife punched me in the ribbs and it was all I had to keep from bursting out into laughter.