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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
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ElectricBlanketFire
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Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Rafa=FedKilla
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Survivor Series just looks awful. I can't believe its this Sunday. I haven't watched a Raw since the go a home show for HiAC. I'm more pumped for Final Battle at this point which is sad......
Right now the card is:
Survivor Series Match
Team Cena(John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Big Show, Erick Rown, Ryback) vs. Team Authority(Seth Rollins, Kane, Rusev, Mark Henry, Luke Harper)
Divas Title Match
AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella
Regular Pinfall Match
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt
Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Title Match
Gold/Stardust vs. Los Matadores vs. Mizdow & Miz vs. Usos
and maybe one more match that will be announced at the Smackdown tapings tonight.
...I think I can guess you're decision.
I will fantasy book with what I'd like to see:
Team Authority loses. Vince comes out on Raw the next night to celebrate, gets attacked by HHH. In the process he takes a blow to the head that makes him think it's 1993 and Raw completely changes the following week, going back to one hour, the rainbow entrance, jobber matches, and Vince on commentary.
Divas match, pretty clear the one Bella will cause the other one to lose. Yawn city. Bring back Jazz.
Dean/Bray - don't care either way, I assume Dean wins because he's over.
Tag match - I don't pick a winner, but I want the setup to start for Cody/Dustin at WM.
Team Authority loses. Vince comes out on Raw the next night to celebrate, gets attacked by HHH. In the process he takes a blow to the head that makes him think it's 1993 and Raw completely changes the following week, going back to one hour, the rainbow entrance, jobber matches, and Vince on commentary.
Divas match, pretty clear the one Bella will cause the other one to lose. Yawn city. Bring back Jazz.
Dean/Bray - don't care either way, I assume Dean wins because he's over.
Tag match - I don't pick a winner, but I want the setup to start for Cody/Dustin at WM.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
I will tune in next week for Larry the Cable Guy. I can't fucking wait until JINGLE 2
December 2nd baby
It's Free. I'm not gonna feel bad for you if you forget to cancel.
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everyone thought bray would go over cena too because bray was massively over. now dean is the one who is massively over. dean's totally going to be counting lights.
i'd wake up
The power bomb cast us a very good wrestling podcast from giantbomb. Cena is my favorite wrestler if time,I got no problem with him.
I kinda sorta like the powerbombcast, but Giancarlo is like the worst of the markiest marks. Every time he goes on about someone getting buried it's just hell. He even gets a different tone in his voice about it. Aside from that, good times. I was even down with his "roman reigns as megaman" thing for the streak.
I know. It was purrfect.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I think the illegal jiff future is a flop, friends.
It's not an illegal jiff future if nobody is making any dang jiffs.
It's not an illegal jiff future if nobody is making any dang jiffs.
Not my circus, not my monkey.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Wrong again.
The future is heah.
That's not PG.
Playful Gyrations
tiffs can be uncompressed
slightconfuse
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Oh do you have a link for the synced version of Mania 17?
Edit: ^That links better.
Also, that uploader put up a clip of the Vincelovesmuscles.gif on @midnight
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x28vfwz_vince-mcmahon-gif-on-comedy-central_fun
They can also be compressed.
Not that it matters when talking about Jiff's, of course.
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So, the Bunny will just end up being Hornswoggle?
Singularity42
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One of my favorite podcasts and review a wai. I never miss an episode. More entertaining than actually watching raw.
fixed for hope
Lemmy Caution
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I'm pretty sure I tried when it first launched (before I figured out how to get the WWE app on my PS3 in Canada) and it does not work.
So, I'm now obsessed with this "Interspecies Match"
How does this work? In WWE when they have an intergender match, when the man tags in the woman, the other team has to switch as well, so does this mean Natalya is a bunny? Is Natalya dressing up as a cat? Why is it okay for a woman to work with a bunny, but not a man?
This is the most interested WWE has made me in their product since SummerSlam.
How does this work? In WWE when they have an intergender match, when the man tags in the woman, the other team has to switch as well, so does this mean Natalya is a bunny? Is Natalya dressing up as a cat? Why is it okay for a woman to work with a bunny, but not a man?
This is the most interested WWE has made me in their product since SummerSlam.
Do you think the match will go long enough for Natalya to get in? The Bunny will probably anger Rose by tagging him OUTTA NOWHERE and Rose will lay out the Bunny. Tyson will then either put on the Sharpshooter or just take the pin.
The other option is the Bunny dry-humping Natalya's face off.
If this goes less than 15 minutes, I riot!
I don't know that I've ever seen a Sandow match where he actually wrestles, but the gifs of him as the stunt double tell me he's one of the best things they have right now.
TheWarrior
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WWE logic from last night's Raw is killing me
HHH does the unthinkable and plays clips to remind the audience of something that happened a year ago when Ryback turned heel because he figured out that Cena pulls this bullshit all the time where he doesn't come out to save his friends but they come out to save him. We get clips of how Ryback is a crybaby because apparantly Cena can't be seen, even when he is saving you from a beatdown.
Then for the rest of the show last night Cena continues to do everything HHH reminded us about by not coming out to save Ziggler or being a good team captain and breaking up the Sheamus and Show fight. So of course we should cheer for Cena when he stands on the corpse of Team Authority.
Wouldn't be surprised if Ziggler turns heel this Sunday.
HHH does the unthinkable and plays clips to remind the audience of something that happened a year ago when Ryback turned heel because he figured out that Cena pulls this bullshit all the time where he doesn't come out to save his friends but they come out to save him. We get clips of how Ryback is a crybaby because apparantly Cena can't be seen, even when he is saving you from a beatdown.
Then for the rest of the show last night Cena continues to do everything HHH reminded us about by not coming out to save Ziggler or being a good team captain and breaking up the Sheamus and Show fight. So of course we should cheer for Cena when he stands on the corpse of Team Authority.
Wouldn't be surprised if Ziggler turns heel this Sunday.
I haven't watched in like 2 weeks, but that gif alone tells me he still is.
That make sense though.
Well who knows. Authority gonna win somehow.
On that note. Who hasn't Cena made fun of?
I can't wait for the Royal Rumble. It would be great if Miz and Mizdow are two of the final three in the match. Mizdow would have to choose between a chance at WrestleMania or being the greatest stunt double ever.
TheWarrior
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The Bunny
Oh, is this going to be another one of those "show clear signs that Cena acts like a heel but then have someone else turn heel because Cena can't" things?
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Spirit of Jazz
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Just Ziggler? His whole team is a who's who of people that turn heel when Cena needs an opponent to crush. The only logical thing at this point is the 9 men turning face when they discover Cena's been the heel all along.
I think Rowan/Harper being in the match is just as bad. They needed to be rebuilt as threats given how poorly they were booked after the Wyatt/Shield PPV match. Instead booking figures Rowan vs Harper should be some epic main event stand-off in the Survivor Series match despite the fact they've done nothing but lose since Elimination Chamber and still have no characters to differentiate themselves. Then you have Rowan making a random face turn with no agency when turning Cesaro face has been the most obvious thing to book since March. Instead he's still a heel jobber delivering the best matches on the cards week in and out.
After last weeks NXT where they managed to build up an entire roster from tag teams, to women, to debuting talents, and the main eventers in the next PPV over the course of an hour I'm utterly incredulous at how bad the main shows are.
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