BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Fucking JBL never mentions that Sina is the best twerger in the WWE.
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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
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Fucking JBL never mentions that Sina is the best twerger in the WWE.
Hopefully we'll see one of these scenarios:
Cena wins. Cena wins with a pin on four guys, an AA to Cesaro, and Triple H stare down. He then gets to show up Monday and talk about how he SAVED THE CAREERS OF HIS FOUR BEST FRIENDS.
Lesnar music hits and John Cena runs off to find him. Gets locked outside the arena. Team Cena loses after Big Show takes the last pin. Everyone shrugs it off and says "HEY NO HARD FEELINGS CENA, YOU DID YOUR BEST."
He was buys helping an old lady crossing the street.
What did you smarks do to help socitey today?
QueenOfThorns
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Friday. I think it moves to thursdays next year.
NXT
All of the other combatants are beat up backstage by HHH with a shovel and HHH takes Rusev's spot because Putin did not want to get on Cena's bad list.
Cena comes in first and its a squash match. Nothing but finishers by him and the heels are seen running away from him. HHH enters the ring to fight Cena when Brock lesnar enters the ring and demands a tipple threat match.
Lesnar then lays down on the ring like this
When leaving the ring he tells the audience on the mic that he layed down because the belt doesn't mean anything to him. He says he got more money to fight at Bellator than what Vince pays himself every year.
HHH and Cena then fight with shovels until HHH gets a cut on his forehead. Cena wins after HHH is inable to compete due to a papercut like wound.
Cena comes in first and its a squash match. Nothing but finishers by him and the heels are seen running away from him. HHH enters the ring to fight Cena when Brock lesnar enters the ring and demands a tipple threat match.
Lesnar then lays down on the ring like this
When leaving the ring he tells the audience on the mic that he layed down because the belt doesn't mean anything to him. He says he got more money to fight at Bellator than what Vince pays himself every year.
HHH and Cena then fight with shovels until HHH gets a cut on his forehead. Cena wins after HHH is inable to compete due to a papercut like wound.
I'm so hyped for Survivor Series that I'm going to go see Hungry Games 5 on Sunday night instead. I legit don't know what movie this is. I also don't care. I saw the first one on a date and it was AWFUL. But I'm seeing this for free and fuck it. It's either sit at home and watch Survivor Series, read the bible (yes that's the book for me!), or go watch a shitty movie with a girl with great heaters.
Mr. Luchador
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You might be able to pick up a single Mom seeing it with her daughter!
Watching this week's NXT and I figured out the Barin Corbin Vs Bull Dempsey feud so far is a lot like Paul Heyman's idea for booking Bryan Danielson if Heyman was in charge of TNA. I'll spoiler it just in case this is the actual payoff (and also because everyone's doing it on this page).
The idea is to have Danielson debut and go on an unbeatable winning streak. Meanwhile a monster heel like Samoa Joe begins a winning streak of his own. Their matches will be complete squashes that last under a minute and it will build up towards their inevitable major match where a streak is guaranteed to end. The payoff will be Danielson tapping out Joe in under a minute and theoretically becoming the No. 1 guy in the company.
lovely ladies
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The Vince in that comic strip looks better than the Vince in 2K15.
Masked Man Q&A with Seth Rollins.
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/w...le-h-the-authority-dean-ambrose-roman-reigns/
The Big Dog commands attention. Juggernaut has that It Factor. Runbeleedat.
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/w...le-h-the-authority-dean-ambrose-roman-reigns/
The Big Dog commands attention. Juggernaut has that It Factor. Runbeleedat.
That's wicked.
Spread the word. Pho is amazing.
Most just smile and remember the early 90s and Attitude era stuff. Some think it's stupid. And it kind of is.
lovely ladies
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It was mostly a joke, haha, ripped off some strange ass thread on gaming side asking how you interact with non gamer friends or something like that. The quota must have been filled on I just bought a PS4/XB1/3DS/Wii U/Vita, what game should I get threads.
bean breath
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Should have never been translated into English, imo.
slightconfuse
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OMG THIS MATCH at NOAH's next event
Yoshinari Ogawa, Zack Sabre Jr. & Pesadilla vs. Super Crazy, FUNAKI & Scotty 2 Hotty
Yoshinari Ogawa, Zack Sabre Jr. & Pesadilla vs. Super Crazy, FUNAKI & Scotty 2 Hotty
TheWarrior
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Hope they don't have a weed test anytime soon
Even if we don't get a heel Cena, a total wimpy Cena would be definitely the next best thing.
TheWarrior
Banned
Speaking of wimpy. Is Lesnar going to run away from Cena for the next 6 Raw appearances?
BronsonLee
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This is all Michael Elgin's fault
Everything is his fault. That dude is such a nob. He's the Brian Knobs of nobs.
LMAOOOOOOOO
yep, they're just trolling people now. They have a ton of money hidden away to live comfortably but they're gonna try to milk this as long as they can, putting on the worst possible shows possible.
Rusev looks like the chillest motherfucker in all the pictures I've seen of him.
abstract alien
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Who is that with the mask and red F on their tie in the Slam City pic?
giancarlo123x
Banned
I see the lines at space mountain forming.
Mr. Enigma
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Flair would still be a boss if his hair didn't thin out.
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Deleted member 47027
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God damn it pal, I'm back.
I've been gone ten days. A little more than a week. A little more than how long that good-for-nothing CM Punk "left" WWE with the title, and I come back to all sorts of trouble. We have our November OT, still injured by the travesty that was Mr. Pepsi City's October OT, limping along to HALF the ratings we deserve. No offense to Plywood - it's a good OT - but the blame falls squarely on the WWE and our community for losing so many people. I was one of them. Let me dispense a few truths that you need to know that I learned.
1. We are being watched. It's true. I got the boot from something that happened here, in our Safe Place. No Place To Hide. While we may sneer at the people on gaming-side for legitimate reasons, someone out there simply does not like us, so stay vigilant.
2. Omerta lives. We take care of our own business. We must depend on each other and lean on each other and keep our community from eating itself.
3.
That's god damn right. I'd like to propose to the board that I make the December OT. I will fill it with all of the year-end WrassleGAF Fun and Playfulness we all expect. We will be doing the end-of-the-year voting in many different categories, same as we did last year, and I promise - I SWEAR to all of you I will not be banned when it's time to unveil the results. It will be a cavalcade of Stars - one may even call it -OUR- Starrcade. It will be special, it will be fun, it will be playful, but most importantly, it'll be OUR THING. This thing of ours, this community is special and I want to see us continue our long-standing tradition of being the best community on GAF, and we can do it.
I'm glad to be back, and I hope you are too.
Now let me shoot here for a minute. I will be naming names, and yes, this is a shoot.
You all have done a good job keeping the thread up to date with news, and there were many times I wanted to post something in response but couldn't - that's a testament to how strong and compelling our community's content is. Everything from Wrasslin' with Religion from Stro to simplythebest's weird youtube links to Boots' updating of NJPW events, bean breath's valuable contributions, Data West's ruminations on Buff Bagwell and much more, we are a community with a lot to offer wrasslin' fans, god damn it. I want to thank you all for trying to pilot the U.S.S. WrassleGAF.
I fully expect an OT for Larry the Cable Guy on Raw this Monday and to be heckled for it. DM wanted to be the captain, so I'll see how that topic goes. There are too many great members of WrassleGAF to name them all, and there will always be people who are left out of any kind of speech, but I want to thank each and every one of you for making WrassleGAF a place I genuinely WANT to be a part of.
Now let's have some fun god damn it! WrassleGAF sounds like an old peoples' disease or something!
plagiarize
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When abouts did this air? I watched NXT but I was on my phone during talking and adverts and I totally missed it.
I don't need a timecode or anything just roughly where it fell between matches.
aired on today's episode right before Baron Corbin's match
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