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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins

Fox318

Member
When did they set this up,cause I don't remember this at at all

They announced it on their website or something.

Its not like they would promote a match on a PPV.

Get with the times. They need the air time for Vince's shitty jokes that devalued his brand and Cena needs time to push his character and his Cena brand backpacks and tampons.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Get excited for the Survivor Series by picking your teams, themes, and matchup!

I'll start.

Team Fun
Leader - TheWesker
El Pescado
Aiii
Mr. Luchador
sf2fanatic

vs

Team Playful
Leader - Heel
bean breath
discojon
Plywood
Professor Beef

TWO WORLDS COLLIDE! "Wrestling is supposed to be fun!" says Team Fun, against the acerbic wit and easy friendships developed on Team Playful!
 

strobogo

Banned
Team Omerta

Vince McMahon
Trigger Warning
Yeezus
Dr. Duncan
Stro

vs

Team On Some Boushy Shit

Beef
Aiii
Simplythebest
Brother Bean
BronsonLee (so I can big boot him)
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
Also, after listening to Review-A-Wai talk about it, Survivor Series 95 sounds like an incredibly dope PPV. The Darkside team being Taker's BSK crew is funny to me, too.

I'm thinking about doing a Top Ten Intros to all PPVs on the Network. Would take forever, but I wondered if there's anything that tops Summerslam 91's.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
I'm going to need at least some illegal drugs to get anywhere near excitement.

The Western Bloc

Leader - Bootaaay
Aiii
Ithil
Jamie OD
Hasney w/ Mr. Luchador

vs.

The Good Ole Boys
Leader - Strobogo
dmczaf
BIONIC-ARRRM!!
Mr. Sandman
bjork
 

strobogo

Banned
Team Flippy Shit

Entire PWG Roster


vs

Team Vince Body guys who can't work

Sid
Ahmed Johnson
Ultimate Warrior
Goldberg
Scott Steiner


Vince's team would DESTROY PWG.
 
I'm on team plagiarize.

Team plagiarize likes to talk about how they don't need anybody else, but secretly wishes for wider acceptance.

We make occasional cameos, but never get the crowd response we are hoping for, but for some reason are at least made feel welcome by the major players to keep coming back.

So I guess I'm like, Marty Jannetty?
 

jmdajr

Member
Team You ain't getting over

HHH
Hollywood Hulk Hogan
John Cena
Kevin Nash
Shawn Micheals

vs

Team Overachievers

Chris Jericho
Eddie Guerrero
Cm Punk
Daniel Bryan
Rey Mysterio
 

Fox318

Member
Team Vince Guys
The Great Khali
Kevin Nash
Giant Gonzalez
Hulk Hogan
The Ultimate Warrior

Team Workers

Chris Benoit
Eddie Guerrero
Kurt Angle
Undertaker
Austin
 

Browny

Banned
Team Big Boot

  • Diesel
  • Sid
  • Test
  • Barbarian
  • Brodie Lee
vs

Team "Big Boot"

  • BronsonLee

I'm sensing a big boot coming my way

Team Vince Body guys who can't work

Sid
Ahmed Johnson
Ultimate Warrior
Goldberg
Scott Steiner

I would watch this purely for the promos.
 

Carnby

Member
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CM Punk is a wrestler who quit the WWE in January 2014.
 
Team Stiff Ass
Ken Shamrock
Bob Holly
Vader
JBL
Stan Hansen

vs

Team Can Take It
Mick Foley
Jeff Harvey
Joey Mercury
Shane O Mac
Steve Austin
 

bjork

Member
Team Youtube
the guy with the brock avatar (captain)
(also he is all the members too)

I am going to Target for the sickest Pokemon and some trail mix. Wish me luck evading the crew of Smash people who've no doubt lined up around the building.
 
Get excited for the Survivor Series by picking your teams, themes, and matchup!

I'll start.

Team Fun
Leader - TheWesker
El Pescado
Aiii
Mr. Luchador
sf2fanatic

vs

Team Playful
Leader - Heel
bean breath
discojon
Plywood
Professor Beef

TWO WORLDS COLLIDE! "Wrestling is supposed to be fun!" says Team Fun, against the acerbic wit and easy friendships developed on Team Playful!

Woo! Team Fun!
 

Fox318

Member
Team Theatrical
Rock
Dave Bautista
Jessie Ventura
Andre the Giant
Roddy Piper
Kevin Nash
Steve Austin

Team Straight to DVD
Cena
HHH
Hogan
Goldberg
Kane
Miz
ORton
 
Team Theatrical
Rock
Dave Bautista
Jessie Ventura
Andre the Giant
Roddy Piper
Kevin Nash
Steve Austin

Team Straight to DVD
Cena
HHH
Hogan
Goldberg
Kane
Miz
ORton

hahahahahah. this is the best yet. Austin and Hogan are borderline though :p

I think Trips could have made it big had he gone after acting full on, but he didn't, so he's fine on the straight to DVD list.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
I'm on team plagiarize.

Team plagiarize likes to talk about how they don't need anybody else, but secretly wishes for wider acceptance.

We make occasional cameos, but never get the crowd response we are hoping for, but for some reason are at least made feel welcome by the major players to keep coming back.

So I guess I'm like, Marty Jannetty?

You're not a broken-down mess, though.
 

DMczaf

Member
Daniel Bryan is being included in all of the WrestleMania 31 promotional material but is not currently in the plans for the big event. It was noted by a source that the main reason Bryan was kept on the promotional material was to help with local ticket sales and exposure... Bryan had a strong buzz in the Bay Area due to his relationship with the World Series champions, the San Francisco Giants.

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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
I don't see a problem with keeping Bryan away from TV. The candid shots of him aren't doing him any favors, but it's good to keep him out of mind and see what kind of reaction he'll get on his return. It's not all bad, fokes.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
NXT last night was enjoyable but I gotta admit, no Itami and Balor really sucks. I like how the crowd has a gimmick for Corbin now.

EDIT: NJPW friends, how do you feel about Yoshitatsu currently? I hate saying it but I feel he just doesn't have it.
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