BronsonLee
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AJ needs to stop doing the goddamn Styles Clash
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I want every GIF where Virgil is left hanging on a high five or 2sweet.
Macho Madness
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The Man,
The Legend!
The Legend!
Sibersk Esto
Banned
People need to learn how to take the goddamn Styles Clash
I know I can make it work doesn't change that I hate the site.
Regarding the Syles Clash probably tucked his chin like Strong.
A few hundred other wrestlers have all taken it perfectly fine. Roderick Strong has never known how to take the bump, ever. It is shit that someone got injured but I don't think removing the move is needed. I remember when Homicide used to use the Vertebreaker and people used to tell him they aren't taking that move, so they teased it during the match but went with a different finish. I guess Styles could move it to that spot where it's teased rather than done I guess.
Random thought - Trent Acid vs Homicide was an incredible inter-promotional feud I don't think anyone else here saw from 2002-2003.
spindashing
Banned
Terry Funk was one handsome motherfucker, damn.
Gospel Gossip With Stro
Roman's Reigns
More bullshit with Paul. Also, gays are icky and bad.
He goes HAM on the Jews and non-believers in general. When God starts wrecking shit, the Jews will be punished first, for God shows no favoritism. He absolutely does show favoritism. What the fuck are you talking about, Paul? The Old Testament was 100% about God showing his favoritism for the Jews. Even Jesus being sent down to save everyone was for the Jews first and foremost. Everything God has done from the great flood on has been for the benefit of the Jews. Even though he hates them, they're still his favorites. Have you even read the bible, bro?
Now this cunt is shitting on the Jews for both following and not following Mosaic Law, while Gentiles are allowed to convert and not have to follow Mosaic Law or even get circumcised. Remember when Jesus said he didn't come to change or remove Mosaic Law, but to fulfill it? Then why is this follower of Jesus (a late convert who was killing followers of Jesus before at that) changing the rules after Jesus died? And why are people going along with it? Why hasn't Peter pulled rank on this shit?
After saying the Law doesn't really matter anymore because Jesus is more important, he goes on to say Do we then render the Law null and void? Not at allwe give the Law its true value!. Fuck this guy. You aren't Jesus, you stupid cunt. You can't be changing shit around now that he's dead.
Piece of shit just uses a bunch of circular logic to change what he wants to change. I have bad vibes from this dude. This is a guy who was doing his best to travel from town to town to kill followers of Jesus. He then claims Jesus talked to him, when no one else around him heard the voice (which is pretty unlike Jesus and God in most situations), then he converts with a zeal that even Peter doesn't have, and now he's changing all the rules. This guy seems like a sketchy character to me.
"God has imprisoned everyone in disobedience in order to have mercy on everyone." Is that the Biblical version of, "I'm doing this for your own good, because I love you" before a parent beats the shit out of their child?
Paul made it a point of pride to only preach in areas where no one had heard of Jesus, because he didn't want to build on a foundation laid by another. What he's really saying is he doesn't want to go where everyone already knows Jesus, because then his bullshit variations would sound like bullshit to those people who already knew the real deal. And then he starts talking about donations and money. This motherfucker is the Jim Bakker of the Bible.
Vegans are implied to be of both weak body and spirit. At least he got one thing right.
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1 Steve Corinthians
This mother fucker is STILL TALKING. Going on and on about not judging people, then goes on to not only judge but damn people in the name of Jesus. Of COURSE this dude would be a hypocrite and not practice what he preaches. He also wants people to be like HIM, not like Jesus. What the fuck? Who edited this book? Did they not realize what this dude was saying? I think he might be the first anti-Christ and I'm not even joking. Everything Jesus stands for, Paul seems to reverse. Drop Mosaic Law (Jesus specifically taught NOT to do that). Don't bother with circumcision (Jesus was circumcised and taught that practice should continue). Jesus said the way to heaven was following Mosaic Law, prayer, and fasting. Paul cuts all that out and sticks with just faith and grace. Jesus actually forbade preaching to Gentiles. Paul made it his whole thing to preach to and convert Gentiles. He was teaching a different religion than Jesus did. He also never met Jesus and didn't learn from him like the other apostles.
In addition to all this, judge not lest ye be judged kind of stuff, he's absolutely telling people to judge so-called Christians and to not associate with them. Which is not at all what Jesus would say. It's not my business to judge outsiders. As for insiders, however, you be the judge. Let god judge the outsiders, you just get rid of the evildoers among you.
I would hope that everyone could be like me. This dude is literally saying stuff like, Now, God didn't tell me this, but as someone who God trusts a lot, but I am suggesting this....
From now on, those with spouses should live as though they had none. Those who mourn should live as though they had nothing to mourn for, and those who rejoice should live as though they had nothing to laugh about. However, in my opinion, one is happier if one remains single, and I think I have the Spirit of God in this matter.
He starts saying that HE is saving people. Not Jesus. Paul. Paul is saving people. By following him, you can be saved. What in the fuck. Imitate ME, as I imitate Christ. Not imitate Christ. Not be like Jesus. No. Paul wants you to be like HIM. You are to be praised for remembering me so constantly, and for maintaining the teachings just as I handed them down to you.
Of course, Paul was the last person to see Jesus after the Resurrection. IN THE FUCKING WOMB. This fucking guy. He also says he's worked harder than all the other apostles.
Now, this was weird shit to me. As you may have gleaned by now, I don't ascribe to any of these texts that I've read. I have no affiliation or attachment to any given religion. I wouldn't even say I'm an atheist, because religion is something I never think about at all in the first place to even give a shit whether there is a god or not. Yet, right from the start, something about Paul bothered me. And the more written about him/by him, the more uncomfortable I got. It started out as just a weird negative feeling. But then the more I read, it turned into a profoundly unsettling feeling and emotion that I can't really describe. Something about what I was reading from him felt wrong. Felt off. Bad. So I write all this stuff about him and then look him up, and what do you know, a lot of people also seem to think he's the anti-Christ. In fact, Islam has such a negative opinion of him that they believe he is in the same stage of Hell as Cain and Nimrod, and that there is a jail in the most painful part of Hell named after him.
What I'm trying to say, and I'm directing this right at Paul:
Roman's Reigns
More bullshit with Paul. Also, gays are icky and bad.
He goes HAM on the Jews and non-believers in general. When God starts wrecking shit, the Jews will be punished first, for God shows no favoritism. He absolutely does show favoritism. What the fuck are you talking about, Paul? The Old Testament was 100% about God showing his favoritism for the Jews. Even Jesus being sent down to save everyone was for the Jews first and foremost. Everything God has done from the great flood on has been for the benefit of the Jews. Even though he hates them, they're still his favorites. Have you even read the bible, bro?
Now this cunt is shitting on the Jews for both following and not following Mosaic Law, while Gentiles are allowed to convert and not have to follow Mosaic Law or even get circumcised. Remember when Jesus said he didn't come to change or remove Mosaic Law, but to fulfill it? Then why is this follower of Jesus (a late convert who was killing followers of Jesus before at that) changing the rules after Jesus died? And why are people going along with it? Why hasn't Peter pulled rank on this shit?
After saying the Law doesn't really matter anymore because Jesus is more important, he goes on to say Do we then render the Law null and void? Not at allwe give the Law its true value!. Fuck this guy. You aren't Jesus, you stupid cunt. You can't be changing shit around now that he's dead.
Piece of shit just uses a bunch of circular logic to change what he wants to change. I have bad vibes from this dude. This is a guy who was doing his best to travel from town to town to kill followers of Jesus. He then claims Jesus talked to him, when no one else around him heard the voice (which is pretty unlike Jesus and God in most situations), then he converts with a zeal that even Peter doesn't have, and now he's changing all the rules. This guy seems like a sketchy character to me.
"God has imprisoned everyone in disobedience in order to have mercy on everyone." Is that the Biblical version of, "I'm doing this for your own good, because I love you" before a parent beats the shit out of their child?
Paul made it a point of pride to only preach in areas where no one had heard of Jesus, because he didn't want to build on a foundation laid by another. What he's really saying is he doesn't want to go where everyone already knows Jesus, because then his bullshit variations would sound like bullshit to those people who already knew the real deal. And then he starts talking about donations and money. This motherfucker is the Jim Bakker of the Bible.
Vegans are implied to be of both weak body and spirit. At least he got one thing right.
______________________________________________________________________
1 Steve Corinthians
This mother fucker is STILL TALKING. Going on and on about not judging people, then goes on to not only judge but damn people in the name of Jesus. Of COURSE this dude would be a hypocrite and not practice what he preaches. He also wants people to be like HIM, not like Jesus. What the fuck? Who edited this book? Did they not realize what this dude was saying? I think he might be the first anti-Christ and I'm not even joking. Everything Jesus stands for, Paul seems to reverse. Drop Mosaic Law (Jesus specifically taught NOT to do that). Don't bother with circumcision (Jesus was circumcised and taught that practice should continue). Jesus said the way to heaven was following Mosaic Law, prayer, and fasting. Paul cuts all that out and sticks with just faith and grace. Jesus actually forbade preaching to Gentiles. Paul made it his whole thing to preach to and convert Gentiles. He was teaching a different religion than Jesus did. He also never met Jesus and didn't learn from him like the other apostles.
In addition to all this, judge not lest ye be judged kind of stuff, he's absolutely telling people to judge so-called Christians and to not associate with them. Which is not at all what Jesus would say. It's not my business to judge outsiders. As for insiders, however, you be the judge. Let god judge the outsiders, you just get rid of the evildoers among you.
I would hope that everyone could be like me. This dude is literally saying stuff like, Now, God didn't tell me this, but as someone who God trusts a lot, but I am suggesting this....
From now on, those with spouses should live as though they had none. Those who mourn should live as though they had nothing to mourn for, and those who rejoice should live as though they had nothing to laugh about. However, in my opinion, one is happier if one remains single, and I think I have the Spirit of God in this matter.
He starts saying that HE is saving people. Not Jesus. Paul. Paul is saving people. By following him, you can be saved. What in the fuck. Imitate ME, as I imitate Christ. Not imitate Christ. Not be like Jesus. No. Paul wants you to be like HIM. You are to be praised for remembering me so constantly, and for maintaining the teachings just as I handed them down to you.
Of course, Paul was the last person to see Jesus after the Resurrection. IN THE FUCKING WOMB. This fucking guy. He also says he's worked harder than all the other apostles.
Now, this was weird shit to me. As you may have gleaned by now, I don't ascribe to any of these texts that I've read. I have no affiliation or attachment to any given religion. I wouldn't even say I'm an atheist, because religion is something I never think about at all in the first place to even give a shit whether there is a god or not. Yet, right from the start, something about Paul bothered me. And the more written about him/by him, the more uncomfortable I got. It started out as just a weird negative feeling. But then the more I read, it turned into a profoundly unsettling feeling and emotion that I can't really describe. Something about what I was reading from him felt wrong. Felt off. Bad. So I write all this stuff about him and then look him up, and what do you know, a lot of people also seem to think he's the anti-Christ. In fact, Islam has such a negative opinion of him that they believe he is in the same stage of Hell as Cain and Nimrod, and that there is a jail in the most painful part of Hell named after him.
What I'm trying to say, and I'm directing this right at Paul:
Sibersk Esto
Banned
He also had a deceptively soft voice when he wasn't shouting
Singularity42
Member
Paul and Mohammad The World's Most Dangerous Tag Team
British Monsoon
Member
I'm not fond of it either, but I won't be letting that stop me from watching the biggest show of the year.
I saw it. Wrestlerave '03 was my very first ROH DVD purchase and I loved their ladder match at that show, so much I went and bought my first CZW tape to see another of their matches. Acid was pretty underrated - he wrestled some terrible backyard-as-fuck matches in his time, but occasionally you saw flashes of brilliance.
simplythebest
Banned
British Monsoon
Member
fighting spirituuuuuuuuuu!!!
simplythebest
Banned
Wasn't Cornette's ROH premise to have their own arena?! Sounds a bit like LUCHA UNDERGROUND!? The believers are in the temple
fighting spirituuuuuuuuuu!!!
this is some real live evo shit o_o
Someone should tell him, he meant the other Paul
reptilescorpio
Member
Link?
In defense of both none of them are Davey, and neither are wresting in front of 50 smarks.fighting spirituuuuuuuuuu!!!
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Well Sheamus looked like he supported himself off the turnbuckle so it wasn't a COMPLETE no-sell
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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Post context, mark.
Liquidsnake
Banned
I know, man.
That's a sweet washer and dryer set. I bet she got a great deal on them.
Singularity42
Member
Cesaro is going to be awesome when he's wrestling for NJPW next year.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
I look forward to it
Yeah, I question her putting her refrigerator in the entertaiment room too.
fighting spirituuuuuuuuuu!!!
Look at this indy shit. Fuckers, man. Get this shit out of wrestling, etc.
Singularity42
Member
Don't worry I'm sure at least one of them will be Future Endeavored soon.
Does NJPW pay good?
Serpentine
Banned
it's probably just RVD again
Sheamus is a 2-time WWE Champion, 1-time World Heavyweight Champion, and 2-time US Champion, not to mention his various tournament and rumble wins. What titles has your boy held, friend?
Sheamus is a 2-time WWE Champion, 1-time World Heavyweight Champion, and 2-time US Champion, not to mention his various tournament and rumble wins. What titles has your boy held, friend?
What's New Jack up to these days?
British Monsoon
Member
It depends if you're under contract or brought in on a tour by tour basis, but either way it's more than most places that aren't WWE. Styles said that with New Japan and indie bookings in between tours he's going to make more this year than the 350k TNA were paying him previously.
bean breath
Member
Alberto Del Rio responding to a question about CM Punk's departure.
RVD and Y2J.
British Monsoon
Member
I can't decide if Sheamus vs Bad Luck Fale would be amazing or amazingly awful, but either way I'd like to see it.
Serpentine
Banned
Sheamus vs. Ishii, vs. Shibata, vs. Makabe, vs. Styles, vs. Nak are all matches i'd wanna see
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I'm going with awful. Fale's been a hell of a lot of fun this year, though. Really warmed up to him a lot, to the point where I bought one of his shirts. That's a big thing for me.
A Roman fan girl made a fan edit of Triple H holding Baby Roman
Dammit.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Not gonna lie, the WWE Network is awesome.
I'm watching Steamboat and Jericho at WM25.
I'm watching Steamboat and Jericho at WM25.
I'd mark out for Sandman or Sabu. Those are the only ones, though.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Yeah I'd see that
I'll give you Raven and Shane Douglas
time for Real Ass Dean Malenko
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