-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins
- Thread starter Plywood
- Start date
simplythebest
Banned
slightconfuse
Banned
Lol commercial for wrestle kingdom videogame
Wrestle Kingdom - Japanese Commercial (with Keiji : http://youtu.be/Izv3PRZB7n0
Wrestle Kingdom - Japanese Commercial (with Keiji : http://youtu.be/Izv3PRZB7n0
Macho Madness
Member
serenewarfare
Banned
A Roman fan girl made a fan edit of Triple H holding Baby Roman
What in the fuck is going on in this thread right now.
Hurt and Scared
Member
A Roman fan girl made a fan edit of Triple H holding Baby Roman
Look at the adjective, "midnight".
Serpentine
Banned
I don't believe so, so it's possible for them to return. They can put over the Usos in a TLC match at Mania!
Good man.
It was originally a Jersey All Pro vs CZW feud and it all began in JAPW before both ended up in ROH. The match they had at CZWs better than our best was insane especially as it had already built on previous matches.
Homicide in 2003 was simply outstanding at that time, he meshed with everyone and had that wild persona that just worked. His match vs. Corino at ROH's Bitter Friends, Stiffer Enemies is a personal fav. By late 2004 that magic was gone and he was just another guy who hit lariats.
Is Scott Hall the most over person to have never won a major world championship in his entire career? I guess Piper could be competition, but Scott was over for a REALLY long time as both a face and a heel. I think if you were able to remove the drug problems, there is no better blueprint for what a wrestler should be than Scott Hall. Especially in the 90s.
And maybe it is just me shitting on the present for no reason, but I've been watching these mid to late 90s Raws and Nitros on the Network with the free trial, and it makes me sad. Is their product better than what's currently offered? Hell, I don't know. That's a different argument although I do think most people would say yes. I'm more sad because the crowd is so into everything that's going on. Alex Wright? Sure. Some luchadore that has had no promos and no spotlight? We'll pop big for him too. As opposed to crowds today that mostly sit on their hands until the main event occurs. Surely most people knew that it was scripted by this point, but they still got caught up in the moment. The WCW and WWF stuff, even if a lot of it isn't fun for me, is like a party atmosphere. It's what a wrestling event should be. Even early 90s WCW with their weak card was pulling these people who were just hyped about nearly everything.
And maybe it is just me shitting on the present for no reason, but I've been watching these mid to late 90s Raws and Nitros on the Network with the free trial, and it makes me sad. Is their product better than what's currently offered? Hell, I don't know. That's a different argument although I do think most people would say yes. I'm more sad because the crowd is so into everything that's going on. Alex Wright? Sure. Some luchadore that has had no promos and no spotlight? We'll pop big for him too. As opposed to crowds today that mostly sit on their hands until the main event occurs. Surely most people knew that it was scripted by this point, but they still got caught up in the moment. The WCW and WWF stuff, even if a lot of it isn't fun for me, is like a party atmosphere. It's what a wrestling event should be. Even early 90s WCW with their weak card was pulling these people who were just hyped about nearly everything.
Masquerader
Member
The only subtitles you'll ever need.
Mr. Luchador
Member
I can't even tell if that's a joke or real or both. I like it.
Just had a wonderful idea:
The Bible by Scott Steiner
"And in the begging, God created everything. But he didn't create me, cuz I'm a genetic freak. And on the 7th day, he rested, cuz he's a lazy piece of WHITE TRASH who shoulda kept working instead of taking the day off to suck on cheese dogs cuz he coulda been in the gym trying to look like me but he was too busy stuffing his fat face and watching NASCAR while trying to hit on his sister and even she won't touch him even though she's WHITE TRASH and that's what WHITE TRASH do cuz he ain't got no body like Big Poppa Pump got even if he worked on that 7th day cuz no body look like this body and that's why the ladies cum around when the Big Bad Booty Daddy comes to town cuz I'm down and ready to pound. HOLLAR IF YA HEAR ME."
The Bible by Scott Steiner
"And in the begging, God created everything. But he didn't create me, cuz I'm a genetic freak. And on the 7th day, he rested, cuz he's a lazy piece of WHITE TRASH who shoulda kept working instead of taking the day off to suck on cheese dogs cuz he coulda been in the gym trying to look like me but he was too busy stuffing his fat face and watching NASCAR while trying to hit on his sister and even she won't touch him even though she's WHITE TRASH and that's what WHITE TRASH do cuz he ain't got no body like Big Poppa Pump got even if he worked on that 7th day cuz no body look like this body and that's why the ladies cum around when the Big Bad Booty Daddy comes to town cuz I'm down and ready to pound. HOLLAR IF YA HEAR ME."
Mr. Luchador
Member
I'd buy it.
Mr. Luchador
Member
I'd buy that too!
"And God told Moses to throw down his rod and it would turn into a snake. But I ain't got to throw down my rod, cuz it already is a snake."
"God separated the Red Sea and it looked almost as big as when I flex my largest arms in the world."
"Ya see, Jesus said he is a loaf of bread, and that makes a lotta sense to me. Cuz bread has a lotta carbs and bread makes you FAT and Jesus wasn't no son of god cuz I am the sun and the moon rolled into one and when your woman wants some, I don't stop 'til she's all done."
"Ya see Job only had one job and the only job I'm worried about I can't put in the Bible."
"Paul could be the antichrist or the Count of Monte Cristo, it don't matter to me, cuz I got veins in my arms bigger than his whole body."
"The great flood happened cuz I was working out in the ocean and dropped one of my plates when I was done cuz you don't get arms like this if you are a normal man. I ain't Norma. Imma genetic spring. It would have taken me an hour to build the ark. Noah got 2 of every animal but he didn't get no genetic freaks cuz there is only one and he looked into my eyes and knew that he could never compare to the glory of me or Midajah's thighs."
"God separated the Red Sea and it looked almost as big as when I flex my largest arms in the world."
"Ya see, Jesus said he is a loaf of bread, and that makes a lotta sense to me. Cuz bread has a lotta carbs and bread makes you FAT and Jesus wasn't no son of god cuz I am the sun and the moon rolled into one and when your woman wants some, I don't stop 'til she's all done."
"Ya see Job only had one job and the only job I'm worried about I can't put in the Bible."
"Paul could be the antichrist or the Count of Monte Cristo, it don't matter to me, cuz I got veins in my arms bigger than his whole body."
"The great flood happened cuz I was working out in the ocean and dropped one of my plates when I was done cuz you don't get arms like this if you are a normal man. I ain't Norma. Imma genetic spring. It would have taken me an hour to build the ark. Noah got 2 of every animal but he didn't get no genetic freaks cuz there is only one and he looked into my eyes and knew that he could never compare to the glory of me or Midajah's thighs."
"I'm not selling that shit! I'm outa here!"
Shane Douglas is on the WWE shitlist and has been since 1995
Arrowgigantic
Member
So was Warrior, and despite him still being on roids at 55 and 0% less of a dipshit, they put that idiot in the Hall of Fame.
::uts down an empty bottle of Strobogo Brand Whiskey:::
I hope. :::hic::: That STING. :::burps::: Comes back tonight as...
WOLFPACK STING!
::
Mother fucker, I'm challenging you and Paul to a SHOOT HANDICAP MATCH. I'm sober, PAL. Haven't had anything to drink in at least a week. So you can S MY D, friend.
this game is approaching Skate 3 levels
I totally remember that Dean Douglas vs Hulk Hogan feud that draw all that money on that one Wrestlemania.
Yes anything is possible with Shane Douglas but eh, I'll gladly be wrong.
I hope the ECW Original is Joey Styles. Or New Jack, just for kicks.
But the one I want that'll never ever happen is JT Smith. With his italian gimmick. That's one of my favorite storyline things ever.
Actual cool shirt design is something small on the front where a pocket would be, then larger art on the back. I don't get what your huge issue is with art on the back. Do you constantly look down at a shirt while you're wearing it and think "fuck yeah" to yourself? You should be more mad that the art isn't upside down so you can see it while you have it on.
Mostly joking, but I honestly am puzzled by what about that is such a big turn-off. If anything, I would rather only have art on the back. Art on the front is for dickheads that wear superhero shirts. Like, you're not the Flash, you just got his shirt at Target.
I'd say it's Jake, but Hall is close.
Except Warrior was about 17000% more a draw on his worst Powerteam USA day than Franchise was at his peak. It was good for business.
But the one I want that'll never ever happen is JT Smith. With his italian gimmick. That's one of my favorite storyline things ever.
Actual cool shirt design is something small on the front where a pocket would be, then larger art on the back. I don't get what your huge issue is with art on the back. Do you constantly look down at a shirt while you're wearing it and think "fuck yeah" to yourself? You should be more mad that the art isn't upside down so you can see it while you have it on.
Mostly joking, but I honestly am puzzled by what about that is such a big turn-off. If anything, I would rather only have art on the back. Art on the front is for dickheads that wear superhero shirts. Like, you're not the Flash, you just got his shirt at Target.
I'd say it's Jake, but Hall is close.
Except Warrior was about 17000% more a draw on his worst Powerteam USA day than Franchise was at his peak. It was good for business.
Arrowgigantic
Member
Arrowgigantic
Member
Yes, but we're talking about a gimmick Royal Rumble appearance here, not anything important. I mean, I don't think he'll be in it because he wouldn't have any heat, just that it wouldn't be because Vince still holds a grudge against him. Even Macho Man overcame that, sort of.
FlammableD
Banned
Weren't Douglas and Raven both on the Heyman DVD despite being supposedly on the shitlist?
British Monsoon
Member
Hah, JR retweeted my GIF of the Meltzer Driver. All he had to say was "Well...it's different". Can't wait to hear him call that insane jr. heavyweight tag title 4-way match at Wrestle Kingdom. I'm sure he'll just love watching the Bucks from ringside, lol.
I seriously don't get how people think Hogan's leg drop isn't believable. It's a 6'7" 300 lb guy, kayfabe or not his legs are huge in the Golden Era, dropping his fucking leg on your head. There's plenty of things to shit on Hogan for, but the legdrop is one of his best looking moves.
He tried to sue Vince over the bullshit "Indepentent Contractor" scam.
Well if he can come back after that, where's my Nailz return? He couldn't fight Boss Man but he could fight... Sting.
Similar threads
- Locked