They take up valuable time that could be going to Tye Dillinger and Jason Jordan, that's why they deserve all the hate.
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They take up valuable time that could be going to Tye Dillinger and Jason Jordan, that's why they deserve all the hate.
This one always makes me laugh, actually. He clearly hits his head against the camera and his face right after that looks like the early stages of him making an "ouch that fucking hurt" face
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I just don't get them. Like who are they? Why are they called the Ascension? Why are they being so racist at the moment?
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plagiarize
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You mean at the beginning when they come out and then crouch, before slowly standing up when the camera cuts to them?
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plagiarize
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And why are they racist?
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Bada boom bada bread, realest guy in the thread.
plagiarize
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Hey, you said it, not me.
Sorry, let me rephrase it. Why do the Ascension suddenly hate immigrants?
on this note - Enzo is my favorite mic worker in NXT right now
giancarlo123x
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The scorpion death drop looked great last night. Triple H took it like a man.
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Ascension have been putting in work for many years
because they aren't good enough to get called up
I would pay a dollar to see Enzo and Cass have a match with the New Age Outlaws just to get 10 minutes of pre-match mic work.
H sold that kick to the gut like Sting was on some Obi Won Kenobi old man actually a beast shit.
H sold that kick to the gut like Sting was on some Obi Won Kenobi old man actually a beast shit.
You guys are nuts. 1997 Shawn was the best.
Maybe that's why his hair wasn't dyed black. They'll be looking for crow Sting and then BAM Stinger Splash out of nowhere from Surfer Sting.
This I will give you. But it just made me want Bret to win that much more. So you can imagine my irritation when they went to OT that no one agreed to and he lost because they basically cheated for Shawn. Years later, this would be repeated in my 2008 ban bet over the hot dog contest. I had flashbacks like nothing before.
My favorite lisp is Grimes. Even though she hates it.
Maybe that's why his hair wasn't dyed black. They'll be looking for crow Sting and then BAM Stinger Splash out of nowhere from Surfer Sting.
This I will give you. But it just made me want Bret to win that much more. So you can imagine my irritation when they went to OT that no one agreed to and he lost because they basically cheated for Shawn. Years later, this would be repeated in my 2008 ban bet over the hot dog contest. I had flashbacks like nothing before.
My favorite lisp is Grimes. Even though she hates it.
potential gimmick for the Raw call up....
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Any time you hear them talking about the wrestlers body its almost always vince
Terrabyte20xx
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So after letting last night digest I got to thinking....
This is going to sound insane but I think that maybe, just maybe, Ziggler really is finally getting a push.
No really, if you look at how he's been booked since Battleground, you'll find they've actually been really smart about it, almost smart enough that if I didn't know better, I'd say they were planning it the entire time.
...
Okay, maybe not quite THAT far, but let's dissect this. Ziggler get's screwed by The Miz in a battle royal for the IC. He beats him the next night on RAW. Then he wins the title at Summer Slam. He then wins a rematch on RAW the next night. Ziggler then loses the title at Night of Champions, however, Miz cheated. This is further proven by Ziggler winning the cursed RAW rematch. He then proceeds to go on a nearly two month long winning streak, including winning a 2 out of 3 falls match against Cesaro with a shut out, until the go home RAW, where he get's screwed out of the title. Then come last nights Survivor Series, where he, once again, is the sole survivor, (on team CENA mind you) eliminates 3 other guys by himself, And get's both the Sting and Cena rub.(Yes, I know Cena's rub is cursed, but Cena never lifted Ziggler's hand, so I'm willing to believe this might turn out well.)
This is WWE, I doubt that this was actually planned, and that in truth all the small things that made this possible just kinda came together. But that is kinda a feat in it of itself, considering the midcard barely gets any time as is.
Unfortunately, I also doubt that they will book Ziggler right after this. If I were the WWE, last night would be the beginning of Ziggler's climb up the mountain to win the Royal Rumble, because Roman Reigns isn't ready, Daniel Bryan probably won't be healthy enough to make it, Randy bombed ratings last year, they screwed up Cesaro, and we all know that there is no chance in hell that Triple H will let Cena match Flair's record.
This is going to sound insane but I think that maybe, just maybe, Ziggler really is finally getting a push.
No really, if you look at how he's been booked since Battleground, you'll find they've actually been really smart about it, almost smart enough that if I didn't know better, I'd say they were planning it the entire time.
...
Okay, maybe not quite THAT far, but let's dissect this. Ziggler get's screwed by The Miz in a battle royal for the IC. He beats him the next night on RAW. Then he wins the title at Summer Slam. He then wins a rematch on RAW the next night. Ziggler then loses the title at Night of Champions, however, Miz cheated. This is further proven by Ziggler winning the cursed RAW rematch. He then proceeds to go on a nearly two month long winning streak, including winning a 2 out of 3 falls match against Cesaro with a shut out, until the go home RAW, where he get's screwed out of the title. Then come last nights Survivor Series, where he, once again, is the sole survivor, (on team CENA mind you) eliminates 3 other guys by himself, And get's both the Sting and Cena rub.(Yes, I know Cena's rub is cursed, but Cena never lifted Ziggler's hand, so I'm willing to believe this might turn out well.)
This is WWE, I doubt that this was actually planned, and that in truth all the small things that made this possible just kinda came together. But that is kinda a feat in it of itself, considering the midcard barely gets any time as is.
Unfortunately, I also doubt that they will book Ziggler right after this. If I were the WWE, last night would be the beginning of Ziggler's climb up the mountain to win the Royal Rumble, because Roman Reigns isn't ready, Daniel Bryan probably won't be healthy enough to make it, Randy bombed ratings last year, they screwed up Cesaro, and we all know that there is no chance in hell that Triple H will let Cena match Flair's record.
Ziggler's going to be forgotten in the midcard again, isn't he?
So much better, I hope they fix this soon.
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Hah, JBL mentioned 2 Time NWA Champion. One of those was won in TNA.
Yeah, the kick and the drop all looked great to me. I was surprised. Hope it wasn't a "one more good one left in me" type of thing.
Well everything looked good except you saw how thin his hair is on top. :/
Okay, listen, he is getting a push.
And it will be gone after TLC. It will go away like every other midcard start-stop push they have done since 2004. He's just getting build up now for a feud with someone they feel needs the actual push (Seth Rollins) and afterwards he's back down to where they feel he belongs, lower midcard enhancement talent.
Just, don't get your hopes up.
The biggest issue with moments like this is the announcers have canned go-to reactions for every surprise, big or small, that happen. Cole with the half-hearted "oh my god" and a "our location has come unglued", Lawler with the "what?!" and "I can't believe it!".
Knowing that a genuine reaction (i.e. surprise the crew) is impossible, you would just love to hear a genuine-sounding reaction once.
Sting had a lot of snap to it that he hadn't had in years. Must have been a mind fuck to be back in front of such a huge crowd after a decade of TNA. From what I can tell, the last time he was in front of a crowd over 7K was.....Spring Stampede 2000.
Terrabyte20xx
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listening to the old theme with this video....yea... I think the new one suits better for this segment.
Spoiler all likely depends on whether he decides to be a dipshit and take to twitter for his pissing and moaning. Seems every time he does that, he's knocked down for several months.
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But how would you know that Sting is
THE 6 TIME WCW CHAMPION
THE 2 TIME NWA CHAMPION
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My son was really hoping they'd show up to rescue Bray from underneath all those tables and chairs. Would have been a good time for that.
Didn't JR like to be left out of the results and swerves so he could sound more excited?
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Hey Strobogo, I heard you're excited to see Stang tonight.
lol no
lol no
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Nah, the WWE World Title doesn't inherit Big Gold reigns.
WWE Title = WWE World Heavyweight Championship
WCW Title = World Heavyweight Championship = Retired
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Where is last night's Fallout on the network? Need another Renee fix.....
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You raised a good kid.
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Yeah, but I know full well that's never going to happen again, even though it'd be for the better in terms of excitement.
Sometimes you just want announcers who are left dumbfounded and semi-speechless and can only utter words in disbelief, like Collinsworth last night when ODB revealed to the world he's actually a god. The authenticity of the surprise matching the surprise of the moment is just better. That would come with not knowing the result.
Here, since it won't happen, just vary your fucking lines you idiots. Cole is a madlib.
Sting needs not show up until whenever Brock/Cena tie up, and he needs to take out Cena to keep him from winning, with the justification being that Cena doesn't deserve to have as many titles as Flair because he's some newschool pussy rapper or whatever. Then he challenges him to a retirement match at WM. Then he wins and retires too.
Good news is the best news.
Good news is the best news.
But but but..
The WWE WHC is supposed to be both
you've got to be fucking kidding me.
you have your own goddamn network you can do anything with and you cancel your pre show because it ran long on a network you can do anything with.
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Aw heck yeah. You and jmdajr are no-cancer pals!
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So after letting last night digest I got to thinking....
This is going to sound insane but I think that maybe, just maybe, Ziggler really is finally getting a push.
No really, if you look at how he's been booked since Battleground, you'll find they've actually been really smart about it, almost smart enough that if I didn't know better, I'd say they were planning it the entire time.
...
Okay, maybe not quite THAT far, but let's dissect this. Ziggler get's screwed by The Miz in a battle royal for the IC. He beats him the next night on RAW. Then he wins the title at Summer Slam. He then wins a rematch on RAW the next night. Ziggler then loses the title at Night of Champions, however, Miz cheated. This is further proven by Ziggler winning the cursed RAW rematch. He then proceeds to go on a nearly two month long winning streak, including winning a 2 out of 3 falls match against Cesaro with a shut out, until the go home RAW, where he get's screwed out of the title. Then come last nights Survivor Series, where he, once again, is the sole survivor, (on team CENA mind you) eliminates 3 other guys by himself, And get's both the Sting and Cena rub.(Yes, I know Cena's rub is cursed, but Cena never lifted Ziggler's hand, so I'm willing to believe this might turn out well.)
This is WWE, I doubt that this was actually planned, and that in truth all the small things that made this possible just kinda came together. But that is kinda a feat in it of itself, considering the midcard barely gets any time as is.
Unfortunately, I also doubt that they will book Ziggler right after this. If I were the WWE, last night would be the beginning of Ziggler's climb up the mountain to win the Royal Rumble, because Roman Reigns isn't ready, Daniel Bryan probably won't be healthy enough to make it, Randy bombed ratings last year, they screwed up Cesaro, and we all know that there is no chance in hell that Triple H will let Cena match Flair's record.Ziggler's going to be forgotten in the midcard again, isn't he?
UrbanDandy
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Good stuff.
plagiarize
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Hey, he almost made it back in!
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