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November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins

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He's just getting off easy.


Thanks, Finally, I've been waiting for someone to comment and appreciate wrasslin humor.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Dory trying to teach them damn kids
The great thing about WWE getting a wrestler from another country means that stereotypes be damned we're getting some musical variety in entrance themes.

Which in turn makes me wonder if an American wrestler is uniquely represented by like wailing guitars or something in another country.

Well 80s Japan seemed to think most American wrestlers were cowboys of some kind.
 
Apparently Mauro Ranallo is calling New Japan TV. That's fantastic!

Oh, this is for the show on AXS. I thought it would be Ranallo and JR calling the PPV in January.

No one forgets the coffin ride, this makes me realise that most of Big Show's most memorable segments/promos involving him blubbering away one way or another.

His most memorable moment to EVERYONE is when Big Boss Man dug up his dad and he cried about it

I remember him holding on for dear life as his "father's" casket was dragged around by a hearse. Oh, and BigNewYearBaby.gif, I guess.

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I guess he also has this.

Says it all about Big Show.

And BigNewYearBaby.gif and BigShowCrotchChop.gif.
 
Big Show's Carrer highlight reel:

  1. Busting out of that rock carving in his debut vignette.
  2. Winning the WCWWHC in his first match.
  3. That top rope missile dropkick.
  4. Coming out of the ring canvas in his WWF debut.
  5. Show riding on top of his father's casket as Bossman dragged it away.
  6. Showster.
  7. That time Eddie Guerrero laced a burrito with laxatives and gave Show the shits.
  8. Losing to Cena in Cena's first WM match.
  9. DX shoving Vince McMahon's head up Show's ass.
  10. WWECW Title Reign.
  11. Floyd Mayweather feud.
  12. Knucklehead.
  13. Being Johnny Ace's heavy during Ace's feud with Cena.
  14. Replacing DBry in The Authority storyline for no damn good reason
  15. bigshowdancingbaby.gif
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I feel like you guys are giving Big Show way too much credit for the funeral thing and Bossman not near enough
'With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked
He lived a full life on his own terms
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms
But if I could have a son as stupid as you
I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!'
That was all Ray Taylor carrying Big Show's ass(literally)
 
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. ABOUT THE BIG SHOW'S DADDY. BEIN' DEAD.



best part wasn't the coffin ride but him flopping off of it and doing a backwards somersault after in those leather pants (not appropriate funeral attire)~
 

Toki767

Member
I liked when Angle shot Big Show with tranquilizer darts on an episode of Smackdown once. I think that led to his hair getting shaved? I forgot what happened after.

Also the first time Brock Lesnar superplexed Big Show and the ring broke. That was pretty insane at the time. Was that spot actually planned?
 
Big show was good in 2006 vs Mayweather and ecw champ

Glad I'm not the only one who liked the ECW champ run.

I liked when Angle shot Big Show with tranquilizer darts on an episode of Smackdown once. I think that led to his hair getting shaved? I forgot what happened after.

Also the first time Brock Lesnar superplexed Big Show and the ring broke. That was pretty insane at the time. Was that spot actually planned?
Absolutely. Think about a tag team hitting simultaneous superplexes off the top rope. The rings can withstand a lot even without special Royal Rumble reinforcement.
 
We need more heels like '99 Bossman, at least in terms of the heinous crimes they commit.

Heels have effectively been neutered since the end of the ruthless aggression era.

Bring Zack Gowen out so Cesaro can giant swing him until his leg pops out
Have Bray Wyatt marry Cena's ex-wife in a satanic ritual
Rusev should wipe his ass with the American flag
Miz and Mizdow shoot a porno with Ziggler's mom
 
Heels have effectively been neutered since the end of the ruthless aggression era.

Bring Zack Gowen out so Cesaro can giant swing him until his leg pops out
Have Bray Wyatt marry Cena's ex-wife in a satanic ritual
Rusev should wipe his ass with the American flag
Miz and Mizdow shoot a porno with Ziggler's mom

This would be so good if the Attitude/Ruthless Aggression Era were still ongoing.
 

Recall

Member
Big Show's Carrer highlight reel:

  1. Busting out of that rock carving in his debut vignette.
  2. Winning the WCWWHC in his first match.
  3. That top rope missile dropkick.
  4. Coming out of the ring canvas in his WWF debut.
  5. Show riding on top of his father's casket as Bossman dragged it away.
  6. Showster.
  7. That time Eddie Guerrero laced a burrito with laxatives and gave Show the shits.
  8. Losing to Cena in Cena's first WM match.
  9. DX shoving Vince McMahon's head up Show's ass.
  10. WWECW Title Reign.
  11. Floyd Mayweather feud.
  12. Knucklehead.
  13. Being Johnny Ace's heavy during Ace's feud with Cena.
  14. Replacing DBry in The Authority storyline for no damn good reason
  15. bigshowdancingbaby.gif

His best ever singles matches was against Sheamus at Hell in a Cell. Incredible performance by both.
 
Dolph reminds me of HBK performance wise, now if he had half of his charisma he would the top guy

Sting is here for one thing and one thing only........ His big gold belt. And he's going to have to go through HHH to get it. I love the fact that he's finally here! It's been a long wait.
 

Fox318

Member
Dolph reminds me of HBK performance wise, now if he had half of his charisma he would the top guy

Sting is here for one thing and one thing only........ His big gold belt. And he's going to have to go through HHH to get it. I love the fact that he's finally here! It's been a long wait.

HBK found his charisma in his medicine cabinet.
 
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