November Wrasslin |OT| Ask Not The Jobber How John Cena Wins

What in the world.

Whoa....

What in the fuck is this

Black person singing and dancing again.

This isn't NOD v2

I'm enjoying this

There's your Nation gaf

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And at not one point does Conan discuss the glaring issue of misogyny in the current gaming industry. This is pure r/hailcorporate garbage and reddit should not stand for this. Would Conan ever review a free-thinking indie like Depression Quest? I guess he really is a "cluelss gamer."
 
I'm horrified about the next 2 RAWs. There is literally only Cena. For once the word "literally" is being used properly, as in there are absolutely zero options. I guess they could promote Ziggler for a few weeks. The fact that this week was mysteriously decent while Cena was gone will go ignored.

Who is Cena even going to wrestle? Well, maybe Henry. That's at least sorta different. Ooh, I know! Ryback! He needs to get re-buried ASAP before he gets popular!

The only upside is that the Authority sort of has to lose. All antagonists (and again "literally" applies here) from the past 12 months are either injured, buried or depushed. Even Cena goes back to Lesnar next.
There are always options, friend...
 
Bullsh*t. You made a racist remark about Dean Ambrose's receding hairline during his match against Cesaro.

Look at my post again, is there anything in it that proves I was watching Raw?

I mentioned Ambrose's shitty hairline.

I made reference to Wyatt's fat ass disappearing.

I might have mentioned Cesaro and Dean having a match, which they have had 45 times in the last 96 hours.

How does this prove I was actively watching Raw at the time, and not just predicting this predictable carny ass show?
 
"Sad day for America and WWE Universe,Rusev as US Heavyweight Champion makes me sick,John Cena where are you when we need you brother. HH"

John Cena. US Champion.

It's happening :')
 
I need to stop watching live raws. I can't stand the commercial breaks, but I'm in the habit of watching them live even though the quality is awful. I need help.

I wish the Network would have Raw episodes one day after airing live. Not sure why USA or whoever they did the TV deal with would have a problem with that. Are the hulu versions really that popular?

I watched Raw tonight on USA Network's website. There's no ads but they play muzak and a USA logo during commercial breaks.
 
Seems like it was okay from the reactions in the thread. I did see the HHH part that DiscoJon just mentioned. Ziggler is seriously laughable on the mic, I think he got worse than before and he wasn't really setting the house on fire to begin with.

To be fair, it's hard to get good at something if you never ever do it. When was the last time Ziggler spoke on the mic on a live show? He's great on the JBL Show because he's most likely ad-libbing his lines. Going off a lame script on a live show that he rarely speaks on? Yeah, it's not going to be good.
 
I never fully understood the phrase XPac heat. Watching unforgiven 2000 and holy shit this crowd is beyond dead. He doesn't get booed or cheered.
 
To be fair, it's hard to get good at something if you never ever do it. When was the last time Ziggler spoke on the mic on a live show? He's great on the JBL Show because he's most likely ad-libbing his lines. Going off a lame script on a live show that he rarely speaks on? Yeah, it's not going to be good.

Vince tried his hardest to have a great script that was rewritten 5 mins before the show man.

Also, how the heck did that dude on gaming side manage to get 7 PS4s exchanged with free games and PSN credit on top of it?
 
A pretty uninspired night of wrestling for me. ROH TV was just aight this week, and what I saw of Raw was equally "just okay," although I caught the end bit and thought the Orton stuff came across really well.

This week's episode of NXT will change EVERYTHING.
 
Seems like it was okay from the reactions in the thread. I did see the HHH part that DiscoJon just mentioned. Ziggler is seriously laughable on the mic, I think he got worse than before and he wasn't really setting the house on fire to begin with.
Would you say that he is losing his touch
 
Even on SD the cameraman wasn't steady. Is it a new Guy behind the camera?

it's a few Full Sail University students manning the cams for extra collage credits.

Also, how the heck did that dude on gaming side manage to get 7 PS4s exchanged with free games and PSN credit on top of it?


Can't everyone be a BAWSE. Now somebody hit my music!

Bwahahaha I'm dying! Fuck you Cain.

it's revenge for this.
 
I was thinking about Hog Wild (I know, right), and while I want to completely remove the idea of ever doing a wrestling event centered on bikers and Sturgis, I think there was something there with the basic idea. It's something WWE will never do because of their boring venues, and it will likely never happen because only billionaire Ted(brother) would be willing to put up the kind of money to fund crazy wrestling venues, I think they could have made the idea better.

Take the concept but just make it an outdoor arena with a movie drive-in type deal. Same setup as Hog Wild but just have fans drive there in their cars an sit on the roof of their cars to watch wrasslin'. I really liked the mountainside view in Hog Wild. It's one of the few things I remembered about it, and they could have even themed a Halloween Havoc around it, so you could be all 'spooky nighttime drive-in theater grindhouse.'

It's all just a gimmick, but that's all that wrestling is. At least it would be something different instead of all these arenas that WWE uses that all look basically the same.
 
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