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Why does Canadian Eric Young wear American speedos under his wrestling gear (that he always takes off mid match)?
The stars and stripes are just a fun design to put on underwear, it's not like they mean anything.
Why does Canadian Eric Young wear American speedos under his wrestling gear (that he always takes off mid match)?
Devitt vs low ki vs ibiushi is going to be insane
Is that on iPPV? I'm willing to give it a shot
Disappointed with a lack of Austin Vs Rock from Backlash 99, still in my opinion the best one of their matches.Probably already posted, match breakdown of the Attitude Era DVD:
I can't believe they included Val Venis vs. Rikishi from Fully Loaded 2000. Fucking EPIC match, they should have included that whole PPV. So, so good.
Yet, I can't help but be disappointed with some glaring omissions. Where's Bret vs. Shawn at Survivor Series 97? Shawn vs. Taker HIAC with Kane's debut? Mankind vs. Undertaker HIAC? Rock vs. Mankind I Quit match? I mean, these are fucking iconic Attitude Era matches here. Not to mention some of the lesser known, yet FANTASTIC matches, like Rock vs. HHH Ironman match.
ugh. Still picking this up, but ugh.
A-Train's Survivor Sereis dream team is solid
Awesome, the Wrestle Kingdom VII site is live, with the first 4 matches booked;
GWF was amazing this week. Here's this week's recap
We are here tonight for the 2nd show of GWF. After the acts of the commissioner Bootaaay, SoulPlaya and Laserfrog have decided to team up to get to the bottom of this and restore order to the GWF
Show opens with Soulfrog in the ring calling out Bootaaay to explain not only his actions, but the mystery of the dead security dude. Out comes the champ/commish. Bootaaay then decides to get to him, they will need to get past a tag team of his choosing and lays down the law, if anyone of the two touches him, they will be fired.
We head backstage to see SoulFrog in the back discussing the turn of events. The two are unaware of Nocturnowl spying on them, still upset over his first round exit last week. We get a look at the commishs office, where he discusses with an unknown guest that he put in a phone call and they wont get past his guys. We head to the ring for the first match of the night
SoulFrog vs Raider Nation (Ithil & Sokantish)
Ithil is a monster of a man. Makes Soulplaya look small. Just tosses Laser around like its nothing. Every move he makes the ring bounce. Ithil wastes little time in wasting time bullying around Laser. Ithil makes the tag to Soulplaya and the two reveal their chemistry showcasing a bunch of excellent double team moves. Sok makes the comeback and tags in the big man and Ithil throws Soulplaya around just as easily. Ithil with a sickening powerbomb on the big man. Soulplaya takes his revenge with some nice wrestling of his own. Soulfrog double team Ithil on the outsideto regian control. Ithil regains control once Soulplaya comes back in. Raider Nation with their own double team on the outside until laser comes back to interrupt. Raider Nation takes control on the outside when Sok sets up Soulplaya on top of the announce table, only for Soulplaya to reverse into a chokeslam. Sok is hurt. Soul makes the tag to Laser who comes out with some suplexes and a sickening hurricarana. Ithil is able to make it to his corner and tag in Sok, who comes in with a flurry on Laser. Ithil takes out Soul on the outside while Sok gives Laser 2 Double A Spinebusters for a win at the 10 minute mark. Your winner via Pinfall: Team Raider Nation
After the match, Bootaaay comes out to introduce Soulplaya to his new bodyguard, a time traveling kane from 1998
SoulPlaya vs 98 Kane
Soulplaya quickly regains his senses and goes at it with his idol. The two exchange powerful blows until Soulplaya gains control and bodies kane. He applies the Soul Strech and a backbreaker to beat the time traveler. Your winner via KO: Soulplaya
After the match, Soulplaya decides to put kane out of commission. He grabs a chair only to have Sokantish come out and save Kane, revealing that he aligned himself with Sokantish. During this, Lserfrog discovers the dead body of Vince McMahon, only to discover that he is a zombie in thrall of Bootaaay. Soul saved Laser by thowing him back into the coffin and wakinh him. This feud is only beginning.
Next up is an Extreme Rules match featuring the young rising star known as Professor Beef vs Nocturnowl. Who the fuck is he on the phone with? Mysteries abound in GWF
Nocturnowl vs Professor Beef in a Extreme Rules match.
The two start the match with some wrestling, with Beef taking quick advantage and showing up his skills. Nocturnowl quickly regains advantage, turning the tide with a hanging Ace Crusher from the top turnbuckle. Beef quickly counters and heads outside to introduce the plunder. Beef takes the gamehammer only for Owl to take it and wail on his opponent. Beef heads to the outside and grabs a trashcan to take his turn with a weapon. Owl catches Beef and uses the opening to grab a table. The action heads back to the ring only for Beef to regain control and apply his submission. Your winner via submission: Professor Beef.
Nocturnowl attacks Beef from gehind for taking his phone, yelling that if he can do that to the rookie, he will do it to anyone. He head to the next match
Dragonzord vs The Sandman
The Japanese superstar makes his debut against the hardcore legend Sandman. Sandman surpingsly uses wrestling to take an advantage early on, only for Dragon to recover from the early surprise and retake control with his high flying offense. Sandman answers back with some hard punches to the face, drawing blood in the process. Dragon answer backs with a sick frakensteiner and a stiff spinning heel kick. Only for Sandman to come back with a piledriver, an inversted Russian leg sweep and to finish it off, a fameasser to take a victory over the Japanese legend. Your Winner via Pinfall: The Sandman.
After the match, The Sandman in a classy move raises the hand of Dragonzord, while the crowd cheers. We then join Bootaaay talking to his mystery guest, who tells him that things better be settled by next week, or theyll be hell to pay. Nocturnowl comes in to reveal to Bootaay who is next in line for the resurrection machine. Who could it possibly be? The show ends with zombie Vince trapped in green space hell wondering where the hell he is and how he can get out
I went to bed. Was the main event worth watching?
I went to bed. Was the main event worth watching?
Turns out the GWF stream truly was a miracle stream. Woke up and my computer had given up the ghost. RIP faithful computer.
That said, really glad I was able to make it work for the show. I would have been really sad had I not been able to put on that show. And that Vince gif from the video I made...yeah. Very happy with the show.
So AJ turns heel on Cena, helps Punk retain and feuds with Kaitlyn over the title right?
They're covered in the Attitude Era mode in WWE 13, gotta have a reason for people to pick it up you know!Yet, I can't help but be disappointed with some glaring omissions. Where's Bret vs. Shawn at Survivor Series 97? Shawn vs. Taker HIAC with Kane's debut? Mankind vs. Undertaker HIAC? Rock vs. Mankind I Quit match? I mean, these are fucking iconic Attitude Era matches here.
So AJ turns heel on Cena, helps Punk retain and feuds with Kaitlyn over the title right?
cm punk shud 2 lose the title when rayback shell shoked him then jhon cena shud fite the rock at royal rumble 4 the wwe championship
On the topic of RAW:God damn what a terrible show outside of the relatively shocking promo by CM Punk on the topic of Jerry Lawler. I honestly can't believe they went that far with it. I also loved seeing Santino get a whopping 6%. I'm sure those are faked numbers but anything that puts that loser down is okay with me.
I guess The Miz is a face now? That's nice, I guess. And look at cowardly CM Punk! He can't get his belt back because the SS match isn't about him, the only WWE Champion of 2012, it's about the Rybland and John "Forever on top" Cena. Gotta really dive that one home. I had hoped Cena was taking a quiet bow out of the title picture to help elevate Dolph Ziggler and get him ready to hold the World Heavyweight title. Nope, he can obviously do both at the same time because everything in this company revolves around him.
Oh and a heart attack didn't fix Lawler's ability to do commentary. I'm sure glad they dumped Jim Ross for him! That's a lie, no I'm not.
A thing I came up with in the shower: Ryback debuts the new title after winning big at Survivor Series. But suddenly an impromptu MitB match starts that John Cena wins and beats Ryback after a steel chair shot from Punk. Cena goes on to lose against The Rock at the Rumble and wins the title back at WM29. It'll be perfect because The Rock will need to be promoting Pain and Gain around the same time and I'm sure Vince would love the idea of the WWE title being on the red carpet.
Shouldn't AJ turn on Cena to help Ziggler? Can't that be a thing?
A thing I came up with in the shower:
GWF maintains its hot streak.
G-fex vs panda next week book it!
moore's the pityNo, I don't like that guy.
moore's the pity
I missed Raw and GWF last night. I don't want to see any GWF spoilers so I quickly scrolled down... I imagine GWF was excellent last night, yes?
I missed Raw and GWF last night. I don't want to see any GWF spoilers so I quickly scrolled down... I imagine GWF was excellent last night, yes?
Tell me more about your shower....
Yes, most excellent. Well done to Mister Sunflower.