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[G-Fex]

Maddox: I've had to work hard every day of my life and what do I have to show for it? these trunks and this haircut! and what do you have to show for your lifetime of steroid abuse and dangerous in ring moves?

Ryback: What?

Maddox: Everything! A monster push! double jobber squash matches! a main event spot! A catchphrase! fancy singlets and *sniffs* jobbers for dinner! And do you deserve any of it? No!

Ryback: What are you saying?!

Maddox: I'm saying you're what's wrong with WWE Ryback. You coast through matches, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking wrestlers like me. Heh, if you worked in any other fed in the world, you'd have been jobbed out long ago.

Cena: He's got you there Ryback


Man this just works so well

Kofi: Hey, what do you got against Ryback, anyway?

Maddox: Are you kidding? Does this whole company have some disease where it can't see that he's an idiot? Look here, in ring concussions have doubled every month since he returned and ratings have plummeted. Has he been fired? No. Has he been disciplined? No, no.

Vince: Keep up the good work Ryback

Vince: Maddox in my office NOW

 

[Kaladin]

Maddox: I've had to work hard every day of my life and what do I have to show for it? these trunks and this haircut! and what do you have to show for your lifetime of steroid abuse and dangerous in ring moves?

Ryback: What?

Maddox: Everything! A monster push! double jobber squash matches! a main event spot! A catchphrase! fancy singlets and *sniffs* jobbers for dinner! And do you deserve any of it? No!

Ryback: What are you saying?!

Maddox: I'm saying you're what's wrong with WWE Ryback. You coast through matches, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking wrestlers like me. Heh, if you worked in any other fed in the world, you'd have been jobbed out long ago.

Cena: He's got you there Ryback

Kofi: Hey, why don't you just shut up and quit talking about my boy Ryback like that.....

Teddy Long: Hold on a minute there playas.....

Cena/Maddox vs Ryback/Kofi

Fixed that for you.

 

[Kyoufu]

"double jobber squash matches" is an amazing nickname :lol

 

[Professor Beef]

Maddox: I've had to work hard every day of my life and what do I have to show for it? these trunks and this haircut! and what do you have to show for your lifetime of steroid abuse and dangerous in ring moves?

Ryback: What?

Maddox: Everything! A monster push! double jobber squash matches! a main event spot! A catchphrase! fancy singlets and *sniffs* jobbers for dinner! And do you deserve any of it? No!

Ryback: What are you saying?!

Maddox: I'm saying you're what's wrong with WWE Ryback. You coast through matches, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking wrestlers like me. Heh, if you worked in any other fed in the world, you'd have been jobbed out long ago.

Cena: He's got you there Ryback


Man this just works so well

Kofi: Hey, what do you got against Ryback, anyway?

Maddox: Are you kidding? Does this whole company have some disease where it can't see that he's an idiot? Look here, in ring concussions have doubled every month since he returned and ratings have plummeted. Has he been fired? No. Has he been disciplined? No, no.

Truth: Everyone botches now and again. It's why they put erasers on pencils.
Kofi: Yeah, Ryback's ok. Give him a break.
Maddox: No! Ryback is not okay. And I want everyone in this business to realize it. I would die a happy man if I could prove to you that Ryback has the in-ring skills of a six-year-old.
Truth: [to Kofi] So, how are you doing?

 

[Aiii]

#ThankYouRyback

 

[G-Fex]

First you guys are mad about Cena

Now you're mad about Ryback

Make up your minds!

 

[Kaladin]

First you guys are mad about Cena

Now you're mad about Ryback

Make up your minds!

I'm mad about everything that isn't Daniel Bryan or CM Punk or NXT.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

The Brad Maddox Experience. I find this hilarious. The guy does have charisma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FIfJzTeorzo#!

I knew I backed a winner

FAVE FIVE

MADDOX
MADDOX
MADDOX
MADDOX
MAD OX.

 

[Data West]

I'm mad about everything

 

[Aiii]

I'm mad about everything that isn't Daniel Bryan or CM Punk or NXT.

Or AJ Lee or Awesome Aries or Joseph Park or Bully Ray

 

[Dark Ninja]

The Brad Maddox Experience. I find this hilarious. The guy does have charisma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FIfJzTeorzo#!

At least one star was made at Hell in The Cell...BRAD MAD-OX

 

[G-Fex]

I'm mad about everything that isn't Daniel Bryan or CM Punk or NXT.

I suppose in a perfect world all feds would have just the younger talent and toss away the older workers.

 

[Kyoufu]

Maddox will be the next big thing.

 

[Kaladin]

Or AJ Lee or Awesome Aries or Joseph Park or Bully Ray

I haven't really cared for AJ since she was made GM......and the other two aren't WWE.

 

[FallingEdge]

What about Sandow? He is fantastic.

 

[NawidA]

Can you guys think of any match this year, other than Roode vs Aries that lived up to and exceeded the hype it generated leading up to the match?

Bryan/Punk at Over the Limit.

 

[KissVibes]

Wow, Matt Striker looks like an asshole with that moustache.

 

[Aiii]

I haven't really cared for AJ since she was made GM

I still care enough for all of WrassleGAF, darn it!!!

 

[Aiii]

What about Sandow? He is fantastic.

I feel horrible for forgetting about Sandow, I feel terrible.

 

[somedevil]

Why are babyfaces idiots?

 

[Perspicacity]

Wow, Matt Striker looks like an asshole with that moustache.

He kind of looked like an asshole with it also.

Actually all WWE broadcasters look like assholes with the exceptions of Scott Sanford and Evil Universe Jim Ross.

Why are babyfaces idiots?

Good is dumb
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainsEvilBrawnGood

 

[Aiii]

Josh Matthews looks normal.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I'm mad about everything

Why would he it with a chair?

Doors don't work like that.

 

[Dark Ninja]

He kind of looked like an asshole with it also.

Actually all WWE broadcasters look like assholes with the exceptions of Scott Sanford and Evil Universe Jim Ross.



Good is dumb
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainsEvilBrawnGood

I always liked announcer Josh Mathews. Wrestler Josh Mathews looks like a giant douche though

I still care enough for all of WrassleGAF, darn it!!!

I still care about AJ (She knows how to look good) Get her out of this Cena storyline though.... I hope Naomi gets to wrestle soon as well

 

[Professor Beef]

What about Sandow? He is fantastic.

TOO MANY BIG WORDS

Not like Ryback. He hits hard.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Since Rhode Scholars I've stopped caring about Sandow.

Moral of the story: tag teams are dumb.

 

[FallingEdge]

I feel horrible for forgetting about Sandow, I feel terrible.

<3

TOO MANY BIG WORDS

Not like Ryback. He hits hard.

</3

Since Rhode Scholars I've stopped caring about Sandow.

Moral of the story: tag teams are dumb.

</////////3

 

[Kyoufu]

Since Rhode Scholars I've stopped caring about Sandow.

Moral of the story: tag teams are dumb.

Agreed. Especially when that douchebag comes out and announces a tag team match playa.

Insufferable.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

This whole sons of anarchy ripoff thing on TNA is just the worst. I'm sorry.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Sandow and Ryback should get into a feud.

In the end Sandow uses his brains and tricks Ryback into a box to be shipped back to his homeworld- planet funk.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

I really like Sandow and I actually quite like Rhodes as well. But when you're just in generic, time filler tag team matches, I don't care. Tag team matches very rarely have interesting stories or any real heat behind them. Sandow is a pretty good promo and now he's just bumming around helping to keep the tag division alive so they can fill more time on Raw.

 

[Data West]

I just noticed how old the champions in TNA are

Jeff Hardy, RVD, Chavo, and Tara.
It's the bingo hall in the literal sense

 

[FallingEdge]

I just noticed how old the champions in TNA are

Jeff Hardy, RVD, Chavo, and Tara.
It's the bingo hall in the literal sense

WWE, WWECW, WCWWE, WWE

trbl

 

[Nocturnowl]

Fixed that for you.

That damn tag match vigilante, he has no authority anymore, he shouldn't be able to do this!

 

[Kyoufu]

Sandow and Ryback should get into a feud.

In the end Sandow uses his brains and tricks Ryback into a box to be shipped back to his homeworld- planet funk.

Best post of Wrassle GAF 2012?

 

[Ultratech]

This whole sons of anarchy ripoff thing on TNA is just the worst. I'm sorry.

Would you say it's worse than the whole Cena/AJ affair that has no real point?

 

[Aiii]

Would you say it's worse than the whole Cena/AJ affair that has no real point?

Cena/AJ doesn't even beat Claire Lynch in that regard. Even if it doesn't make sense it still is alot more tolerable than that "actress" was

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Cena/AJ doesn't even beat Claire Lynch in that regard. Even if it doesn't make sense it still is alot more tolerable than that "actress" was

One angle makes me want to blow up my TV, and the other one made me want to send my TV into space for the rest of forever.

Who cares which one was "better."

 

[Enfinit]

Sandow and Ryback should get into a feud.

In the end Sandow uses his brains and tricks Ryback into a box to be shipped back to his homeworld- planet funk.

 

[somedevil]

Jesse finisher is the stone cold stunner. lol

 

[Aiii]

One angle makes me want to blow up my TV, and the other one made me want to send my TV into space for the rest of forever.

Who cares which one was "better."

If we go down that route we might as well close the thread now. All our discussions are pointless anyway, right?

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Would you say it's worse than the whole Cena/AJ affair that has no real point?

I'm dying to know who AJ is fucking though. She went into someones room with nothing but a robe on, and I feel like that issue is being forgotten.

 

[Aiii]

I'm dying to know who AJ is fucking though. She went into someones room with nothing but a robe on, and I feel like that issue is being forgotten.

Still think it's all leading to Punk, the final two voicemails were to him. I have hope for this ending well, still.

 

[jobber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5ODVlGCI484#t=53s

dat tight shirt

 

[G-Fex]

Sandow and Ryback should get into a feud.

In the end Sandow uses his brains and tricks Ryback into a box to be shipped back to his homeworld- planet funk.

Big guys don't fall for box tricks

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Meltzer was acting like the idea is for AJ/Cena to be a long term angle with the payoff just being them ending up together.

Gonna be tough to watch AJ degrade herself every week.

 

[jobber]

Joe Park is going to wrestling school!

 

[jobber]

dat heel on heel violence

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

AW HELL NO

 

[Net_Wrecker]

If we go down that route we might as well close the thread now. All our discussions are pointless anyway, right?

I'mjustsayin, don't waste your time comparing garbage angles. You're better off comparing high quality stuff like Aces & Eights vs. Ryback's extensive build to the title.

wait wat