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[Ithil]

They set out SS last week. It wasn't interesting, no, but they set it out and it also set up things for TLC.

Now they tore it up halfway through the show and are booking as things come to mind. Wht a fucking mess.

It was obvious SS was supposed to be a filler PPV, before the final match between Cena and Punk at TLC, before Punk OR Cena go on to face Rock at the Rumble. Now...it's...what?

I'm doing more thinking on this than Vince did.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Guys it's Jack Swagger

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Isn't Fandangoo that movie ticket place.

 

[trunbuns]

Fandango? Is it Johnny Curtis?

And I'm apparently a member now.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Guys it's Jack Swagger

*GASP* I'm cool with that.

 

[Kyoufu]

Guys it's Jack Swagger

Probably lol.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Guys it's Jack Swagger

It would be one hell of a way to return.

 

[Dark Ninja]

All aboard the Fandangoo hype train!
(who the hell is Fandangoo?)

Quick everybody pour milk on themselves lets get weird

 

[SousedLouse]

Fandangoo? Sounds like Dean Ambrose to me. What a great name for a future jobber, right guys?

It's funny because Ambrose will never debut. At this point, he's just going to show up on RAW one night, and he'll play it off like he's been there for years.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

SHE LOOKS GOOD TO ME!

 

[Ithil]

Johnny Curtis is now....Fandangoo?

What was wrong with....Johnny Curtis? It's not an exciting name, but it doesn't sound like a cleaning product.

 

[slightconfuse]

Yes yes yes

Tuned just in time to see EVE


Woohoo

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Oh god.

Brace yourselves.

 

[tm24]

Wait, that Faandango thing was real? i thought it was some sort of weird local ad

 

[Kyoufu]

Aksana.... damn.gif

 

[trunbuns]

It probably is jack swagger loI.

I saw a photo of him with a beard the other day though. Doubt that would fit the gimmick.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Wait, that Faandango thing was real? i thought it was some sort of weird local ad

It took me a second too to realize that.

 

[ecurbj]

Jesus, Eve is on now! Yes! Yes! And Aksana rack is amazing.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Wait, that Faandango thing was real? i thought it was some sort of weird local ad

You caught us, Fandangoo is a campy British nightclub.

 

[Skilotonn]

Eve & Aksana on the same team?

Oh yes.

 

[Beast Legacy]

Did they break up Aksana and Cesaro silently with no explanation? I don't follow Smackdown so I wouldn't know.

 

[Kyoufu]

Hopefully Layla motorboats Aksana.

 

[slightconfuse]

wait whats a fandangoo

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Did they break up Aksana and Cesaro silently with no explanation? I don't follow Smackdown so I wouldn't know.

Aksana cost him a match, so he broke up with her in five different languages.

 

[tm24]

Did they break up Aksana and Cesaro silently with no explanation? I don't follow Smackdown so I wouldn't know.

No, they gave reason. It happened pretty fast with no followup

 

[SousedLouse]

Did they break up Aksana and Cesaro silently with no explanation? I don't follow Smackdown so I wouldn't know.

No, Cesaro dumped her on Smackdown because he thought she was holding him back. He gloated about it a little bit afterwards, but they never followed up with it.

 

[somedevil]

Johnny Curtis is now....Fandangoo?

What was wrong with....Johnny Curtis? It's not an exciting name, but it doesn't sound like a cleaning product.

Its his new gimmick. Here is a taste of whats to come if its him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT7seLoSjL8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQA1nJp59aU&feature=g-high-lik

 

[Professor Beef]

It's funny because Ambrose will never debut. At this point, he's just going to show up on RAW one night, and he'll play it off like he's been there for years.

So he's gonna be the Poochy of the WWE?

 

[slightconfuse]

kaityln , eve and layla

oh YEAAAA

 

[McNei1y]

maddox was awesome on the mic.

 

[Ithil]

Its his new gimmick. Here is a taste of whats to come if its him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT7seLoSjL8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQA1nJp59aU&feature=g-high-lik

Oh I know about that stuff. I'm just questioning the moronic name change. Nothing wrong with "Simply" Johnny Curtis as they are announcing him there.

 

[Branson]

My pants won't last this match.

 

[ecurbj]

Maddox sure was...

Aksana, Eve, Kaitlin, an Layla. Yes!!

 

[Dark Ninja]

That corner spot looked so messy lol

 

[trunbuns]

Did they break up Aksana and Cesaro silently with no explanation? I don't follow Smackdown so I wouldn't know.

Just randomly broke up after she cost him a match on Raw or Smackdown or Saturday Morning Slam or Superstars or NXT or Main Event or Afterburn or Velocity or something like that.

 

[Ithil]

No, Cesaro dumped her on Smackdown because he thought she was holding him back. He gloated about it a little bit afterwards, but they never followed up with it.

She was holding him back, to be honest.

 

[tm24]

Was this posted

He's back!

 

[Beast Legacy]

Aksana cost him a match, so he broke up with her in five different languages.

No, they gave reason. It happened pretty fast with no followup

No, Cesaro dumped her on Smackdown because he thought she was holding him back. He gloated about it a little bit afterwards, but they never followed up with it.

Just randomly broke up after she cost him a match on Raw or Smackdown or Saturday Morning Slam or Superstars or NXT or Main Event or Afterburn or Velocity or something like that.

Thanks guys. That sucks, they made a decent couple.

 

[Phoenixazure]

God the Diva's Division is so good sans Kelly Kelly

Was this posted

He's back!

I MADE IT! Wait is that Swagger?

Damn...

 

[McNei1y]

oh fucking cena getting a title shot. fuck this noise

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Was this posted

He's back!

Spoiler

...to job more!

 

[Dark Ninja]

Not enough Kaitlyn in this match. The commentary is like something out of HEAT

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Was this posted

He's back!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE IS FANDANGOO

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Dat ass :bow

 

[slightconfuse]

YESSSSSSS KAITLYN WON

 

[Ithil]

No one wants Lawler back.

That includes Lawler himself. He doesn't enjoy commentary, doesn't care much about the product, and doesn't need the money.

 

[Dark Ninja]

DAT Scorpion Deathdrop

 

[ecurbj]

Yay! Kaitlin!!!! I love her.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Was this posted

http://i.imgur.com/ibxPY.png[IMG]

He's back![/QUOTE]

He's got his Swagger back!

Is that Barrett looking on with beard based approval back there?

 

[trunbuns]

I actually can't wait for the Maddox Ryback match next week. He really hit it out of the park with that promo for a first real chance in a lead segment on Raw. He seems like he can actually act and has a good, smarmy look for a heel. Has anyone seen him wrestle?