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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
That script. Good god.

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WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Nov. 2, 2016

1. Browny
2. Xion385
3. illmatic22
4. Jamie OD
5. The Silver
6. HazySaiyan
7. Silexx
8. -Pyromaniac-
9. UrbanDandy
10. strobogo w/ moustache
11. jmdajr
12. Syder
13. Zach
14. SomewhatGravy
15. LiQuid!
16. Saitama
17. Toki767
18. Recall
19. serenewarfare
20. Pikma
21. DMczaf
22. Fox318
23. Tagyhag
24. slightconfuse
25. Mahonay

Dropped from the rankings: klonere, imbask
Took me 20 seconds to figure out the gimmick, boy.
 

Kaladin

Member
Bix says TNA's being sued for $48k by Fraley International, the company handling design, import, and export of their merch for ShopTNA http://www.sescoops.com/exclusive-t...bt-this-time-to-merchandise-designerimporter/

Add it to the pile

If TNA has a fire sale, they need to bring back Don West:

Listen up TNA fans. EVERYTHING MUST GO! You want autographed 8 x 10's for $1? How about .50? I CAN DO THAT! Here's a deal I will cut you for the next 50 callers. 100 random autographed 8 x 10s for $25! That is .25 per autograph people. But wait it gets better.

You want DVDs? We're letting the lot go at $1 a piece. That's right, $1 a piece individually. But listen up, cause I have a deal for you. Remember the brown bag special where you could get a bunch of these for $20? We're keeping the $20 price and we will send you 1 DVD of every PPV TNA has ever produced in a given year for $20. Some of the shorter years are $5, or $10 depending on the number of discs, but never more than $20 and we have a limited # of sets for every year TNA has been in operation. ALL DISCS MUST GO.

But wait...there's more.

Act now and we'll send you up to 20 TNA t-shirts for $20. Pick a size and we'll pick the shirts till we run out. If we run out in your size, we'll substitute shirts for DVDs. You will always get 20 items in this deal.

Fans...I still have one more blockbuster for you. I can't believe the front office let me do this. There is only one of this item and it is priced to sell. I'm talking about the very ring I am standing in right now. The infamous six sided ring can be yours for a mere $500. We'll even throw in a bunch of random stuff if you buy this. Think of all the matches that have happened in this ring, all of the history, yours for only $500. Rings don't get this cheap folks. Log in to the website or call our 1-800 # now and act fast because these deals will be gone!
 
So I just found out two of my other co workers are carnys too. Like they're old school, in their 50s. Real fucking Carny. One of them knew Randy Savage and his family personally, she knew about the marriage before most people.

The other one, her great aunt dated gorgeous George.
 

Kaladin

Member
So I just found out two of my other co workers are carnys too. Like they're old school, in their 50s. Real fucking Carny. One of them knew Randy Savage and his family personally, she knew about the marriage before most people.

The other one, her great aunt dated gorgeous George.

Whenever I picture old school wrasslin fans, I picture an old man or woman yelling at their TV.
 
So I just found out two of my other co workers are carnys too. Like they're old school, in their 50s. Real fucking Carny. One of them knew Randy Savage and his family personally, she knew about the marriage before most people.
Have you asked her about Randy's relationship with Stephanie McMahon?
 
I didn't watch Raw, did Roman's "Spongebob and Patrick" line make it in?

How do you write this and think "yeah, that sounds like something a cool guy would say"
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I didn't watch Raw, did Roman's "Spongebob and Patrick" line make it in?

How do you write this and think "yeah, that sounds like something a cool guy would say"

It made it in and Roman kind of flubbed it.
 
Whenever I picture old school wrasslin fans, I picture an old man or woman yelling at their TV.
They're lapsed now lol
Have you asked her about Randy's relationship with Stephanie McMahon?
Good one, I really need to ask that. Will do tomorrow.


Oh and one of my co workers had breakfast with Andre. She was pregnant and Andre was upset that she didn't have anywhere to sit, so he asked her boss if she could have breakfast with him. Of course the boss didn't say no lol.
 

Syder

Member
According to my German buddy, at the LIVE event he's going to Tim Wiese, Cesaro & Sheamus will be tagging against The Shining Stars and Bo Dallas.
 

Kaladin

Member
Huh.

So apparently Trump was spotted on video at Wrestlemania 4 sitting next to a mob boss he's claimed that he never knew.

A newly uncovered video appears to contradict Donald Trump’s claim that he never knew a high-stakes gambler who was banned from New Jersey casinos for alleged ties to organized crime.

The reputed mob figure, Robert LiButti, can be seen standing alongside Trump in the front row of a 1988 “WrestleMania” match in Atlantic City, N.J. LiButti wasn’t there by accident, according to his daughter, Edith Creamer, who also attended the event. “We were his guests,” she told Yahoo News in a text message this week.

The video was given to Yahoo News by a confidential source who discovered it in the online archives of World Wrestling Entertainment, the sponsor of “WrestleMania.”

The video appears to lend new support to assertions Trump once had close relations with LiButti, who was banned from the state’s casinos in 1991 because of his ties to Mafia boss John Gotti, then the chief of the Gambino crime syndicate. Separately, the New Jersey Casino Control Commission that same year levied $650,000 in fines against the Trump Plaza hotel over its dealings with LiButti, who gambled huge sums at the hotel’s casino. LiButti died in 2014.


Wrasslin isn't a safe place after all, friends.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Confidential source aka "random redditor with a WWE Network subscription"
 

Verendus

Banned
you keep promising Roman vs Brock 2 friend Verendus, yet it never happens. I've lost faith in your words, brother
Don't lose faith, friend.

Last year was an unpredictable turn of events. Who would have thought Seth would get himself injured, which would "force" Haitch to insert himself into a match with Roman Reigns, while Barack is left in the mid-card with Dean Ambrose? Haitch had to either take Ambrose since he was all that was left with Seth gone, or win the Roman Rumble a second time and headline against The Big Dawg himself. It's obvious he took the option that benefitted himself the most. Who doesn't want to be involved with the biggest star on the roster?

Fortunately, Seth has not injured himself this year. He's still here, and we'll get the two matches we would've gotten at Wrasslin'Mania 32 at 33. That being Barack vs. Reigns and Seth vs. Haitch. Heck, we may even Joan Cena vs. Undertaker. Wrasslin'Mania 33 is just the real Wrasslin'Mania 32.

We just have to pray Seth makes it through January. If he can make it until then, it'll be too late to ruin Reigns vs. Barack "The Rematch".
 

jmdajr

Member
This week’s Smackdown ranked #8 for the night in viewership, behind Hannity, The Kelly File, The O’Reilly Factor, Special Report, On The Record, Outnumbered and The Five. While not on cable TV, Smackdown was up against Game 6 of the World Series, which took in over 25 million viewers.


Jobbing to FoxNews
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
There's plenty of good, available matches for WM this year assuming people don't drop like flies. Last year they had a ton of throwaway matches, but they aren't quite as limited this year. I still feel like its going to be a Cena main event. He's kind of running out of shelf life to main event while he's still around to do all the build up promo work.
 

Mahonay

Banned
Catching up on Smackdown.

Heel Usos vs...The Headbangers

2016 has been weird.



And my fave 5 flippy men
Kota Ibushi
Ricochet
Rich Swann
Will Ospreay
VADAH
 

Verendus

Banned
It pains me how much Smackdown sucks now after the split.
It pains me how much PPVs have dropped in quality. You all have no idea how good the PPV diet actually was. It's been ruined now. And for what? What is with the red belt? This isn't Sesame Street. This is real life.
 

Mahonay

Banned
It pains me how much PPVs have dropped in quality. You all have no idea how good the PPV diet actually was. It's been ruined now. And for what? What is with the red belt? This isn't Sesame Street. This is real life.
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

PPVs have certainly been hurt with the split roster. They used to be the one thing you knew would be pretty great almost every time.
 
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