Man, Islam is just so clearly to blame for all of the problems in the Middle East. I don't understand why we don't just try and eliminate Islam entirely. I mean, take a look at these verses:
This is absolutely horrific, and we should... oops, slight mistake, these are all from the Bible. Hmm. Right. Uh, that pesky Islam, where was I?
Yes, well, it's clearly only Islam that motivates people to terrorism. If you just take a look at the motivations of pretty much every terrorist movement of the modern era, you'll see they're all Muslims.
- The Naxalites insurgency in India has been responsible for 193 deaths in India last year alone, over half the death toll attributable to terrorism.
- And look at the Rhakine insurgency movement, busy perpetrating a massacre of the ethnic Rohingya people in Burma.
- Plus there's Allah's Resistance Army, which has been responsible for using child soldiers, rape as a weapon of war, massacres, abductions, mutilations, and forced religious comversions.
That alone should be enough evidence that... oh. You mean that those groups are explicitly Communist, Buddhist, and Christian respectively? Well, uh. That doesn't undermine my case, it is definitely still Islam's fault. Even if Islam is comparatively no worse in scripture than other major religions and not the only ideological motivation for terrorism, it still has to be the problem because why else would people become terrorists? It isn't like you see it happen in upstanding Christian countries that uphold Western values - excluding the IRA of course, and the ETA, and Baader-Meinhof, and all those other ones.
I mean, there can't possibly be any other causal factors. The problem is definitely that people take certain elements of Islamic scripts in certain ways, with absolutely no other reason to do so despite the vast flexibility provided by most hadiths. After all:
- Middle Eastern countries don't feature particular oppressed ethnic or religious minority groups, after all they're perfect nation-states, not poorly stitched together cock-ups by the British, French and American powers toward the end of the colonial era. These people have had hundreds of years to ge their act together!
- And there's absolutely no ruthless dictators propped up by Western military donations that use a vast and oppressive security apparatus, right? All the leaders of these countries are clearly consensually established with a broad legitimacy and really are definitely chosen by the people as an act of self-determination and not American puppets.
- There's not any endemic poverty, either, that means that unemployment rates are crippingly high even in areas which are part of the ethnic or religious elite. There's definitely no long-standing class divide dating back to the British and French deliberately trying to create socio-economic gaps between the shayks and the tribesmen to secure their rule. No, people are well-provided for and have little incentive to turn to terrorism.
So, really, Islam must be the key motivator and not just a post hoc justification because no other factors exist, and... oh. You're saying that all of these things are true? Well, uh. I mean. Hmm. Okay, but, one last argument, right, because I'm definitely still right about this "let's focus on Islam" thing.
Most of the factors that apparently exist are endemic and structural, right? They're not easy to fix. Islam, though, we can definitely fix that up. Focusing all of our disgust at Islam will have several postitive effects:
- People have no previously established reason to dislike the West, because the West has never interfered with the area and overthrown popular, elected governments, so why would they dislike us? We're clearly close friends to them and they've value our opinion when we focus all our media attempts on how shitty Islam is.
- People don't really have that much attachment to Islam, either. I mean, it's barely been in the region that long, it's not like there is a 1,500 year legacy of Islam being a presence in the Arabic way of life in an area which tends to conservatism due to the lack of educational opportunities. Definitely, of all the things to focus on, Islam is the easiest to fix because changing a belief system which has motivated people for 1,500 years is easier than attempting aid and development packages.
- People really like it when you insult things which are a close part of their moral system and the way they identify you, so logically if we keep calling out Islam, then people will never become terrorists because they feel their way of life is under threat.
So, really, QED, it's all Islam's fault and Islam is clearly the thing we need to be hating on. They're absolutely barbaric, and kill innocent people in absolutely inhumane ways, so really, we should bomb that shit out of everyone with nukes, because they definitely hide out in areas where there are no innocent communities trapped near by.
What's that you say?
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