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[Ultratech]

THE FACE BELT IS BACK!

WWWHHHHYYYY?

 

[SousedLouse]

And with that pyro, TNA's budget for the month dipped by half.

WWWHHHHYYYY?

Because as the most over guy*, he deserves a new belt.


















*In the Impact Zone

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Still better than the WWE Title.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

WHYYYYYYYYYY

Oh yeah while reading that article please listen to the appropriate theme music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-wZwnCsNEs

 

[CrunchinJelly]

They gotta clean all this up... still an hour of show.

 

[somedevil]

Oh shit the Pharaoh title is back this time now in black leather, lol

 

[Professor Beef]

WHY IS THAT SHITTY BELT BACK!?

 

[TheGreatDivide]

WHY IS THAT SHITTY BELT BACK!?

It's part of the belt's redemption story.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Is that the same belt or a new one did TNA drop another 20 grand

 

[CrunchinJelly]

 

[jobber]

looooooooooooooooool

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Why is there a fishyman on that belt?

 

[jobber]

we all want cookies

 

[somedevil]

Nooo, the cookies.

 

[Ithil]

So dark and edgy, yo.

 

[Professor Beef]

Who the fuck doesn't eat cookies?

So dark and edgy, yo.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Fuck you Hardy you ingrate.

 

[Ultratech]

Fuck you Hardy you ingrate.

That was a dick move to slap those cookies away.

HOW DARE HIM?!

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Aries sounded really lost as fuck during that promo.

 

[jobber]

by gawd save the cookies

 

[Ultratech]

Man, Aries looked like a madman right before he spit on that godawful-looking belt.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

God this is so second rate.

 

[jobber]

nobody is going to clean the ring

 

[SoulPlaya]

That fucking sucked.

 

[somedevil]

They still haven't cleaned up the confetti yet.

 

[Kaladin]

 

[jobber]

10 bell salute

 

[Professor Beef]

Those were chocolate chip cookies? D:

 

[BlazinAm]

He beat Undertaker by submission the month before.

..... That was wwe trying to do another S.S 1997.

 

[Ultratech]

Those were chocolate chip cookies? D:

That motherfucker...how dare he defile such chocolatey goodness!

..... That was wwe trying to do another S.S 1997.

I remember that. Was kinda stupid, but it gave us Taker and Teddy in a limo.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Time for Daniels to look amazing while getting destroyed again.

 

[jobber]

..... That was wwe trying to do another S.S 1997.

but in the record books, it says CM Punk defeated The Undertaker by submission

 

[SousedLouse]

Those were chocolate chip cookies? D:

Atrocity stacked upon atrocity. Clearly Hardy is a dastardly heel.

 

[BlazinAm]

but in the record books, it says CM Punk defeated The Undertaker by submission

Sure.

Is that the new title, I just tuned in?

 

[TheGreatDivide]

TNA chants are so cute.

 

[SousedLouse]

Sure.

Is that the new title, I just tuned in?

Yeah, it looks that way.

 

[Alucard]

Missing Impact tonight. Is TNA bombing after a good PPV show?

 

[BlazinAm]

That motherfucker...how dare he defile such chocolatey goodness!



I remember that. Was kinda stupid, but it gave us Taker and Teddy in a limo.

It gave us a great gif of Teddy Long.

Missing Impact tonight. Is TNA bombing after a good PPV show?

Seems ok so far from what I read and what I watched so far.

 

[jobber]

holy shit

this is awkward

clap clap clapclapclap

 

[Ultratech]

That was...weird to say the least.

 

[TheGreatDivide]

KISS HIM

 

[Professor Beef]

Missing Impact tonight. Is TNA bombing after a good PPV show?

Aside from a couple of good matches, it's been a stinker.

 

[jobber]

that commercial was using Daniel Bryan's theme song

 

[TheGreatDivide]

Aside from a couple of good matches, it's been a stinker.

So, TNA: as you imagined it.

 

[BlazinAm]

Has TNA done anything with Chris Masters yet?

 

[jobber]

DAT THEME

 

[Ultratech]

*cue Final Boss music*

BOBBEH WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

 

[jobber]

WHAT

 

[Mr. Enigma]

WHAT

 

[BlazinAm]

Why have a large band-aid on your head for a small cut that probably just shows dry blood.