IMPACT Thoughts:
Devon was doing his best Vince impression. I like how Kurt was the 3rd person on the ramp, but one of the last guys to actually make it to the ring. He walks like a 70 year old mall walker. The camera angles for the A8 guy in red flannel were so weird. They made him look TINY, like referee tiny. But once in the ring, he was one of the bigger guys. So weird. What does full access really mean? Full access to the financial books? Full access to catering? Full access to the rides of Universal? Sting vs Devon is for sure one of the last dream matches pro wrestling can deliver. Seriously? Who wants to see that? Who wants to see Devon vs anyone?
Great Hardy vs Aries package. Made it look like such a big deal.
James STORMS. Joseph PARKS. STINGMON. I think Hulk might be a secret Mid Westerner and has to add an S to every name. Like Meijers. It's fucking MEIJER, assholes. Look at the giant logo when you come in the building. Look at your card. Look at the logos all over the building. MEIJER. No S.
Glad the Robbies are back. Big (Little) Robbie is such a good stooge. Straight up squash. At least Joe is starting to look motivated and like a bad ass again. Maybe there is hope for his career.
Why is that young jacked up guy making out with his mom? I thought Russo wasn't in charge anymore? Tara and Jesse from Big Brother 9, 10, 11, 12 are going to be the first mother and son Knock Outs Tag Team Champions. Just watch Taryn the whole match. I think she was on coke. And she isn't in control of her arms very much.
Chavo's only been around like 2 months and he's already hurt? I'd much rather have Kid Kash and Bully Ray be a tag team of big and little bullies than anything with Gunner.
I kind of dig Jeff's Use Your Illusion face paint this week.
Sting shouldn't have to fix Bully's attitude. Hogan is the one pissing him off over and over. Sting believed him and is on his side. So why does Sting have to fix it?
Jeff's paint might be cool this week, but that music is even worse than his last two songs. Mexican flag colors are a strange choice for confetti. Maybe it was left over from a Mexican America promo. Jeff should just stand around looking weird and never, ever talk. Or yell as he normally does. A Double has a pretty good singing voice. Austin says "figure" really oddly. It sounds like he's saying "figger". It sounds to me like he's going to wait until Jeff relapses and then invoke his rematch Santa Claus.
Daniels is a REBEL, Dottie. A loner. Stupid AJ. He could have won the match over Kurt and instead decides to do an Asai Moonsault for no reason. And he has the nerve to have an attitude with Kurt over that? All he had to do was jump forward instead of backward and he would have won the match. But he's mad at Kurt for that? Come on, son.
Joey Ryan is SO short. Jesus. He might be shorter than Aries. Oh shit, Matt Morgan and TERRY are SHOOTING. That was awfully...rapey. Did they resign Matt Morgan? Because two weeks ago Brother Love was all up in Al Snow and D'Lo's asses for letting the uncontracted Matt Morgan attack wrestlers and refs. So why would they resign him after attacking Al Snow at the biggest show of the year?
Without ROOOOOOoooo, James Storms would never have BEAN a champion. Lol NOPE. Chuck Testa.
Well, Sting vs Devon sure lived up to the hour and a half of hype. Why don't the other A8 guys take off their masks if they have full access with impunity? Any momentum that angle had going for it completely stalled out on this episode. Zero heat, zero interest at all.
