Support NeoGAF

[Deleted member 47027]

Guys, I am beyond hype for Brock/Stone Cold podcast.



Getting yourself worked into a shoot, Vince. You had to have been there

Anything that keeps Ziggler away from good people is a win in my book. If I want to make it a win, I make it a win /titus

 

[avengers23]

what's the book about?

It's a crowd-funded history of NJPW.

 

[imBask]

That was hardly a squash match.

the guy who fought John Cena at WM and came out in a tank lost clean in 3min, that's somewhat of a squash match

I also include the Summer yelling in the squashing. I'd be surprised to see Rusev in any relevant storyline anytime soon

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

the guy who fought John Cena at WM and came out in a tank lost clean in 3min, that's somewhat of a squash match

I also include the Summer yelling in the squashing. I'd be surprised to see Rusev in any relevant storyline anytime soon

March:

July:

October:

 

[Sephzilla]

I honestly hope the reunited Rusev/Lana thing ends up being a slight reboot of Rusev. Have Rusev take a few weeks off and then come back in full on CRUSH mode

 

[Fox318]

March:

July:

October:

Next month

 

[imBask]

just watch them bring back Lana next week and have her feud against Summer over Rusev anyway

just watch them

 

[avengers23]

Team NBC (Shout-out to National Broadcasting Company, WWE's broadcast partner.)
Team NCB

Team CBN (Shout-out to the Christian Broadcasting Network, home to The 700 Club.)
Team CNB

Team BCN
Team BNC

Nope, not one of those works.

#DivasRevolution

 

[Fox318]

Team NBC (Shout-out to National Broadcasting Company, WWE's broadcast partner.)
Team NCB

Team CBN (Shout-out to the Christian Broadcasting Network, home to The 700 Club.)
Team CNB

Team BCN
Team BNC

Nope, not one of those works.

#DivasRevolution

did you try looking up porn sites like they did the first time.

 

[Into]

"No its not boring guys"

Lmao. When Alvarez inevitably does Rise and Fall of WWE, that quote and a Black and White photo should be included.

Book scheduled for release In 2020

 

[avengers23]

did you try looking up porn sites like they did the first time.

Nah. Let them step on that landmine if it exists.

 

[Fox318]

"No its not boring guys"

Lmao. When Alvarez inevitably does Rise and Fall of WWE, that quote and a Black and White photo should be included.

Book scheduled for release In 2020

"You guys have a hearing problem"

"This is real"

 

[DMczaf]

November Wrasslin' |OT| No its not boring guys, this is real

 

[Fox318]

Roman Reigns talks like Kevin Nash when he is trying to be facetious. Except Reigns thinks it's a shoot.

 

[Forkball]

Kane

Went over the WWE champion

On Monday Night Raw

On October 12th

The year of our lord

2015

 

[bjork]

I bet Kane was like "Vince I have that sex tape of you and Linda and you both say the N word like 400x" and so that's why he's always in the mix. Political and career agenda, what a sly dog.

 

[FallingEdge]

Odd time to pop the question.

dont know why people are assholes, dude has guts to do that in public. Maybe they met at a RAW show long ago, maybe there is history with them being together and wrestling. She obviously looked happy, get your jelly on out of here and put that shit on some toast.

Chill the fuck out and stop reading more into shit that there is. I thought it was an odd time to pop the question and that is all. If you're so god damn sensitive that you can't handle a thought about SOMEONE ELSE'S proposal, put me on ignore and fuck off.

great exchange

 

[miserable]

It's a crowd-funded history of NJPW.

nice, does it cover the Inoki-ism years in detail?

 

[BronsonLee]

great exchange

Welcome to WrassleGAF OVER THE LIMIT

 

[hamchan]

Kane

Went over the WWE champion

On Monday Night Raw

On October 12th

The year of our lord

2015

According to Meltzer and Alvarez the WWE champion is now 1-19.

Seth just keeps losing and not losing via DQ or anything. He's getting clean pinned in the ring. They keep booking him to lose yet at PPVs he looks fucking amazing with how good he wrestles. What is even happening.

 

[avengers23]

nice, does it cover the Inoki-ism years in detail?

The goal is to cover everything from the Japanese Wrestling Association days to NJPW's recent international endeavors.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

I bet Kane was like "Vince I have that sex tape of you and Linda and you both say the N word like 400x" and so that's why he's always in the mix. Political and career agenda, what a sly dog.

actually, Kane happens to just work a safe style for him and his opponent, is well liked by his peers, can handle in ring promo servicably, and fits into the roll of opponent for a b-show perfectly well (Φω&#934

Just remember, the ONE, in ONE AND NINETEEN happens to be the icon, the greatest man to step in the ring, this is Sting.

 

[Anth0ny]

Roman Reigns talks like Kevin Nash when he is trying to be facetious. Except Reigns thinks it's a shoot.

"come on man, that's not cool. it's entertainment. I was just kidding but to call me boring is crossing the line, man"

-GOAT Roman Reigns promo

 

[slightconfuse]

Roman segement sounds like a disaster.

Crowd:boooooring

Roman: it's not boring

Lmao

 

[DMczaf]

Remember guys, these last 2 Raws are with Vince in full panic mode control over the show.

 

[Hex]

Throwing Reigns out there alone to a Chicago crowd was just a really huge lack of insight by someone backstage.

 

[Entropia]

"No its not boring guys"

Lmao. When Alvarez inevitably does Rise and Fall of WWE, that quote and a Black and White photo should be included.

Book scheduled for release In 2020

2020? Being generous friend.

 

[hamchan]

Roman segement sounds like a disaster.

Crowd:boooooring

Roman: it's not boring

Lmao

I feel a bit bad for him because it's not really his fault they're mishandling him and trying to turn him into a Cena clone, and that must be frustrating.

 

[Entropia]

Throwing Reigns out there alone to a Chicago crowd was just a really huge lack of insight by someone backstage.

You could say that about a lot of what WWE has been doing.

 

[Anth0ny]

they are fucking crazy if they don't go full 1997 rocky maivia with roman

babyface roman is not working. how much more evidence do you need. I know vince is blind but fuck even he should be able to see this.

 

[Kimawolf]

Roman segement sounds like a disaster.

Crowd:boooooring

Roman: it's not boring

Lmao

It was horrible...

" naw naw Chicago baby, this ain't boring, this is real LIFE!!"

Dude should have come out and just said "Wyatt bring your punk ass to the ring now!" Dropped the mic and ran to the ring. Or something similar. Let the Wyatt dude cut the promo for both of them.

 

[hamchan]

It was horrible...

" naw naw Chicago baby, this ain't boring, this is real LIFE!!"

Dude should have come out and just said "Wyatt bring your punk ass to the ring now!" Dropped the mic and ran to the ring. Or something similar. Let the Wyatt dude cut the promo for both of them.

I would have cheered if he said "Y'all are right, history is boring. Let's fight now" for sure.

 

[imBask]

they are fucking crazy if they don't go full 1997 rocky maivia with roman

babyface roman is not working. how much more evidence do you need. I know vince is blind but fuck even he should be able to see this.

t-shirts are selling, it's working

RAW is merch

 

[bjork]

they are fucking crazy if they don't go full 1997 rocky maivia with roman

They should go full 1998 Warrior

oRn

 

[Fox318]

"come on man, that's not cool. it's entertainment. I was just kidding but to call me boring is crossing the line, man"

-GOAT Roman Reigns promo

"Come on guys this is entertainment. It's scripted for the 4 year olds that are up at 10 pm.

 

[DMczaf]

It's funny, this version of WWE is probably Vince's dream. A roster full of spineless asshats who will never speak up to him and will just do exactly what they are told.

There are no CM Punk/HBK/Stone Cold type personalities in the WWE anymore.

Even Triple H has completely checked out on his character.

 

[Fox318]

It's funny, this version of WWE is probably Vince's dream. A roster full of spineless asshats who will never speak up to him and will just do exactly what they are told.

There are no CM Punk/HBK/Stone Cold type personalities in the WWE anymore.

Even Triple H has completely checked out on his character.

All that's missing is the incest angle with steph

 

[FallingEdge]

Speedball Mike Bailey headed to AAA.

 

[avengers23]

Speedball Mike Bailey headed to AAA.

Cash them checks, Speedball.

It's a little disappointing since I won't see him face off against grapplefuck guys in EVOLVE now (Bailey vs. Thatcher could have been a lot of fun, but even Bailey vs. Hot Sauce Tracy Williams could have been interesting), but good for him.

 

[bjork]

So I'm watching this Roman promo on wwe.com, and sheesh. I figured they would've edited it down, but they sure didn't.

This is real bad, fellas.

 

[BronsonLee]

Maybe now Speedball will stop being fat

 

[DMczaf]

How late to the game will WWE be to find out about the "Netflix and Chill" meme and try to do a "WWE Network and Chill" ad campaign?

 

[Hex]

they are fucking crazy if they don't go full 1997 rocky maivia with roman

babyface roman is not working. how much more evidence do you need. I know vince is blind but fuck even he should be able to see this.

Roman works fine in non smarky venues.
Chicago is always rough.
But yeah, less is more with Roman on the mic. They need to make him a beast.

 

[BronsonLee]

How late to the game will WWE be to find out about the "Netflix and Chill" meme and try to do a "WWE Network and Chill" ad campaign?

The last thing I want to bang to is pro wrestling

 

[DMczaf]

The last thing I want to bang to is pro wrestling

 

[avengers23]

Maybe now Speedball will stop being fat

The fact that he's a little chubby makes him endearing.

Speedball in Lucha Underground could work too.

 

[Forkball]

According to Meltzer and Alvarez the WWE champion is now 1-19.

Seth just keeps losing and not losing via DQ or anything. He's getting clean pinned in the ring. They keep booking him to lose yet at PPVs he looks fucking amazing with how good he wrestles. What is even happening.

Pollock on Review a Raw said Rollins' last win on Raw was against "The man who the writers forgot" Neville in August. Yes, he's winning PPVs, but winning a match a month isn't the way to book a champion.

 

[Sephzilla]

Maybe Rollins booking is a subtle way to bury the MITB contract by showing that MITB winners usually dont amount to shit.

 

[avengers23]

How late to the game will WWE be to find out about the "Netflix and Chill" meme and try to do a "WWE Network and Chill" ad campaign?

[A man and a woman are sitting on the couch. Flirtatious looks are passing between them. You can cast Enzo as the man.]

Man: Hey baby, how you doing?

[Cue Vince McMahon in background offscreen. Camera stays on the couple on the couch.]

Vince McMahon: Get on your hands and knees like a dog! Get on your hands and knees like a dog, okay! I used to have a female dog and that bitch did everything I told her to, NOW DAMMIT, GET DOWN, GET DOWN!

YEAH, THAT'S IT! CRAWL AROUND THE RING LIKE A DOG! YOU'RE SORRY! YOU'RE SORRY FOR MR. MCMAHON! YEAH, YOU'RE SORRY

Now then, I want you to tell me in dog language just how sorry you are! Okay? Yeah, tell me in dog language! Speak, Trish, speak! YEAH, BARK LIKE A DOG!

I've seen you on all fours before; they haven't. Y'know what, Trish? I've seen you in other ways, and they haven't.

If you're really sorry, I'm wondering what color panties you're wearing tonight, Trish!

If you're reeeaaalllyyy, reeeeeeealllly sorry, take your skirt off, AND TAKE IT OFF NOW!

Are you sorry enough now, Trish? Are you sorry enough for Mr. McMahon? You know what? I don't think so! No, you're not sorry enough for Mr. McMahon, so everybody that's watching at home, I'm warning you now, everybody that's in this arena, turn your back if you don't want to see this. You're sorry! Oh yeah, you're sorry! TAKE YOUR BRA OFF AND TAKE IT OFF NOW! TAKE IT OFF, TRISH!

Woman: I'm leaving. Don't call me.

 

[DMczaf]

Meltzer brings up an interesting point today on the podcast.

WWE is getting all of these mainstream partners lately, yet these partners probably have no clue that WWE is at it's lowest popularity point since probably 1994-95.

Vince the snake oil salesman.