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[Angry Grimace]

Didn't blade. He does it the hard way. This latest one required 9 staples on the top of the head.

I don't know about last night, but I've definitely seen Brock juice the hard way. Especially against Cain Velasquez. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[JavyOO7]

20 mins into this Nagata/Nakamura match and crowd isn't taking Nagata seriously as a victor. Sucks because he's doing pretty good in this match. Nakamura looks like he wants to go to sleep though... lol.

 

[Heel]

I've reviewed the replay of Brock's post job, friends, and I invite you all to follow along.

"Lesnar was able to get his hand up there, John. That could've been a lot worse."
"Brock was able to block that post for the most part."

At this moment, you see the camera swing toward Brock after the alleged impact, head in clear sight. He stands staggered for what must have been 5 to 10 seconds, showing no visible damage or blood forming. He holds his arm up camera side, attempting to obscure the WWE Universe's view. Strange.

He then ducks into the corner of the cell, behind the camera man. The camera man pans away hurriedly toward The Undertaker. Brock is looking for something...but what?

Good thing there was a party supply store within driving distance of the arena. Brock now turns toward the camera, showing a clear drizzle of synthetic blood.

Sure, that explains the in-ring shenanigans irrefutably, but there's a second part to this carny ploy. They need photographic evidence of the "cut" for WWE.com.

That's right, a BOGO special at the party supply store. Airbrush in a little make-up to hide the seams and you've got yourself a convincing staple job.

They could've gotten away with it, but the calendar gave them away. Happy Halloween, friends.

#TeamPartySupplyStore

 

[Entropia]

Friends, I may go as John Cena for Halloween this year. Where can I buy John Cena merchandise in Canada?!

 

[DMczaf]

That's right, a BOGO special at the party supply store. Airbrush in a little make-up to hide the seams and you've got yourself a convincing staple job.

They could've gotten away with it, but the calendar gave them away. Happy Halloween, friends.

#TeamPartySupplyStore

Follow the money, friend.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Friends, I may go as John Cena for Halloween this year. Where can I buy John Cena merchandise in Canada?!

It's Canada, I can't imagine you'd have a problem finding jorts basically anywhere; as far as I know, denim is the national currency of Canada.

 

[Heel]

Follow the money, friend.

Wow, there's layers to this shit. It all makes sense now, doesn't it? It was an advertisement for Party City.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

When I was younger I used to think blood in wrestling was fake blood. Now that I know that's not the case I find a lot of matches involving blood to be quite uncomfortable to watch.

 

[Entropia]

It's Canada, I can't imagine you'd have a problem finding jorts basically anywhere; as far as I know, denim is the national currency of Canada.

Yeah the Jorts are the least of my worries. It's the Cena shirt, hat, towel and wrist band I'm worried about finding locally.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Friends, I may go as John Cena for Halloween this year. Where can I buy John Cena merchandise in Canada?!

You can buy the authentic WWE wear merchandise but you can't buy hustle, loyalty and respect!
I hope you already have those traits.

 

[avengers23]

Friends, I may go as John Cena for Halloween this year. Where can I buy John Cena merchandise in Canada?!

Amazon has you covered.

 

[DMczaf]

Wow, there's layers to this shit. It all makes sense now, doesn't it? It was an advertisement for Party City.

We are witnessing what a 70 year old Vince McMahon is capable of when his back is to the wall.

 

[Zach]

Good thing there was a party supply store within driving distance of the arena.

Cite your sources before someone discredits your post.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Sab is the future, friends.

Spoiler

no he's not who am I kidding?

 

[Sephzilla]

ADR coming back just screams "Cena's getting his win back" all over it. Which is whatever, he's John Cena what are you gonna do?

I'm just curious if the Open Challenge is still in effect.

Be fully prepared for ADR to take a 3 second tan a few shows in a row after Cena comes back in January

 

[slightconfuse]

Real Ass Brock don't need no help juicing. Guy is the anti Flair.

Love how taker and Brock gave no shits about any of the rules.

Brock is a national treasure

 

[Data West]

Follow the money, friend.

#teamhardway

 

[DMczaf]

Brock used a shoot interview to work Vince McMahon into a work. That entire interview was created to lure Vince into a false state of security.

And then BAM, color.

Brock worked us all in the end.

 

[Sephzilla]

I'm honestly surprised Taker/Brock stayed in the cell.

 

[Heel]

Cite your sources before someone discredits your post.

While it's a fine theory which led to the truth, it's since been discredited by DM. This was a planned native advertisement for Party City, with in-store items likely flown in specifically for the match.

 

[slightconfuse]

LUCHA MONDAY

Dragon Lee vs Aramis 25-10-15

Fan can from an indie

 

[DMczaf]

This also means that Brock worked Stone Cold into a shoot.

Those looks of sadness when Brock was berrying the business were the price we had to pay for Brock's work to work.

Brock broke Stone Cold that night just to get a payoff that Sunday, was it worth it in the end?

 

[Entropia]

Amazon has you covered.

Would it get here on time?? I need it for Friday, obviously.

 

[avengers23]

I'm honestly surprised Taker/Brock stayed in the cell.

UnderFrasier ain't climbing no cage.

 

[avengers23]

This also means that Brock worked Stone Cold into a shoot.

Those looks of sadness when Brock was berrying the business were the price we had to pay for Brock's work to work.

Brock broke Stone Cold that night just to get a payoff that Sunday, was it worth it in the end?

It is stealth setup for Brock/Austin Texas Deathmatch at 'Mania. Funk and Lawler work the undercard.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I'm honestly surprised Taker/Brock stayed in the cell.

Were you expecting a table spot where Taker starts climbing the cell only to get gassed and fall backwards halfway up through the announce table?

 

[Sephzilla]

Were you expecting a table spot where Taker starts climbing the cell only to get gassed and fall backwards halfway up through the announce table?

.....yes

 

[Data West]

What if

What if John Cena's time off is actually a vacation in Mexico? Mega Campion John Cena.


also on MLW Konnan said there's a high chance of Flamita in LU season 2

 

[Man God]

What if

What if John Cena's time off is actually a vacation in Mexico? Mega Campion John Cena.


also on MLW Konnan said there's a high chance of Flamita in LU season 2

...what if John Cena is taping season two of LU? Juan Cena could totally be Matanza.

 

[Zach]

What if John Cena is growing his hair out to being his Crow phase? John Stinga?

 

[slightconfuse]

Laughing at Hotels Trying to work Meltzer

 

[DMczaf]

Laughing at Hotels Trying to work Meltzer

You can't work a worker, friend.

 

[Data West]

'Modern' equivalent would be

 

[Ninja Scooter]

What if he comes back as Darkside Cena?

 

[DMczaf]

What if he comes back as Darkside Cena?

Who is his Macho Man who goes on that trip with him?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Who is his Macho Man who goes on that trip with him?

D-Bry

 

[Cagey]

D-Bry

The jealous eyes angle is about get to real weird and incestual.

 

[slightconfuse]

Cowboy John Cena

 

[Serpentine]

Driver Cena would get me to sub to the Network AND watch Raw every week

 

[DMczaf]

Pretty sure Bellas, D-Bry and Cena are real life swingers and Cena is going on this vacation because things got really weird last weekend.

Heel can back me up on this.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

It'll be the reverse Hogan. Darkside Hogan started wearing black and shaved his mustache. Darkside Cena will dye his hair blonde and tan his skin

 

[avengers23]

This Barbi Hayden GoFundMe thing is absolutely stupid.

 

[Heel]

It'll be the reverse Hogan. Darkside Hogan started wearing black and shaved his mustache. Darkside Cena will dye his hair blonde and tan his skin

Keep the haircut and do some Brock Lesnar cosplay.

 

[Zach]

It'll be the reverse Hogan. Darkside Hogan started wearing black and shaved his mustache. Darkside Cena will dye his hair blonde and tan his skin

Oh, god. That is hideous.

 

[Jimmy King]

Word on the sheetz is my Post HIAC official rankings is making the rounds backstage.

Tyler Breeze
New Day
Cesaro
Rusev
Nikki Bella
Zeb Colter
Brock Lesnar
Bruan Strowman
Luke Harper
Kevin Owens
Neville
Sheamus
John Cena
Seth Rollins
Dudleyz
Kane
Dog Ziggler
Barrett
Del Rio
Rowan
Charlotte
Bray Wyatt
Roman Reigns

 

[Zach]

What are you even talking about, Jimmy King?

 

[Jimmy King]

What are you even talking about, Jimmy King?

 

[Zach]

Non-explanation accepted.

 

[FallingEdge]

I always knew you were soft, FE.

game is too much of a hot mess, I don't mind the glitches but not being able to do title matches outside of PPVs is something I can't deal with.

 

[Sephzilla]

Sweet, got okay'd by the landlords to get the new apartment i've been wanting!