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Of course Dickface Buff was free
Dick Justice
Banned
For a moment I thought there was an actual wrestler called "Dickface Buff".
Sweeney Tom
Banned
2000 less viewers than last week's historic low :jnc
"unlimited...POOOWWWWER!!!!"
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Deleted member 47027
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I wonder. If CM Punk was tellin' a story about ol' Ryback, I wonder what other yarns he spun on that podcast?
They need to call up Jason Jordan and Gable.
Time to call in Dwayne.
Nocturnowl
Member
THE BIG GUY is an inspiration to us all, maybe I should read the secret.
I've gotta say Ryback sure seems like a determined individual.
He said he was dumb as fuck for repeatedly fucking up spots that hurt Punk.
Of which there is video evidence.
If "reading" audio books makes you smart, I am freaking Einstein reincarnated.
slightconfuse
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Deleted member 47027
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But Ryback isn't dumb. That little weak piece of shit should be able to take a simple table bump. He didn't miss.
But hey keep stanning for Punk and fucking that chicken
But hey keep stanning for Punk and fucking that chicken
Dick Justice
Banned
"I wonder if I can get some confirmation bias on the guy I really really hate".
Look as this dumb bald fuck. Literally worse than Goldberg.
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Deleted member 47027
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Exactly. Punk served it up for everyone.
I like Punk, a lot, but it's obvious he was out of his league.
No one was worse than Goldberg.
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Deleted member 47027
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Goldberg did something stupid for sure
Professor Beef
Banned
Yeah let's blame Ryback for that end piece of the table hitting Punk which neither of them could have predicted would break that way.
Ryback never ended someone's career by giving them a concussion.
PHOENIXZERO
Member
Down 3,000 from last week but not the lowest viewership since football began.
Since football started the new norm is 3.3-3.4 million viewers watch is live.
Dick Justice
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Deleted member 47027
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Goldberg is on the same dumb level as Shane when it comes to panes of glass. Only Shane managed to get out of it without fucking his career up.
He's working on his moonsault tho
December is gonna have the lowest ratings since 1995, probably. It's always the lowest rated month anyway.
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I mean, how can people point a finger at Ryback when Seth Rollins is carrying out a hit list?
Dick Justice
Banned
Bret should've moved his arm up faster. Bret screwed Bret.
Even Bret would have difficulties in carrying an old fossil to a safe match without breaking something.
last week had those legends. this week was the first cena-less raw.
last week also had baseball and football. this week was just football.
hmm
bottom line is the numbers are going to be real fucking shitty for a while.
russo was right. people love tournaments.
Goldberg is equally as lame as the term "the bomb." Besides, he lost that Haku match, the ref was crooked. Undefeated my nutsack.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
He looks like he barely hit that table and mostly landed on the concrete
Dick Justice
Banned
Both Goldberg and the term "the bomb" are still less lame than Ryback.
The Big Guy can't aim.
Nocturnowl
Member
We had a table spot go awry just the other night with Rollins, fortunately Kane's back is made of sturdy stuff
Jimmy King
Member
Ryback seems nice
Professor Beef
Banned
Punk said he was dumb as fuck, better blindly back it up and make Goldberg comparisons
I would take Ryback over Goldberg every time.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Hey Ryback seems like an ok guy. The origin of the dumb as fuck thing was the table bump with CM Punk being sloppy which, as we can see, was not unsubstantiated.
UberTag
Member
I dig Ryback's enthusiasm.
I mean, he's been with the WWE for 11 years now and he's still keeping himself motivated to improve and get better.
Plenty of wrestlers have broken down to injury or settled into a rut of complacency long before they hit the 11-year mark with that company.
Given the choice between the guy who crippled Bret Hart and the guy who didn't, I'll favor the guy who didn't.
Punk said he botched the table spot. There's that gif of him botching the table spot.
Professor Beef
Banned
He landed on the table, and it broke in a way that wasn't anyone's fault.
But he didn't land on the table. He misses most of it.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
The Big Guy can't aim.
Back and to the left
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Back and to the left
Back
and to the left.
Hey, there's a lotta money to be made with Ryback, he's got this weird goofy Sid-like charm to him, he's very into appealing to kids and he seems like a stand up guy apart from oh my god he botched a spot once. Once WWE figure out how to get the midcard back into a healthy state he can be a great part of it.
Something I really liked about the booking of the main event last night was that all the champions got into the fatal 4 way - none of this beating title holders on TV for no reason business
. Alberto looks good with the US Belt.
Something I really liked about the booking of the main event last night was that all the champions got into the fatal 4 way - none of this beating title holders on TV for no reason business
except for the tag belts because that division is always been treated as a joke since I started watching
Cut himself into a shoot.