avengers23
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First Swann constantly botches the singing of "All Night Long," then he botches a fucking flip.
Of course WWE is rumored to have signed him.
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First Swann constantly botches the singing of "All Night Long," then he botches a fucking flip.
Of course WWE is rumored to have signed him.
British Monsoon
Member
It wasn't a botch, it was intentional. I think that makes it even more stupid, but regardless - he was referencing this; https://vine.co/v/erO9h0tivZB
DDT did it, because DDT is awesome; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVM-qFeLPdw
DDT did it, because DDT is awesome; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVM-qFeLPdw
Jimmy King
Member
incredible
Sibersk Esto
Banned
The saddest part is the limp dicked effort to spin another bad tna decision into something "for the fans"
Serpentine
Banned
Chad Gable wrestling the dudes in Evolve would be dope
This is AMAZING. I can't wait to see what the fuck they put on TV tomorrow.
man this is right up there with pacman jones, and earl hebner knocking out sonjay dutt
Serg knocking out AJ Styles is still probably the most reprehensible thing to happen on TNA Impact as far as those sorts of storylines go. Sonjay Dutt was a foreigner, a heel, and an invader so no reason to keep him strong. Meanwhile AJ was starting up a Crow Sting like angle and was the company's biggest face.
BronsonLee
Member
He was trying to keep up with Jack Evans and his elite breakdancing ways. He failed miserably.
Also he really does suck at singing that song. And takes too long to come out during it.
Smh...you know what...I'm going to let TNA slide with this fuckery. At least they are trying to keep the situation as kayfabe as possible.
BronsonLee
Member
TNA's either gonna pull a CHIKARA and just burn everything to the ground, or go St. Elsewhere
avengers23
Banned
Don't tease me with the idea of Gable vs. Thatcher.
As I said before, it would be hilarious if this how Hero goes back to WWE.
Carnby
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Arrowgigantic
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that was amazing. i'd like to see Cena do it, only he'd still put himself over.
UberTag
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Clearly Cesaro's swissness has caught up to him. Serves him right for getting over. I hope they take all "Cesaro Section" signs away from the fans at TV tapings.
I think it's my yearly obligation to post the best wrestling promo of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjs-W60voU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjs-W60voU
And of course the lone black man in the promo is portrayed as an animalistic savage. Hilarious how wrestling is the one place where the South had a better handle on positive representation of minorities compared to Vincent Karny McMahon's minstrel show known as the WWF.
UberTag
Member
Which person in this video is delivering the best promo of all-time?
Is it Zeus? Sherri? Mean Gene? I'm confused.
...Mean Gene? What?
Mean Gene conducted interviews for the most part. He didn't do promos.
UberTag
Member
Man... and I thought I made the sarcasm blatantly obvious in that one, too.
(I love how when you Google image search the terms "disappointed wrestler" the first response you get is Zack Ryder.)
Arrowgigantic
Member
I would like to the version with Cliff Compton as Savage, Colt Cabana's mom as Sherri, and Freight Train as Zeus, but
WWE FUCKING HAD IT TAKEN DOWN OFF YOUTUBE.
You're getting worked.
Man... and I thought I made the sarcasm blatantly obvious in that one, too.
Oh. I didn't know you were big into wrestling. *shrugs*
UberTag
Member
Does Colt Cabana's mom also climb a makeshift steel cage prop?
slightconfuse
Banned
It's the Cesaro cycle. Get pushed then get busted back to the mid Card.
Alaverz is just making shit up
UrbanDandy
Member
I get Bryans' hippie lifestyle, but is he legit with the anti-vaccination deal?
I just wanted to my favorite promo. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!
Jimmy King
Member
Maybe. Maybe not. Subscribe to my newzletter.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
As much as I'd like to believe its a Swiss Conspiracy, there are several relatively popular dudes who aren't doing anything right now (namely Orton and Ambrose, who are only tangentially involved in Reigns' feud, and Sheamus, who isn't actually feuding with anyone other than the audience)
How much does it cost?
Jimmy King
Member
Sheamus has still that friggin briefcase. Orton is still used for everything when noone else (otherwise known as Big Show) stands around. Ambrose eats pins and losses for Reigns.
All bad. But somehow still better than Cesaro.
Jimmy King
Member
Kevin Nash, but clean
slightconfuse
Banned
Bret
Should have been DDP.
DDP.
Snowman Prophet of Doom
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I love Cesaro, but if he hasn't figured out how to show a little more personality by now, can you really blame WWE for thinking that maybe he's not a good choice to hitch their wagon to? People here call Triple H, an obvious A, a "B+", but that type of descriptor seems much more perfect for Cesaro - one of the very best wrestlers of the world, in his time, on a par with the greats of all-time in that respect, yet quite unskilled at the other things - promos, acting, interviews, etc. - that really get audiences invested enough in a feud to want to pour money into it. WWE gave him two great managers, but he's like Dolph (though obviously much better, and not nearly as annoying) in that his big matches are never about wanting to see his character succeed and advance, never about being invested in his story going into the match, but about how awesome the match is going to be because of all the movez he's going to do. That's what he lacks in comparison to Daniel Bryan, who was almost infinitely less physically credible yet always had the audiences engaged not just in his matches, but him. That's also what Sami Zayn has, and it's what Sasha Banks has as a heel.
Arrowgigantic
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Judy Bagwell