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[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Sami? FUCKING KILL ME.

Kevin Owens is the longest reigning Universal champion and I have to watch Sami and Neville Vs. the Social Outcasts. WHY DOES GOD FUCKING HATE ME

Ya'll are just gonna have to accept the WWE is afraid of Sami becoming another Daniel Bryan. He ain't getting that main event push evah.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Cole getting info from backstage as to why Zayn and Neville are tagging is a nice little extra bit of information they dont usually do.

 

[LiQuid!]

Ya'll are just gonna have to accept the WWE is afraid of Sami becoming another Daniel Bryan. He ain't getting that main event push evah.

I want to die

 

[ramoisdead]

3 NXT champions in the ring.

And all failures at that if you're judging how they are currently ranked.

 

[imBask]

Sami is the prototypical guy who's "too nice to be in WWE"

Vince could tell him to wear a furry suit and touch himself while looking at the hard cam and he'd probably say yes

 

[Bluekaveli]

Sami? FUCKING KILL ME.

Kevin Owens is the longest reigning Universal champion and I have to watch Sami and Neville Vs. the Social Outcasts. WHY DOES GOD FUCKING HATE ME

Maybe you should believe in God more imo. Your faith isn't strong enough.

 

[BananasWithGuns]

Well, at least Bo and Axel are actually getting in offense and not completely jobbing out.

Edit: Nevermind.

 

[Pikma]

Cruiserweights need a proper one hour show, getting sprinkled over the 3-shitshow will not work for anyone, not for the guys, not for the brand, and definitely not for the fucking ratings

 

[Cody_D165]

At least bo is still on a streak 😄

nope

 

[The Elite]

#socialoutcasts were a great idea. Too bad creative couldn't be bothered.

 

[truly101]

Sami Zayn is a RULE BREAKER. Didn't leave the ring after 5 seconds making the tag.

 

[Bluekaveli]

nope

Didn't get pinned, idgaf

 

[ramoisdead]

The only person "elevated" in that match was Bo.

 

[LiQuid!]

Maybe you should believe in God more imo. Your faith isn't strong enough.

Oh I firmly believe in god. She is real and she fucking hates my guts

 

[Morfeo]

Cole getting info from backstage as to why Zayn and Neville are tagging is a nice little extra bit of information they dont usually do.

What did he say?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

The Charlotte x Lana ship is going strong

 

[Ultratech]

Maybe you should believe in God more imo. Your faith isn't strong enough.

I dunno, he did no-show his match with Vince.

 

[Dick Justice]

This is sub porn-grade writing.

 

[The Strokes]

Dat sexual tension, tho.

 

[truly101]

This is sub porn-grade writing.

Of course. Even porn writing has to deliver a satisfying finish.

 

[Keyser Soze]

What did he say?

He just mentioned that Foley was scrambling backstage looking for someone to go up against Bo and Axel, and both Neville and Zayn came up to him and said they wanted the opportunity.

Not an amazing story, but makes what just happened make more logical sense.

wWE could do with more of that on the regular.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Sami is the prototypical guy who's "too nice to be in WWE"

Vince could tell him to wear a furry suit and touch himself while looking at the hard cam and he'd probably say yes

The opposite really. Owens I think has said that Sami tends to kick up a fuss for talking back sometimes.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Oh I firmly believe in god. She is real and she fucking hates my guts

I dunno, he did no-show his match with Vince.

Disrespecting my father, I'll beat both of you.

 

[Uno Venova]

oh my fuck there's subtitles

 

[Cody_D165]

Disrespecting my father, I'll beat both of you.

jesus christ

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Fuck this is so bad

 

[DJKhaled]

R-Truth is such a bad rapper.

 

[vatstep]

Finally, subtitles

 

[Morfeo]

He just mentioned that Foley was scrambling backstage looking for someone to go up against Bo and Axel, and both Neville and Zayn came up to him and said they wanted the opportunity.

Not an amazing story, but makes what just happened make more logical sense.

wWE could do with more of that on the regular.

Thanks! Definitely agree that they could do with more small explanations like this.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Well, some of y'all wanted a Titus push

 

[Brian_FETO]

*leaves room*

*comes back to see Titus*

*changes channel*

 

[Bluekaveli]

jesus christ

Spoiler

I lold

THE SHINING STARS DM! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cub9cxUXgAA2BJU.jpg

 

[shanafan]

Sami, Neville, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, R Truth, Titus.. am I watching WWE Superstars?

 

[imBask]

The opposite really. Owens I think has said that Sami tends to kick up a fuss for talking back sometimes.

not going to say you're wrong, but I have a hard time believing that... the people who do that are usually stars

 

[truly101]

So.....what happened with Darren Young?

 

[DMczaf]

Spoiler

I lold

THE SHINING STARS DM! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cub9cxUXgAA2BJU.jpg

Our boys!

 

[Cody_D165]

Well, some of y'all wanted a Titus push

LOL

 

[Keyser Soze]

I do appreciate that WWE are trying to make every match tonight have a logical reason for existing. They are even doing it for R-Truth and Titus... which would usually just be a random time filler.

It does not make the matches better, and some of the logic is nonsense, but it feels different than usual.

 

[shanafan]

Oh dear.. this Raw is going downhill.

 

[ReiGun]

Sami, Neville, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, R Truth, Titus.. am I watching WWE Superstars?

It's like they remembered they had a roster full of people and not just like, 6 dudes and Sasha and Charlotte.

 

[The Strokes]

The Cruserweights can talk?!

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

Titus was under the rope.

 

[Cody_D165]

perkins with all these unnecessary gaming lines

 

[EnlightenedMint]

God damn Perkins stop with the references.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I do appreciate that WWE are trying to make every match tonight have a logical reason for existing. They are even doing it for R-Truth and Titus... which would usually just be a random time filler.

It does not make the matches better, and some of the logic is nonsense, but it feels different than usual.

This is probably part of the same reason why they are not referring to the fans as the "WWE universe" anymore. That debate rating has them shook something fierce, which is pretty hilarious.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I do not care for TJ's video game vernacular

 

[Alucard]

So...how's Raw going? Anything worth seeking out so far? Or should I just search YouTube for Heyman and Goldberg tomorrow?

 

[shanafan]

TJ, Nintendo products don't just break.

 

[truly101]

Whats with the game references?

 

[Keyser Soze]

That low angled camera opening on this backstage segment is also a bit different... as is having the segment at all.

WWE are trying a few new bits and pieces tonight all over the place