Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The "Mickey James is old" storyline isn't that bad to me. From the perspective of a sports player, she's at the point at which you're at the tail end of your career and she is several years older than everyone in the division other than Asuka. I suppose the biggest reason it doesn't bother me because the obvious takeaway you're supposed to have is that Mickey James is still hot as hell and doesn't look even vaguely old by any reasonable standards. It doesn't seem anywhere near as dumb as Piggy James, I guess.