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[blackaroni]

Lol. High five??

 

[NYR]

I wish this feud died in the womb.

This is a GREAT sign idea.

 

[Plywood]

It's kind of sad how jokes that normal people wouldn't even find remotely funny are what we have to fall back on. Imagine if stand-up comics or just anyone trying to be funny tried that. It would be cringe-worthy, yet this is all we have. It's a testament to how awful the product has become. We're left groveling at the feet at any little nibble of humor and entertainment.

but

Gonna be a great Raw tonight, gut feeling.

 

[zychi]

Oh shit. Tyson made it to the big show again?

being on a fake reality show, about fake characters on a fake network apparently gets you a job in the wwe now.

 

[HerbertFish]

That was actually pretty funny by Kidd

 

[Heroman]

I can't believe this guy hasn't gotten a push yet

they ended the rusev feud way too soon. so fucking dumb

should have ended at hell in a cell with swagger going over

Gotta save Rusev for a Real american hero., Kurt angle.

 

[zomaha]

half botch but it worked out

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Kidd went down to NXT and improved a lot so that he could come back up and job to Swagger.

 

[SirPainsalot]

This is a GREAT sign idea.

They would confiscate that so fast lol

 

[Ithil]

Kidd went down to NXT and improved a lot so that he could come back up and job to Swagger.

Also all that character development he had gets simplified to "marriage problems!"

 

[NYR]

BACK TO BACK CRIIIIINGE STORYLINES

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

edge sucks

 

[cacophony]

Edge's hairline tho

 

[Pimpwerx]

What happened to Natalya? did she get surgery, or is it just makeup? PEACE.

 

[SirPainsalot]

Damn Edge got a haircut

 

[melonrabbit]

Just tuning in. Good Raw? Bad Raw?? Anything noteworthy?

 

[BMO = GOAT]

Just tuning in. Good Raw? Bad Raw?? Anything noteworthy?

Bad raw, nothing worth. Seth, Orton, Kane vs Cena and Ambrose in handicapped match for main event. But Ambrose said he wanted hot dogs so he headed out to Coney Island.

 

[SirPainsalot]

Just tuning in. Good Raw? Bad Raw?? Anything noteworthy?

Some good Ambrose/Rollins segments but otherwise it's been the same shit as usual.

 

[somedevil]

Just tuning in. Good Raw? Bad Raw?? Anything noteworthy?

Dean as usual and a good 6 man tag.

 

[Plywood]

Unnecessary.

 

[zomaha]

what happened to reigns?

 

[SirPainsalot]

Hope he's out until past the Rumble.

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

Reigns: "I'll be back in time to win the rumble and bury someone!"

 

[BMO = GOAT]

what happened to reigns?

Suffered an injury, two weeks ago. Had to go through surgery.

 

[Ithil]

That was pointless.

 

[Gonzalez]

*hold for cheap heat*

 

[melonrabbit]

Bad raw, nothing worth. Seth, Orton, Kane vs Cena and Ambrose in handicapped match for main event. But Ambrose said he wanted hot dogs so he headed out to Coney Island.

And we aren't following up on that storyline because..... Ambrose's quest to get hot dogs at Coney Island demands to be televised.

 

[blackaroni]

He could have tweeted that shit.

 

[Foffy]

He's still shit at promos. He hasn't learned a thing while he was gone.

 

[SirPainsalot]

wait was that it?

 

[zomaha]

Suffered an injury, two weeks ago. Had to go through surgery.

any specifics? shoulder? knee?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Wait, Lord Sina is in a 3 on 1 handicap match tonight?

Yaassssss.

It's a guaranteed win then, since no jobbers with receding hairlines are gonna hold him back.

#RawOfTheYear

 

[Anth0ny]

Thanks for the update Roman.

 

[Ithil]

any specifics? shoulder? knee?

Incarcerated hernia. The nature of it means there's nothing he can do to speed it up or rehab it, it has to heal on its own.

 

[DMczaf]

So what's the swerve, Rollins starts the match and then immediately tags in THE DAMON KANE?

 

[BMO = GOAT]

And we aren't following up on that storyline because..... Ambrose's quest to get hot dogs at Coney Island demands to be televised.

They showed him boarding the Q train in 7th Avenue but thats all.

 

[zomaha]

Incarcerated hernia. The nature of it means there's nothing he can do to speed it up or rehab it, it has to heal on its own.

brutal, thanks for the info

 

[Heroman]

He's still shit at promos. He hasn't learned a thing while he was gone.

Why would he be learning how to cut promos?

 

[melonrabbit]

Yes, let's advertise when Kane actually meant something. Sigh.

 

[Ithil]

Why would he be learning how to cut promos?

Because he can't train for six weeks?

 

[Gonzalez]

any specifics? shoulder? knee?

Cosmetic surgery to remove the extra Samoan fat that stops him from having a main eventers physique.

 

[Data West]

Yes, let's advertise when Kane actually meant something. Sigh.

1998?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Why would he be learning how to cut promos?

The Roman Empire will be pushed to the top without any proper wrestling or promo skills.

Belee-Dat.

 

[Plywood]

Incarcerated hernia. The nature of it means there's nothing he can do to speed it up or rehab it, it has to heal on its own.

Uhm he just said his positive energy is gonna get him back sooner. BELIEE THAT

 

[melonrabbit]

They showed him boarding the Q train in 7th Avenue but thats all.

Did he invite Renee or is this a solo mission?

 

[UberTag]

Hope he's out until past the Rumble.

Can't Reigns just transition into doing movies already and spare us the torture?
Surely Dwayne can get him a gig as an extra or something.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

Wait what, 10 nuggets for $1.49 @ Burger King?

 

[zomaha]

aite that was a pretty slick Network ad

 

[BMO = GOAT]

Did he invite Renee or is this a solo mission?

No Reee, solo.

 

[FHIZ]

They showed him boarding the Q train in 7th Avenue but thats all.

God I wish they'd have "live look ins" every now and then through out the show of Ambrose just eating a hotdog and hanging out on the boardwalk.

If he at least doesn't show up towards the end of the match with a hotdog in hand, I'm going to be super bummed.