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[darkside31337]

Desmond Jennings > Brett Lawrie

 

[Fenix]

Fuck, Jennings is good, but Alvarez missed his spot by about 2 feet.

 

[Doytch]

Desmond Jennings and Brett Lawrie going yard in the same game???

Gon need more napkins.

 

[Celsior]

Burnett also sucks at fielding.
He sucks on so many levels its insane

 

[Malo]

Burnett also sucks at everything .
He sucks on so many levels its insane

Fixed.

 

[Doogdogg]

Did AJ gave up the pitching version of the cycle in an inning?

 

[Fenix]

Did AJ gave up the pitching version of the cycle in an inning?

6 straight XBH's by my count, lol.

 

[Doytch]

What's the deal with Shields' stupid ass-drop in his set-up? That and him fucking me in roto lat year make me hate him.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

6 straight XBH's by my count, lol.

M Reynolds homered to left. 0 1
N Reimold doubled to deep left, R Adams scored. 0 2
M Angle doubled to right, N Reimold scored. 0 3
R Andino doubled to deep right, M Angle scored. 0 4
J Hardy homered to left center, R Andino scored.


I think this is what you need to do to pitch your way out of the rotation.

 

[h3ro]

AJ... I have no words.



Kev, time to break out your Cody Ransom shotgun.

 

[Doytch]

M Reynolds homered to left. 0 1
N Reimold doubled to deep left, R Adams scored. 0 2
M Angle doubled to right, N Reimold scored. 0 3
R Andino doubled to deep right, M Angle scored. 0 4
J Hardy homered to left center, R Andino scored.


I think this is what you need to do to pitch your way out of the rotation.

Please tell me the dude after Hardy's name starts with "Ha." Showalter organizing his lineup according to matching names, now.

Travis d'Arnaud's (your Eastern League MVP) face reminds me of someone....anyone else?

 

[Fenix]

So uh, I thought Alvarez didn't give up HRs?

 

[darkside31337]

Longo! He is starting to remember that he's an elite player again.

 

[Doytch]

So uh, I thought Alvarez didn't give up HRs?

Dude it's Longo and Jennings. Verlander would give up HRs. (Halladay wouldn't.)

 

[CygnusXS]

Braves are getting manhandled. Screw this, I'm off to the gym.

 

[Doytch]

BTW, how obvious is it that Longo is slamming back creatine? Oblique injury + fat face...

 

[darkside31337]

BTW, how obvious is it that Longo is slamming back creatine? Oblique injury + fat face...

Not as obvious as Bautista.

 

[Fenix]

Dude it's Longo and Jennings. Verlander would give up HRs. (Halladay wouldn't.)

Yeah, just feels like there hasn't been a non-HR game by Jays pitching in a good while (Perez start excepted).

 

[Doytch]

Not as obvious as Bautista.

Yeah but I'm not kidding. Not that I really give a shit if he is or isn't, but the signs are there for Longo. Was reading an article before this season started by a conditioning/trainer/whatever, and he said that oblique injuries have been going up and will continue to go up cause players don't listen to their trainers about this shit. They slam it back, bulk up in the upper body/legs and their core can't handle it cause they slack on those workouts, putting in extra time on other muscle groups.

Either that or he's turning into a fat shit eating cheeseburgers.

 

[sangreal]

Seriously, fuck the entire Orioles organization. What a pack of assholes

 

[sf2fanatic]

Lol at these Jays fans booing the umpire.

Glad for once the umpire got the call right.

Ump had to correct himself because he didnt believe Jaso got hit. Showed the bruise, take a base..

 

[Meohsix]

I swear to god if AJ is still a Yankee come the start of next season, i will fly up to NY and shoot the talentless fuck.

 

[Malo]

I swear to god if AJ is still a Yankee come the start of next season, i will fly up to NY and shoot the talentless fuck.

Just dfa him? Because nobody is trading for him and that contract.

 

[Celsior]

Just dfa him? Because nobody is trading for him and that contract.

Trash for trash deals, only team with that amount of trash is the Mariners or the Cubs.

Arod was playing game 5 of the 2009 WS during this poker game.

This became an issue because?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Trash for trash deals, only team with that amount of trash is the Mariners or the Cubs.

Arod was playing game 5 of the 2009 WS during this poker game.

This became an issue because?

They could trade him for Zito.


Zito's trash..

 

[cashman]

Holland is bringing the good stuff today.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Michael Kay has said multiple times that Girardi can kick anybody on the Yankees ass. That's all that's left now. Burnett vs. Girardi boxing match. Who would win?

 

[Doytch]

They could trade him for Zito.


Zito's trash..

Eh, he's a lefty shitballer. At least he'd be able to get Toronto batters out. Better than AJ.

 

[Celsior]

They could trade him for Zito.


Zito's trash..

The Yanks would have to get something back in that deal since.

1. Zito is owed way more money then Burnett
2. Burnett going to the NL West might make him good, Zito going to the AL East would end badly.
3. We would have fucking Zito on our team.

 

[Windu]

Michael Kay has said multiple times that Girardi can kick anybody on the Yankees ass. That's all that's left now. Burnett vs. Girardi boxing match. Who would win?

Burnett is 6' 4" and Girardi is 5' 11" so Burnett has the longer reach, but i assume Girardi is like Rocky where he'll wear his opponent down by getting the shit kicked out of him and then finally he will knock his opponent out in the last round.

 

[sf2fanatic]

The Yanks would have to get something back in that deal since.

1. Zito is owed way more money then Burnett
2. Burnett going to the NL West might make him good, Zito going to the AL East would end badly.
3. We would have fucking Zito on our team.

Maybe Robertson would teach a tip or two on how to pitch good at Yankee Satdium

 

[Celsior]

Maybe Robertson would teach a tip or two on how to pitch good at Yankee Satdium

Plus Zito has a full no trade, dude aint going no where.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

thank god I didn't see any of that disaster.....

 

[hemtae]

Whelp the wait continues

Better luck next time Wake

 

[Doogdogg]

Wakefield is done.

 

[McNei1y]

So excited to see Ramos homer with Gomes and Espinosa on base. If only this type of offense could happen more often so I don't have to always expect Zimmerman and Morse being the only ones capable of doing this.

 

[sangreal]

Michael Kay has said multiple times that Girardi can kick anybody on the Yankees ass. That's all that's left now. Burnett vs. Girardi boxing match. Who would win?

AJ already lost a boxing match to a door. Odds are not in his favor

 

[darkside31337]

Yeah I changed my mind. Longo is back on something, that was some kind of bomb.

 

[Doytch]

Hilariously bad strike call on Zobrist.

lololol

 

[Enron]

Angels moving up Santana and Weaver and pitching them on 3 days rest.

 

[darkside31337]

Yeah that was insane. It was like he was trying to show Zobrist up for walking to first base, you know the thing you do after the 4th ball is 2 feet off the plate.

 

[darkside31337]

Damn Shields is making Bautista look like a fool tonight.

Haha, Bautista got ejected. Awesome.

MILTON BRADLEY

Spoiler

roid raging

by Bautista there.

 

[Fenix]

Wow.

 

[Doytch]

Wow....totally unlike him.

 

[Enron]

it's the roids.

edit: i keed!

Spoiler

OR DO I

 

[Square Triangle]

God Porcello sucks.

 

[darkside31337]

John Jaso is not Longo / Jennings. That's weak.

 

[Malo]

Burnett is 6' 4" and Girardi is 5' 11" so Burnett has the longer reach, but i assume Girardi is like Rocky where he'll wear his opponent down by getting the shit kicked out of him and then finally he will knock his opponent out in the last round.

Once Girardi gets inside it's over.

 

[sangreal]

I can't wait to hear Joe and AJ after the game. Is Jack Curry in the house?

 

[cashman]

Ian kinsler fuckin up