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[Doytch]

Astros...

You guys are done.

 

[rekameohs]

Don't worry; Lackey is good tonight for 8IP, 2ER and 7K guaranteed.

I'm just gonna remember this quote for tonight

 

[rekameohs]

Actually it's 19-1

 

[Windu]

You guys are done.

well maybe the astros can win one game. I can see us winning 1 against the philles, but not two.

but yeah... I dont like our chances.

edit: oh, our E# is 3 now not 2. Yep, we're fucked. Our best chance is a play-in game.

 

[Sharp]

You guys are done.

Remember when the Astros finished last year strong and they were going to be surprisingly good this year?

 

[Oxx]

Well, if the Braves miss the playoffs at least Heyward, Jair, and Hanson will get longer to sort themselves out for 2012...

*Puke*

 

[Y2Kev]

Heyward is a scrub now, heard it on espn

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Remember when the Astros finished last year strong and they were going to be surprisingly good this year?

I believed man. But these guys have no real good prospect. That team is horrible!

 

[Celsior]

Remember when the Astros finished last year strong and they were going to be surprisingly good this year?

More ESPN experts had them winning the division then the yankees!

 

[captmcblack]

Yankees will trade Joba Chamberlain and Brandon Laird for Jason Heyward.

He's a scrub...we're doing y'all a favor!

 

[Sharp]

I believed man. But these guys have no real good prospect. That team is horrible!

You know what's amazing? By third-order expected wins the Pirates are worse.

 

[Doytch]

Heyward is a scrub now, heard it on espn

I know you're lying because they only talk about handegg on that network now.

 

[jman2050]

Yankees are going for the kill with tonight's lineup.

 

[Windu]

Heyward died in 2011 for our sins but will return in 2012.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Baseball is still a funny game that facilitates shit that you'd never expect, such as the Astros sweeping the Cardinals. Maybe someone on the Braves should call Jordan Schafer and remind him that if the Braves win the World Series, he gets a ring.

At the very least, the Cardinals do have to face Houston's best pitchers, Wandy and Myers. And Carpenter faces Myers on Wednesday.

 

[Oxx]

Baseball is still a funny game that facilitates shit that you'd never expect, such as the Astros sweeping the Cardinals. Maybe someone on the Braves should call Jordan Schafer and remind him that if the Braves win the World Series, he gets a ring.

At the very least, the Cardinals do have to face Houston's best pitchers, Wandy and Myers. And Carpenter faces Myers on Wednesday.

Derek Lowe will shut the Phillies out.

 

[Windu]

martin prado will have 1 walk in the series. BELIEVE!

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Phillies said before the today's game that Wednesday's #162 against the Braves would be a "bullpen game" with Hamels only going two and the bullpen going seven.

Tomorrow it's Lee vs. Delgado and Tuesday it's Oswalt vs. (gulp...) Lowe.

 

[Windu]

hopefully delgado's luck doesn't run out and Lowe actually finds some.

 

[Meier]

Kemp just struck out, stuck at .325. Braun up to .333 and Reyes at .331.. Triple Crown looking unlikely at this point barring a miracle.

 

[darkside31337]

Good that triple crown would have tricked people into voting for Braun instead of Kemp.

 

[Corran Horn]

Time to buy a case of booze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVdbfyvwso
Dont...stop...believing...

 

[eznark]

Good that triple crown would have tricked people into voting for Braun instead of Kemp.

Huh? Kemp getting a triple crown would have made people vote for Braun?

 

[darkiguana]

The Seattle Mariners are not good at baseball.

 

[darkside31337]

Huh? Kemp getting a triple crown would have made people vote for Braun?

I got my names backwards. Braun should win MVP.

 

[rando14]

The Seattle Mariners are not good at baseball.

I know that's right.

 

[Windu]

I got my names backwards. Braun should win MVP.

their offensive numbers are about the same and one plays a bad center field and one plays a bad left field. How can you not vote for Kemp?

 

[darkside31337]

their offensive numbers are about the same and one plays a bad center field and one plays a bad left field. How can you not vote for Kemp?

Call me old school (or stupid) but if the difference is marginal then I'll take the guy on the playoff team. That and I really don't want to see that bum McCourt selling tickets next year on the backs of the MVP Kemp and CY Kershaw.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

So Phillies fans:

-- Do you roll over for the Braves and take your chances with either the Brewers or the D-Backs?

OR

-- Do you go all-out for the kill on a division rival and face the hottest team in baseball and the team that just took three-out-of-four against you last week, the Cardinals, in the first round?

 

[Windu]

So Phillies fans:

-- Do you roll over for the Braves and take your chances with either the Brewers or the D-Backs?

OR

-- Do you go all-out for the kill on a division rival and face the hottest team in baseball and the team that just took three-out-of-four against you last week, the Cardinals, in the first round?

roll over, duh

 

[eznark]

So Phillies fans:

-- Do you roll over for the Braves and take your chances with either the Brewers or the D-Backs?

OR

-- Do you go all-out for the kill on a division rival and face the hottest team in baseball and the team that just took three-out-of-four against you last week, the Cardinals, in the first round?

Cardinals and Brewers are both 7-3 over the last ten.

 

[Windu]

also the hottest team in the NL in their last 30 is the Diamondbacks, not the cardinals.

Diamondbacks 23-7
Dodgers 21-9
Cardinals 20-10
Brewers 17-13

 

[Meier]

Barajas pads the lead, Kershaw will definitely get a chance to finish out the game now. Good stuff.

 

[eznark]

also the hottest team in the NL in their last 30 is the Diamondbacks, not the cardinals.

Diamondbacks 23-7

Maybe he meant some other arbitrary length of time.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Nobody on the Padres has more than 10 HRs?

 

[Windu]

last 20

Diamondbacks 14-6
Cardinals 14-6
Washington 13-7

 

[darkside31337]

Nobody on the Padres has more than 10 HRs?

Ryan Ludwick is still their most productive hitter this season.

He got traded months ago.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Kershaw fuckin up that ERA

 

[rekameohs]

Here lies Angels

 

[rc213]

Damn Jansen...

 

[hemtae]

Whelp here comes Lackey.

I'm scared.

 

[Windu]

Here lies Angels

yikes, i thought they had that game won.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

JOHN LACKEY!

 

[jman2050]

Whelp, all up to the Rays now.

Lackey off to a great start.

LOL DEFENSE

 

[Y2Kev]

DEMONS'S SOULS STICKY WHITE STUFF

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Damn.

 

[Sanjuro]

You stupid fucking asshole. You can't even get through a fucking inning with scrubs at the plate.

 

[Malo]

John Lackey, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[lucius]

Lol Red Sox, at least it still early.

 

[Y2Kev]

drop the hammer, montero