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Official Broccoli Apreciation Thread

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NLB2

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I always like frying it with a little bit of olive oil and some fresh garlic
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It's also a staple of Chinese cuisine
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Here's a little history of Brocolli
http://www.vegparadise.com/highestperch44.html said:
Ancient Beginnings
We usually associate the Etruscans with Italy, but these people, originally called the Rasenna, came from Asia Minor, now Turkey. It was in this region that the Rasenna began cultivating cabbages, the precursors to broccoli. These cruciferous vegetables were also grown along the Eastern Mediterranean. During the 8th century BCE, the Rasenna began their migration to Italy.

The ancient Rasenna actively traded with the Greeks, Phoenicians, Sicilians, Corsicans, and Sardinians. No doubt their broccoli cultivation spread throughout the region and eventually reached Rome when they settled in what is now known as Tuscany. It was the Romans who called these immigrants "Tusci" or "Etrusci" and referred to ancient Tuscany as Etruria.

The Romans were enamored with broccoli almost immediately. Pliny the Elder, an Italian naturalist and writer, 23 to 79 CE, tells us the Romans grew and enjoyed broccoli during the first century CE. The vegetable became a standard favorite in Rome where the variety called Calabrese was developed. The Calabrese is the most common variety still eaten in the United States today. Before the Calabrese variety was cultivated, most Romans were eating purple sprouting broccoli that turned green when cooked.

Apicius, the beloved cookbook author of ancient Rome, prepared broccoli by first boiling it and then bruising it "with a mixture of cumin and coriander seeds, chopped onion plus a few drops of oil and sun-made wine."

Long before the modern European cooks were serving broccoli with rich sauces, the Romans were presenting this vegetable with all sorts of creamy sauces, some cooked with wine, others flavored with herbs.

Roman Emperor Tiberius, 14 BCE to 37 BCE, had a son named Drusius who took his love of broccoli to excess. Excluding all other foods, he gorged on broccoli prepared in the Apician manner for an entire month. When his urine turned bright green and his father scolded him severely for "living precariously," Drusius finally abandoned his beloved broccoli.

Broccoli Visits Europe
Catherine de Medici of Tuscany may have been the first to introduce broccoli to France when she married Henry II in 1533, but the first mention of brocoli in French history is in 1560. Catherine arrived in France with her Italian chefs and armfuls of vegetables, including broccoli.

Miller's Gardener's Dictionary, in its 1724 edition, gave one of the earliest accounts of broccoli in the United Kingdom, referring to it as a stranger in England and calling it "sprout colli-flower" or "Italian asparagus." This account assumes that broccoli came from Italy.

When broccoli arrived in England in the early 18th century, no one spread the welcome mat. In fact, the English were soon turning their noses up. The French, too, had little enthusiasm for broccoli.

In 1883, Vilmorin, a French horticulturist, theorized that broccoli developed before cauliflower. He believed that when the ancient farmers were cultivating cabbages, they experimented with trying to develop the shoots rather than the tightly compacted heads. The result was the beginnings of broccoli cultivation that later lead to development of the highly prized white heads of cauliflower.

Broccoli Comes to America
Thomas Jefferson, often called the farmer president, was an avid gardener and collector of new seeds and plants of fruits and vegetables to arrive in the United States. In 1766 he began keeping detailed notes in his garden book of any seeds or seedlings planted in his extensive garden at Montecello, his home near Charlottesville, Virginia. He recorded his planting of broccoli, along with radishes, lettuce, and cauliflower on May 27, 1767.

As early as 1775, broccoli was described in A Treatise on Gardening by a Citizen of Virginia by John Randolph who writes, "The stems will eat like Asparagus, and the heads like Cauliflower." Despite this encouraging description of broccoli, the poor vegetable received nothing more than indifference in the United States.

The one exception was the early Italian immigrants who grew broccoli in their backyard gardens and frequently enjoyed this green treasure at the family table.

Although broccoli entered the United States more than 200 years ago, it was not adopted into popular circles until the D'Arrigo brothers, Stephano and Andrea, immigrants from Messina, Italy, came to the United States along with their broccoli seeds. The D'Arrigo Brothers Company began with some trial plantings in San Jose, California in 1922. After harvesting their first crop, they shipped a few crates to Boston.

Meeting with success, they went on to establish their burgeoning broccoli business with the brand name Andy Boy, named after Stephano's two-year-old son, Andrew. They advertised by supporting a radio program and featured ads for broccoli on the station. By the 1930s the country was having a love affair with broccoli. People were convinced that broccoli was a newly developed plant.

Though some folks devoured broccoli enthusiastically, many gave it a definitive thumbs down. The New Yorker magazine once published a cartoon some time between 1925 and 1930 of a desperate mother trying to convince her child to eat broccoli. The cartoonist was E.B. White who preferred to be anonymous. The caption read as follows:

"It's broccoli, dear."
"I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it."

Throughout history, mention of broccoli seems to drop out of the historical accounts for long periods of time, indicating that it was so unpopular that it was simply not in use during those times. Broccoli

The Naming of Broccoli
It's not uncommon for horticulturists to bestow names upon newly developed fruits or vegetables that describe their appearance or their attributes. Broccoli has many strong branches or arms that grow from the main stem, each one sprouting a sturdy budding cluster surrounded by leaves. It was only fitting that the name broccoli came from the Latin bracchium, which means strong arm or branch.

Roman farmers called broccoli "the five green fingers of Jupiter."

In late 16th century England our familiar head of cabbage was called " cabbage," while the entire plant was called cabbage-cole, cole or colewort. To confuse matters further, broccoli and cauliflower were also called colewort.

Throughout its travels during 17th century Europe, broccoli was often confused with cauliflower as well as cabbage, the names often used interchangeably. It was even called broccoli cabbage or Calabrian cabbage.

Here's the nutrition information: http://freshcutproduce.com/nutrifax/broccoli.html

And here are some great recipes using broccoli:

Broccoli Soufflé Squares

One 10 ounce package of frozen chopped broccoli
2 tablespoons of butter or margarine
2 tablespoons of all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1/2 cup of milk
1/4 cup of grated Parmesan cheese
4 eggs, separated, reserving whites

Cook broccoli according to package directions. Drain very thoroughly (chop any large pieces). Add butter or margarine to broccoli; cook and stir over high heat until butter is melted and any excess moisture has evaporated. Blend in flour and salt. Add milk all at once. Cook and stir over medium heat until mixture thickens and bubbles. Remove from heat, stir in Parmesan cheese. Beat egg yolks until thick and lemon colored. Slowly add broccoli to egg yolks, stirring constantly. Gradually add stiffly beaten egg whites, folding together thoroughly. Pour into ungreased square pan. Bake in moderate oven (350ºF.) for 30 minutes or until knife inserted halfway between center and edge comes out clean. Cut into squares. Serves 4-6.

Broccoli Cheese Dip

1 cup of chopped celery
1/2 cup of chopped onion
10 ounce package of frozen chopped broccoli, cooked
1 cup of cooked rice
10 3/4 ounce can of cream of mushroom soup
16 ounce jar of cheese spread or
15 slices of American cheese, melted and mixed with 2/3 cup of milk
Snack breads or crackers

Combine all of the ingredients in a slow cooker. Cover. heat on LOW for 2 hours. Serve with snack breads or crackers.Makes 6 cups

BROCCOLI SOUP

Five 20 ounce packages of frozen broccoli
3 1/2 cups of water
3/4 teaspoon of salt per package
One 50 ounce can of cream of mushroom soup
One 50 ounce can of cream of chicken soup
5 cans of evaporated milk
2 small cans of cream of celery soup

Cook frozen broccoli until done, using 3 1/2 cups water and 3/4 teaspoon salt per package. Add meat. Use the water that broccoli has been cooked in and add rest of ingredients. Bring to a boil and simmer. Serve. Serves 50

Broccoli Salad

2 bunches of broccoli
1 medium sized onion
1/2 cup of sugar
1 tablespoon of vinegar
1 cup of Miracle Whip
1/2 cup of baco-bits

Cut broccoli into small pieces. Chop the onion. Mix together all ingredients and let stand in refrigerator several hours or overnight.

Uhmmm! Gotta love that broccoli salad.
 

NLB2

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kumanoki said:
I cooked hamburger and broccoli over steamed rice for dinner last night. :D
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! That sounds great! If last night means valentines day, oh shit! I need to start a thread about that!
 

impirius

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There's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the lady I didn't know.

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli
She brought it home.

She's chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli

She's chopping broccoli
She's chopping broccoli
She's chop.. ooh!
She's chopping broccola-ah-ie!
Amen.
 

aoi tsuki

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I always like frying it with a little bit of olive oil and some fresh garlic
Funny, i made a stirfry with brocolli, and some dill rice i made the night before. Also had a heaping plate of brocolli and shrimp (with some other veggies) for lunch at a local Chinese restaurant. i really love the flavor of brocolli when it gets a little charred. It's really good grilled too.
 

MetatronM

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Mother says you're good for me, broccoli...BUT I'M NO GOOD FOR YOU!



Seriously, though, I dig broccoli. One of my preferred vegetables.
 
Haha, that Bush picture is from the Tufts Daily. We get all the ex-presidents up in there.

I wanna try that Broccoli Squares recipie with Atkins bake mix. Bet it'd be damn good.
 
Broccoli does rule, that's for sure! One of the few vegetables I actually enjoy.. and the broccoli that comes with Chicken and Broccoli at Chinese food restaurants is awesome.. :)
 
Brocolli in small pieces makes a fucking fantastic addition to salad. I seriously cannot fathom why it hasn't caught on more, as it provides a great crunch, a strong (but not bitter/acrid) flavour, and a nice texture.

Cooked, I'm fairly indifferent, but as a salad ingredient, sign me up asap.
 

NLB2

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Meatpuppet said:
Brocolli in small pieces makes a fucking fantastic addition to salad. I seriously cannot fathom why it hasn't caught on more, as it provides a great crunch, a strong (but not bitter/acrid) flavour, and a nice texture.

Cooked, I'm fairly indifferent, but as a salad ingredient, sign me up asap.
That's strange, I prefer borccoli when it is cooked. I think it can take in a lot of the flavors from the foods you're cooking it with. Its texture isn't as good when cooked, though.
 

alejob

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I don't like brocolli(I like cauliflower better), but I eat it anyway. I also don't like celery or non cooked onions. I hate peppers. I eat almost anything else.
 

way more

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What is with cauliflower, why is it white? Does it grow deep within caves or other environments devoid of light? Maybe below the sea?
 

Ferrio

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Funny thing is I HATE broccoli raw. But soon as you cook it (doesn't even have to be long, a quick stir fry is enough) I can't get enough of it.
 

NLB2

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Dude, so have any of you guys gotten the point of this thread?

It was supposed to be a joke - create the most worthless thread in all existence and then see if anybody realized that its not to be taken seriously, but instead we're all posting in it like it really matters! We're wasting our lives here, people, and we're having a discussion about the merits of broccoli! :lol


(Broccoli does kick ass, though)
 

kumanoki

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NLB2 said:
Dude, so have any of you guys gotten the point of this thread?

It was supposed to be a joke - create the most worthless thread in all existence and then see if anybody realized that its not to be taken seriously, but instead we're all posting in it like it really matters! We're wasting our lives here, people, and we're having a discussion about the merits of broccoli! :lol

Dude, stay on topic.

http://www.basic-recipes.com/veget/bro/
 
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