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terrisus presents: Broccoli is beautiful! |OT| Yours may be slaw or rabe

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Fracas

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I had steamed broccoli with nothing but salt and pepper last night. Good stuff.

Thinking chicken and broccoli with rice for dinner.
 
We're all nerds of some kind here. I'll wear my Broccoli Nerd badge proudly. *pushes glasses up nose*

....*camera pans out to show me dressed like a giant stalk of broccoli*

... We have got to make a TV show out of this thread. It'd be so amazing. But what shall it be called, and what type of show shall it be?
 
Love me some broccoli. Steamed, sauteed, whatever.

I like to sautee mine in some butter with a bit of garlic and seasoned salt. Hnnnnnng.
 

Joey Fox

Self-Actualized Member
We're all nerds of some kind here. I'll wear my Broccoli Nerd badge proudly. *pushes glasses up nose*

....*camera pans out to show me dressed like a giant stalk of broccoli*

I'm kidding, though the specific suggestion made me chuckle. I came in this thread for a reason.

I like my broccoli any way but fresh.
 
Pics pls k thx

made about 2 quarts of brocc soup for tomorrow.
spAMneU.jpg

working on chicken brocc alfredo for dinner tonight
 

maxcriden

Member
made about 2 quarts of brocc soup for tomorrow.

working on chicken brocc alfredo for dinner tonight

That is an amazing-looking soup. Kudos. You can really just stare into it forever and meditate on the swirls on its surface.

BTW, how are you planning to make the alfredo?
 

terrisus

Member
You can really just stare into it forever and meditate on the swirls on its surface.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.
And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
 
BTW, how are you planning to make the alfredo?

I have my own variation that I usually use.

I dip my chicken into flour and pan fry it, then I make my sauce starting with a roux and add my cream slowly, let it simmer, then add the cheese pretty much at the end. While the sauce cooks I drop the brocc into boiling water to steam it real quick, then take a saute pan and toss a serving of sauce, pasta, brocc, and chicken into it til it's nice and hot, then dump it on a plate.
 

terrisus

Member
I have my own variation that I usually use.

I dip my chicken into flour and pan fry it, then I make my sauce starting with a roux and add my cream slowly, let it simmer, then add the cheese pretty much at the end

Now see, everything up through here is great.
 

maxcriden

Member
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.
And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

terrisus is the new Nietzsche. I knew it. Did you know Nietzsche actually loved broccoli?

I have my own variation that I usually use.

I dip my chicken into flour and pan fry it, then I make my sauce starting with a roux and add my cream slowly, let it smmer, then add the cheese pretty much at the end. While the sauce cooks I drop the brocc into boiling water to steam it real quick, then take a saute pan and toss a serving of sauce, pasta, brocc, and chicken into it til it's nice and hot, then dump it on a plate.

Sounds amazing! Freaky Fred, are you related to this chap?

hm53.jpg


Thanks to this thread I went and stacked up on some broccolino

Yesss! Sautee it with a bit of garlic. And/or use as a pizza topping!
 

maxcriden

Member
Harvest Moon Back to Nature is one of my favorite games of all time, and it's mostly because of Karen the cooking and cooking contest. I always win that shit.

I know that's the N64 game, but same thing

Yeah, Karen was always my choice of wife as a young child. Now there's an odd sentence for you. I really enjoyed the cooking in those games. Loved 64, BTN and FOMT, maybe BTN > 64 (which was my first foray into the series) but OTOH the loading screens in BTN were brutal, especially the initial loading screen.
 
HM64 is best HM

<3 Maria

wut.

I always completely ignored that girl. She probably hates broccoli too. I bet she sits in the library tearing up any book that even mentions broccoli's mysterious powers.

The two best girls in the series are Karen in BTN and Ann in SNES. This is not debatable.

let's get back to the broccoli though
 

Neidii

Member
Broccoli is truly the best vegetable. It tastes good with most things. I love mashing it with butter, salt and cream or frying it.
 

maxcriden

Member
Back to Nature > SNES > > > > > everything else

no broccoli though :(

Weird, was the disappointingly content-light HM GBC the only one with broccoli seeds? :-/

Just wanted to say that you guys are so lucky you had the chance of growing up playing Harvest Moon 64 (never released in PAL regions :()

Still think this is so sad. One day you'll get to go back in time and play it as a kid. If it makes you feel better I was playing it hard enough for the both of us.

HM64 is best HM

<3 Maria

I'll agree on the first statement, since HM64 is pretty comparable to BTN, but did you play FOMT? Pretty much best of both worlds there.

wut.

I always completely ignored that girl. She probably hates broccoli too. I bet she sits in the library tearing up any book that even mentions broccoli's mysterious powers.

The two best girls in the series are Karen in BTN and Ann in SNES. This is not debatable.

let's get back to the broccoli though

Hahah. *sniffles* (I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again.)

Broccoli is truly the best vegetable. It tastes good with most things. I love mashing it with butter, salt and cream or frying it.

Mashing, interesting. Like mashed potatoes?

Had some broklee tonight, not enough cheese but still delish

Looks stupendous from where I'm sitting!
 

terrisus

Member
She probably hates broccoli too. I bet she sits in the library tearing up any book that even mentions broccoli's mysterious powers.

<3

I'll agree on the first statement, since HM64 is pretty comparable to BTN, but did you play FOMT? Pretty much best of both worlds there.

FoMT is the best portable HM, but overall I prefer HM64.
They serve as nice complements to each other though - HM64 for when one is at home, and FoMT for when one is out and about.
 

Raonak

Banned
I tried it a few times, but every time my gag reflex goes on overdrive.

I conclude it's an inedible plant matter and I have a hunch it's responsible for 90% of diseases too.
 

terrisus

Member
Just wanted to say that you guys are so lucky you had the chance of growing up playing Harvest Moon 64 (never released in PAL regions :()

If it makes you feel any better, I didn't really get to play it as a kid.

I turned 17 a couple of weeks after the game was released in the US.
So, well, I suppose still a bit over a year of being "a kid," but nonetheless.
 

terrisus

Member
I tried it a few times, but every time my gag reflex goes on overdrive.

I conclude it's an inedible plant matter and I have a hunch it's responsible for 90% of diseases too.

Finally!
See, I'm not the only one :þ

Yeah, I literally can't get myself to swallow it. I just gag and choke on it.
 

maxcriden

Member
Fred, your alfredo is impressive and looks delicious. As a kid chicken broccoli alfredo was one of my faves. I haven't had it in years.
 

vatstep

This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
Had some broccoli today, with a dusting of garlic salt. Solid. One of the weekend's food highlights, along with a particularly choice banana.
 

vatstep

This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
Nice! I'm guessing you didn't eat those two foods together.
No, but I enjoy both so much that I'm not entirely opposed to the idea of eating them concurrently. No mouth-mixing, though.
 
Dear Max, terrisus and everyone else who likes broccoli, I took this pic for you today

Mmm, Promotion Broccoli. Easily the best of all Broccoli.

But seriously, I want it all. If only all broccoli was like that. Oh, and you're mistaken if you believe that Terrisus likes broccoli. Either that, or he's in a Broccoli Closet of sorts.

Also, that's the scariest broccoli mascot i've ever saw, and by a long way.
 

Grizzo

Member
Mmm, Promotion Broccoli. Easily the best of all Broccoli.

But seriously, I want it all. If only all broccoli was like that. Oh, and you're mistaken if you believe that Terrisus likes broccoli. Either that, or he's in a Broccoli Closet of sorts.

Also, that's the scariest broccoli mascot i've ever saw, and by a long way.

haha I know right? He's supposed to look happy and joyful, but it ends up looking kinda like this :


And to be fair, this was taken in an organic grocery store pretty popular in France, so I do think they still gotta be tasty (even though there's a special deal going on)!

and I also wanted to dedicate it to terrisus to be consistent with the (joke) thread title :D
 
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