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Official GAF Madden Season 2 Thread: I'm a Grabowski!
- Thread starter FrenchMovieTheme
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Holy...fucking...shit.
I'm sorry SickBoy. I'm so sorry. 82 yard drive to score with 9 seconds left.
And I fucking kick it out of bounds!
edit: OH FUCK. The connection was lost. Son of a shit. That's fucked up. Fucking bullshit.
Here's my suggestion SickBoy: We start again. Whoever wins the toss lets you get the ball. I'll kick it out of bounds on purpose, and we let the 9 seconds play out. Hopefully you got the stats down.
I'm sorry SickBoy. I'm so sorry. 82 yard drive to score with 9 seconds left.
And I fucking kick it out of bounds!
edit: OH FUCK. The connection was lost. Son of a shit. That's fucked up. Fucking bullshit.
Here's my suggestion SickBoy: We start again. Whoever wins the toss lets you get the ball. I'll kick it out of bounds on purpose, and we let the 9 seconds play out. Hopefully you got the stats down.
WasabiKing
Member
ok you fucks, get rid of the Kobe avatar or get banned. I don't care for your bets, get rid of them.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
:lol
will you also put that rule on steelers avatars?
Anybody have any idea how fucking hard it is to kick the ball OB on purpose? First time I didn't hit X the second time and it was a fucking touchback. Second time, it sailed out at the 35 (my own thirty five...five yards and out of bounds)and he got the ball ahead of where it should have been.
This is getting ridiculous. OH COME THE FUCK ON! I HIT THE GOD DAMNED ZERO! QUIT GIVING ME A TOUCHBACK!
Fourth time's a charm?
Whoo! Finally! Fucking game won't listen.
And the game ends on a Joey Porter interception, followed by an inexplicable kneeldown by Ben Roethlisberger 4 seconds into the game.
This is getting ridiculous. OH COME THE FUCK ON! I HIT THE GOD DAMNED ZERO! QUIT GIVING ME A TOUCHBACK!
Fourth time's a charm?
Whoo! Finally! Fucking game won't listen.
And the game ends on a Joey Porter interception, followed by an inexplicable kneeldown by Ben Roethlisberger 4 seconds into the game.
SickBoy said:Fucking POS (game that is).
Also, Archaix sucks. Don't worry, I will have humour about it in about five minutes, but for now I blame him for icing me and winning on a prayer catch
Tell me you can upload that last drive? I have to figure out what I did right there! Two fourth down conversions and a huge touchdown to Randle El after my only previous completions were to guys wearing lightning bolts.
Stats will go up later tonight. I'd like to get out of the house while there's still light out, and I've got to watch stupid video to get them. Stupid game.
Stupid Archaix.
Stupid world.
Stupid FMT for making this league.
Slo, you wanted drama? YOU GOT YOUR FREAKIN' DRAMA!
I'm going out to buy black clothing and to dye my hair black and get thick-rimmed glasses. And I don't even wear glasses.
Stupid Archaix.
Stupid world.
Stupid FMT for making this league.
Slo, you wanted drama? YOU GOT YOUR FREAKIN' DRAMA!
I'm going out to buy black clothing and to dye my hair black and get thick-rimmed glasses. And I don't even wear glasses.
Archaix said:
I don't think it was anything in particular, you just had a lot of time to throw and you took it. And I stupidly eased up on my pass rush. I blame myself for the loss (and the LT fumble, WTF was that?), because I wasn't playing the game I wanted to play. Ball control was there, but I was really one dimensional on my passing game.
My other complaint, is the short post-kickoff play clock. I hurried my play because it was at 3.
Archaix: It won't let me input Pittsburgh stats. Here they are, with editorial comments):
On D:
James Farrior, 1 FR, 1 PD, 8 tackles (2 for loss)
Polamalu 1 FF, 1 PD, 3 tackles
H. Ward 1 FF
D. Townsend, 2 PD, 1 tackle
C. Hope, 1 PD, 1 tackle
I. Taylor 1 PD, 3 tackles
Porter 1 INT (5yds - best guess, I turned it off in disgust), 1 tackle
C. Hampton 1 sack, 2 tackles,
V. Oelhoffen, 5 tackles (3 for loss)
C. Haggans, 2 tackles (1 for loss)
S. Morey, 1 tackle
L. Foote, 1 tackle
T. Carter, 1 tackle
H. Miller, 1 tackle
J. Harrison, 1 tackle
A. Smith, 1 tackle
H. Ward, 1 tackle
Everything else
Gardocki: 4-198 0 in20, 54lg
Randle El KRET: 3-73 29lg
Randle El PRET: 2-34 28lg
Roethlisberger 6-17-3 97, 1TD, 2 sacks, 43lg
Parker 24-115 (no fumbles? Boo-urns), 1TD, 3BTK, 14lg
Bettis, 7-31, 1BTK, 14lg
Roethlisberger, 1-3
H. Ward 2-26, 7YAC, 18lg
H. Miller 1-9, 4YAC, 1 drop
Randle El 1-43, 1TD, 1 drop
Kreider 1-11
Wilson 1-8
On D:
James Farrior, 1 FR, 1 PD, 8 tackles (2 for loss)
Polamalu 1 FF, 1 PD, 3 tackles
H. Ward 1 FF
D. Townsend, 2 PD, 1 tackle
C. Hope, 1 PD, 1 tackle
I. Taylor 1 PD, 3 tackles
Porter 1 INT (5yds - best guess, I turned it off in disgust), 1 tackle
C. Hampton 1 sack, 2 tackles,
V. Oelhoffen, 5 tackles (3 for loss)
C. Haggans, 2 tackles (1 for loss)
S. Morey, 1 tackle
L. Foote, 1 tackle
T. Carter, 1 tackle
H. Miller, 1 tackle
J. Harrison, 1 tackle
A. Smith, 1 tackle
H. Ward, 1 tackle
Everything else
Gardocki: 4-198 0 in20, 54lg
Randle El KRET: 3-73 29lg
Randle El PRET: 2-34 28lg
Roethlisberger 6-17-3 97, 1TD, 2 sacks, 43lg
Parker 24-115 (no fumbles? Boo-urns), 1TD, 3BTK, 14lg
Bettis, 7-31, 1BTK, 14lg
Roethlisberger, 1-3
H. Ward 2-26, 7YAC, 18lg
H. Miller 1-9, 4YAC, 1 drop
Randle El 1-43, 1TD, 1 drop
Kreider 1-11
Wilson 1-8
SickBoy said:
That's cool, I'm normally up until 4am-ish.
BTW. :lol, playing with a good defensive team owns!
Seahawks (me) v Hitokage (Texans) = 4 INTs
Tatupu/Trufant/Boulware ftw!
Hito felt my pain when trying to guard someone using DeMarcus "Durr which way did he go" Faggins.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Andokuky said:
QFT.
FTW.
Hitokage said:
The secret to Texans passing success: Get backed up to the 3 inch line making the opposing team assume a run play is coming. Wait for them to get in man coverage with the only deep safety playing to the side of Andre Johnson and toss the ball to the other guy as soon as it is snapped. 100 yards in one play! Fun fun fun!
It's not all bad, afterward we played Texans vs Texans. This is exactly how the game started.
I kickoff, mig returns for substantial gain.
Mig's Carr throws a pick.
My Carr throws a breakaway TD pass.
Mig only beat me by one TD in a mild shootout, and I got 300+ yards against him.
I kickoff, mig returns for substantial gain.
Mig's Carr throws a pick.
My Carr throws a breakaway TD pass.
Mig only beat me by one TD in a mild shootout, and I got 300+ yards against him.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
did you report the stats? makes no difference to me otherwise.
the league is advancing in approximately 30 minutes.
the league is advancing in approximately 30 minutes.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
gg wasabi. a good... strange game. barlow kept fumbling, wasabi torched me early with the pass, and i had a 99 yard TD run with frank gore. somehow i felt like i should have been losing in that game.... maybe it was the 2 freebe touchdown returns...
anyways, you had me on the ropes! playaction was raping the shit out of me early, i bet no less than 5 times, including that touchdown bomb
anyways, you had me on the ropes! playaction was raping the shit out of me early, i bet no less than 5 times, including that touchdown bomb
GG Miguel.
SB frustration continues offensively. Defensively not so much despite a few infuriating plays.
Clearly feeling the effects of last game, wanting to bury the game rather than just do the smart thing and take a 16-point lead. At the end I had visions of letting another game slip away.
SB frustration continues offensively. Defensively not so much despite a few infuriating plays.
Clearly feeling the effects of last game, wanting to bury the game rather than just do the smart thing and take a 16-point lead. At the end I had visions of letting another game slip away.
good grief im tired of my team...
I can play decent in every quarter, EXCEPT near the end of the half, and game. I think in EVERY week so far, my D has just stopped playing at the end of the half, and has given up a LOOOOOONG TD. But i seem to alwas close the gap, until, oh, 4th qtr, when my offense stops playing...YAY!
Wellington, what did u pause the game for and tell me to "stop that ****"???
I can play decent in every quarter, EXCEPT near the end of the half, and game. I think in EVERY week so far, my D has just stopped playing at the end of the half, and has given up a LOOOOOONG TD. But i seem to alwas close the gap, until, oh, 4th qtr, when my offense stops playing...YAY!
Wellington, what did u pause the game for and tell me to "stop that ****"???
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
you ran one too many bootlegs
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
p.s. here is the real reason. don't forget the rules friends... even if you are losing!
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Andokuky said:
As I just told FMT (since he asked), you took control of your receiver in a couple of one one one situations after bombing it deep. You would then try to make a cut (or whatever you were doing) and run into my defender. The defensive AI is programmed to follow the man, not the ball, therefore it brings my DB to a complete stop while you would unfairly gain an advantage due to the bit of momentum your WR would have.
