Official NFL Week 4 Thread - Buccin' Amazin'!

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how can we have the worst offense AND worst defense in the league!? not fair!

i would say put alex smith in but what the fuck is he going to do with the horrible offensive line we have?
 
Why put Smith in this game and totally destroy his confidence? That o-line is garbage right now and the backs and recievers are not much better....
 
Damn injuries killed us in this game..

We missed Plummer and Rumph big time.. We really missed Julian Peterson as we could barely get a pass rush going all night. We also really Messing Jonas Jennings because berry has been murdering us off the end. And finally we sure as hell could have used Arnaz Battle who is one our playmakers..

A healthy niners team doesn't lose this motherfuckin game...


Oh...I say feed Rattay to the wolves next week...because Indy is gonna put up like 85 points on us, and start Alex after the bye week against Washington.
 
Cloudy said:
Just imagine what Freeny is going to do :lol

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
man peyton manning is going to rape the shit out of us

Nameless said:
Oh...I say feed Rattay to the wolves next week...because Indy is gonna put up like 85 points on us, and start Alex after the bye week against Washington.

Ninja Scooter said:
Bruce Smith's sack record might go down next week.


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This thread is as hilarious as the game itself was.
 
Nameless said:
I can't wait until SNF moves to NBC because I can't stand these assholes anymore.
heh, you guys hear that one dude start to say that the reason arizona has points is cuz of San Frans offense? Theismann luckily cut him off in time before the show lost more credibility, but it wasn't fast enough to save the guy who looks like the principal on sabrina the teenage witch.

by the way, i gotta give my buddy some dap for suggesting i pick up rackers for my fantasy team. he single handedly got me past sickboy this week, heh.
 
EAJAPAN said:
Just a thought, but....what if the Niners were to actually win next week? :lol


The ONLY way we are going to win next week is if me and FMT kidnap Peyton Manning's family and force him to throw the game..















Fuck it I'm Down...

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lets do this nameless!


p.s. of course you do know that we'll have to kidnap jim sorgi, whoever their 3rd string qb is, marvin harrison, reggie wayne, brandon stokely, edgerrin james, their offensive line, their defensive line, tim rattay, our defensive playcaller, and the game would have to be played in madden 2006.... and a bum player would have to be controlling the colts. and he would have to bench manning.
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
lets do this nameless!


p.s. of course you do know that we'll have to kidnap jim sorgi, whoever their 3rd string qb is, marvin harrison, reggie wayne, brandon stokely, edgerrin james, their offensive line, their defensive line, tim rattay, our defensive playcaller, and the game would have to be played in madden 2006.... and a bum player would have to be controlling the colts. and he would have to bench manning.


Valid points.....It may just be a better idea to hijack the Colt's plane. I'm thinking we can stash it in anartica for a couple of days. We would have won by default by the time they find it. Of course, we'll have to come up with a similar plan before we take on Eli and the Jints in week 9.

Sean Salisbury is already calling Eli the one of the top few QBs in the leauge, all I have to do now is use my contacts deep wtihin EA Sports to get Eli put on the cover of all future copies of Madden 06....WIth the Salisbury and Madden curses combined, Eli should throw atleast 5 picks and pull his groin pretty good.
 
I called him Josh McClown last week. Watched a big chunk of the first quarter and said to myself, "yeah, it's still about right."

Next thing you know I go to NFL.com and see he threw for 385 and 2 TDs...

W.T.F.

I still think he sucks.. it'll be interesting when he faces a real team.

It would have been better for me, though, if I'd started Larry Fitzgerald on my fantasy team. Watching last week, though, I wasn't sure Arizona as a team would get much more than 100 yards.
 
SickBoy said:
I called him Josh McClown last week. Watched a big chunk of the first quarter and said to myself, "yeah, it's still about right."

Next thing you know I go to NFL.com and see he threw for 385 and 2 TDs...

W.T.F.

I still think he sucks.. it'll be interesting when he faces a real team.

It would have been better for me, though, if I'd started Larry Fitzgerald on my fantasy team. Watching last week, though, I wasn't sure Arizona as a team would get much more than 100 yards.
uhh... you did. and it STILL wasn't enough to stop RACKERZ!!!

...such pure luck that I won this week, haha.
 
Everybody in that division played like they were trying to make the 7-9 division championship a reality.

Fuck, the way these teams played I wouldn't be altogether surprised if the winner of the NFC West is picking 4th in next year's draft.
 
Archaix said:
Everybody in that division played like they were trying to make the 7-9 division championship a reality.

Fuck, the way these teams played I wouldn't be altogether surprised if the winner of the NFC West is picking 4th in next year's draft.

Not if any of us in the North have anything to say bout that! Bears #1 in the NFC NORTH now!
 
i beg to differ

trust me dude, as hard as it is to admit this, we BY FAR have the worst secondary not only in the nfl, not only in 49ers history, but in the history of the NFL i have never seen a sorrier secondary. the ONLY decent player we have back there right now is parrish. we are giving up an average of over 350 yards a game through the air. we got torched by josh fucking mccown. let me say that again so it sinks in nice and good...


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if alex smith doesn't start against the colts then nolan has no balls. come on nolan you bitch you said if rat struggles you wouldn't hesitate to pull him! this season is a lost cause thanks to our defense, no matter how many points we put up someone is going to outscore us. get asmith some reps! get him ready for next season!
 
i dont know why i get so depressed anymore, its the same old shit since 2002. defense plays a few decent games, and then totally fucking implodes. and bulger throws 61 times for 460+ yards and we only manage 24 points, because we turned the ball over 5 times.

as much as people like to blame martz(and alot of it is his fault), these guys just dont execute when it counts. martz didnt fumble twice and throw 3 picks, or let plaxico burress burn him time after time after time......DC larry marmie needs to be fired immediately, and we need to shake up the secondary.

ughhhhhhh
 
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