Voice of Reason
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Divert her to me.
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Divert her to me.
Mecha_Infantry
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Voice of Reason
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Damn, what a cutie.
Yeah I know I should but I don't know, I feel bad for her. Maybe she'll just go away on her own.
She's pretty cute too.
Edit: I care about her too.
Eastern European, you know what that means. They have amazing women (looks and intellect) but I can't help but think that all they want is live in Western-Europe.
I think she's hungary for your pecs.
Go for it! The one upside of going out on a date with someone batshit insane is the story material.
My favorite stories to tell new dates is the ones about my old dates.
Red_taiyaki
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Good sir, she wants you. And a green card ;p. GLHFDD!!!
If I was living in Eastern Europe, I probably would want to get the fuck out too.
Do the ladies mind how long a profile is? Mine is about medium-short. But I'm thinking about going all out.
I always felt girls get so many damn hits from guys, that they wouldn't bother reading walls of text. Even good ones..
I'm guessing it's like a college paper if you're gonna have quantity, you better have quality. Lol.
I always felt girls get so many damn hits from guys, that they wouldn't bother reading walls of text. Even good ones..
I'm guessing it's like a college paper if you're gonna have quantity, you better have quality. Lol.
Devolution
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I read all of Timedogs because it was nonstop "lol wtf."
Maddocks
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ask her if you can get up in dem guts.
NobleGundam
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That's a matter of opinion. You could accept her compliment and reply with "Hey Thanks" (Friend, Buddy, Ma'am). It depends on you.
Rodney McKay
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Hoooooooly shit. Just had the worst "date" ever, but, thankfully, I learned quite a few valuable lessons in dating/sex going forward. (I use the term "date" loosely since it was meet at restaurant, talk for 10 minutes, drive back to my place for a "good time.")
1. I am NOT looking for a "casual" relationship. Sex on the first date sounded awesome, but it completely lacked any "heat" for me. It wasn't intimate in any way
2. Women are definitely NOT created equal... down there. The previous women I have been with I needed to abstain from any manual release for a few days beforehand. Turns out that is not a good idea to do with someone who is tight. >.<
3. Loose dresses are pretty good at concealing fat belly rolls, also "goes to the gym" does not always mean "is in shape." Not that this is a 100% deal breaker in a relationship for me, but it's not exactly the most pleasant of surprises to have sprung on you.
Haha, oh man, this has been a weird experience for me. I don't particularly feel good about anything that happened, but I don't feel bad either. It feels like nothing happened at all honestly, except that I know a bit more about what I want out of relationships.
1. I am NOT looking for a "casual" relationship. Sex on the first date sounded awesome, but it completely lacked any "heat" for me. It wasn't intimate in any way
2. Women are definitely NOT created equal... down there. The previous women I have been with I needed to abstain from any manual release for a few days beforehand. Turns out that is not a good idea to do with someone who is tight. >.<
3. Loose dresses are pretty good at concealing fat belly rolls, also "goes to the gym" does not always mean "is in shape." Not that this is a 100% deal breaker in a relationship for me, but it's not exactly the most pleasant of surprises to have sprung on you.
Haha, oh man, this has been a weird experience for me. I don't particularly feel good about anything that happened, but I don't feel bad either. It feels like nothing happened at all honestly, except that I know a bit more about what I want out of relationships.
Perspicacity
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You sound like a douche.
Naw, meeting someone for the first time and having sex with them 10 minutes later....sober, at that...has a lot of potential for not being fun. No time for flirting or chemistry or any of that, just the cold reality of whatever sort of imperfections the other person has staring at you as you use each other physically and dispose. Sort of like going to a pro bono escort or something. It's going to be unfulfilling at best and unpleasant at worst.
One night stands can be a hell of a lot better than that. Dinner at 8 ---> drinks ---> dancing ---> tearing each other's clothes off back at your place at 2.
One night stands can be a hell of a lot better than that. Dinner at 8 ---> drinks ---> dancing ---> tearing each other's clothes off back at your place at 2.
So what you are saying is that you came too quick and it sucked?
I went back to a girl's place and I suggested just chilling for a bit and watching a movie. She said we could, or we could just go straight to fucking. I wasn't complaining although it was unusual for the girl to be so upfront.
Yeah I did that and she didn't reply back. I guess she figured I wasn't interested because I didn't try to continue the conversation.
laugh out loud
Judging by the amount of bi girls I see listing "I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR THREE-SOME SO STOP ASKING ME", it ain't all that easy to be them, either.
ElectricBlue187
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It means I have kids but because most men avoid kids like herpes I'm not going to tell you I have kids. It's kind of funny because some women have the same attitude despite the stereotype of it being reverse
Funnily enough, guys love the idea of a bisexual woman, women not so much the idea of a bi man. It's funny seeing bisexual girls saying they would not date a man who had sex with men.
FelixOrion
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After reactivating my account now that I'm in a big city, I FINALLY got some of my first replies.
Seems stupid to put "Rather Not Say" since its so transparent. Should just lie and say no.
Mecha_Infantry
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There's a snitch in this thread smh.
Someone is on some sucker for love shit
Someone is on some sucker for love shit
Maddocks
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I take it someone told your stalker of this thread?
Mecha_Infantry
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Yep!
Pretty much. I don't think anyone is putting I'd rather not say if they don't have kids lol
hahah that's kinda pathetic.
NobleGundam
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Silly question, has any GAFfers ever dated one another on here? Lol But seriously, I'd like to know.
Devo and Timedog.
Are saying I should.. Take the humor route?
Different things that you write is ultimately going to illicit different responses from different girls. Some may think you're funny - others might see you as a sex deprived clown.
Be yourself. But sell you in a way that's fun and interesting (imo).
FelixOrion
Poet Centuriate
How long do you guys generally let you chats/message threads go before asking to meet up? Is it more a case by case thing or do you wait a set number of days with back and forth message before thinking about it?
Atramental
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Devolution
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IF you can pull it off. Some girls will be turned off if it's too weird but at the same time you're basically separating the wheat from the chaff anyway.
It sounds like Timedog's humor is usually like that. When you write your profile, use the humor that you are best at. I go with the spunky, spazzy, and slightly out there humor. Because if you mimic another person's humor, you will have a very hard time continuing a conversation, especially in person.
Some women will dislike your type of humor and others will love it.
I use humor in my messages a lot but I have to be in a funny mood to pull it off.
Check out this awesome message I just sent to a woman that's picture is her in a dress that looks like a Taco Bell fire sauce packet.
Wow! Where did you get that dress? Do you own stock in Taco Bell or something? It is AWESOME!
Then she sent back
lol my mom made it for me and my friend for halloween
Then I sent back
Aww thats sweet. Did your friend have the same one? I'd like to wear a ketchup packet dress if I um... wore dresses... which I most certainly do not do ....anymore.
Now I gotta say, even I wasn't sure if she was going to respond back to that one but she did!
I don't know how to continue the conversation now though. This always happens dammit
Check out this awesome message I just sent to a woman that's picture is her in a dress that looks like a Taco Bell fire sauce packet.
Wow! Where did you get that dress? Do you own stock in Taco Bell or something? It is AWESOME!
Then she sent back
lol my mom made it for me and my friend for halloween
Then I sent back
Aww thats sweet. Did your friend have the same one? I'd like to wear a ketchup packet dress if I um... wore dresses... which I most certainly do not do ....anymore.
Now I gotta say, even I wasn't sure if she was going to respond back to that one but she did!
I don't know how to continue the conversation now though. This always happens dammit
Gotcha, I think I can pull it.
Just gotta make sure I don't seen like a tryhard.
EDIT: Also, guys, do you guys have yours set to only receive local girls?
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