NobleGundam
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Dude posted a fake story thread. Never updated. Mods got pissed. Perma Banned him. And called him a "Dumbshit" and reposted about his BS in the off-topic discussion threads.
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Okcupid is not that bad. I already got a date!
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So the entire journey was actually fake? I didn't know it was confirmed as a troll thread.
Red_taiyaki
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Second'd. I have no idea what you all are talking about...
IAmtheFMan
Member
Wait it was confirmed fake? Was the girl's profile just some random girl then?
Maddocks
Member
He wanted to make his trip a very public affair. He wanted fame and fortune. A tag, a gif made of his story.
ego will kill any man, and it proved true in this case. If he kept a low profile, only told the story to this thread and updated us from time to time he would have still been posting.
ego will kill any man, and it proved true in this case. If he kept a low profile, only told the story to this thread and updated us from time to time he would have still been posting.
IAmtheFMan
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Hematocryal
Banned
Why ban the guy? It's all in good fun. An abuse of power!!! I say we all "revolt", don't let the mods know... We'll all "meet" at "Burger King" at "0900 hours" on the "day" we "agreed" to. See you "all" there. Believe.
-Major Alpha OUT.
A Human Becoming
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I don't get what he lied about; the girl was real. Was his trip the BS part?
WascallyWabbit
Member
I didn't see this, was it a thread? If so, can someone repost?
Hmmm Supposed to have a date tonight. Texted the girl last night to confirm and got no response. I sent a message to her on POF earlier asking if its still on an I'll probably text once more. I'm not going to waste my time going to this place when she won't confirm If I can be doing something with friends instead.
Red_taiyaki
Member
Freaking amazing. I have no clue how the heck I missed this ;A;
Maddocks
Member
he wants the big girls and you taking them all with your abs. So he wants to know the secret to your profile and you not sharing the winning formula.
Voice of Reason
Banned
So I took the "IDGAF" route and messaged a girl:
"I could tell you what we have in common, and make some excuse to message you, but I just wanted to tell you that you seem awesome and would like to know you more.
Demi Lovato has nothing on you."
(Demi Lovato, she stated, was her celeb look-alike.)
Let's see.
"I could tell you what we have in common, and make some excuse to message you, but I just wanted to tell you that you seem awesome and would like to know you more.
Demi Lovato has nothing on you."
(Demi Lovato, she stated, was her celeb look-alike.)
Let's see.
Voice of Reason
Banned
No response. Dammit.
Red_taiyaki
Member
Don't worry about whether or not they respond. It's out of your control, so just sit back, relax and enjoy GAF.
I don't have a link but I think the thread was called "don't do dumbshit like this" or something like that.
I believe he got banned because he wasn't coming through with his promise to update and such, and was also begging for tags/Sunhi gifs in his thread or something
Voice of Reason
Banned
lol true
So I get plenty of traffic and responses on my profile. Have gotten numbers, dates, facebooks, had a g/f from OKC, etc.
That's why today GAF I'll relink to my profile. If it somehow helps you guys out, then great, I'm glad I could help. However, there is far better ones out there, and for mine I give very little of a fuck what is on it, and make sure my messages are solid. Girls I feel are 10/10's in my book, still reply to me, and I know that the majority of the time is I come up with clever/funny messages, and it's far less to do with the actual profile. Some of the profile matters obviously.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LuckySleven7
Edit: Whoever on here has the profile name "Shlong Taco"... here's a pro tip... don't make your username penis related. :/ Come on now son.
That's why today GAF I'll relink to my profile. If it somehow helps you guys out, then great, I'm glad I could help. However, there is far better ones out there, and for mine I give very little of a fuck what is on it, and make sure my messages are solid. Girls I feel are 10/10's in my book, still reply to me, and I know that the majority of the time is I come up with clever/funny messages, and it's far less to do with the actual profile. Some of the profile matters obviously.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/LuckySleven7
Edit: Whoever on here has the profile name "Shlong Taco"... here's a pro tip... don't make your username penis related. :/ Come on now son.
Don't think the journey was fake as he did post a real ticket, photos of the plane ride over and all that jazz. DetectiveGAF also found out that the girl was real, her Facebook was real and that on that profile, she and Ashodin were listed as being "In a relationship".
So, he didn't really fail anything and the story itself likely wasn't fake. However, he did make the mistake of not posting any updates to his story and instead just kept refreshing his thread.
Cow Mengde
Banned
same here
time to play the waiting game
Who cares, just move on. I can't even remember 80% the women that I message.
NobleGundam
Banned
Anyone can acquire an account.
Forge fake documents.
Make false stories.
All towards their amusement.
I don't believe his "Adventure" is true.
With respect believe whatever you'd like.
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=507918&page=1
Red_taiyaki
Member
And I can't even remember 40% who write back at least one message @.@
keh
i've already messaged 25 women, but none of them have responded
i'm putting my all in getting a date with [Homestuck girl]
Red_taiyaki
Member
You must be doing something wrong. If you want, feel free to leave your profile on here and we'll try to critique it.
My golden rule for messages is never send anything longer than 3-4 sentences. I have a 100% reply back rate this week with this strat and I've only sent messages to five other "very selective" girls aside from girl I should be dating sometime next week.
Voice of Reason
Banned
Post your messages if you want. I wanna see what you're doing right.
NobleGundam
Banned
Interesting. Suprisingly, the girl I meet on okc has A Lot of things in common interest with me.
I asked if she uses FB, she replied wanting to add me and did so. She's shy, cute, and very artsy. Last night I was asked out to go to a concert that's coming up in March.
I asked if she uses FB, she replied wanting to add me and did so. She's shy, cute, and very artsy. Last night I was asked out to go to a concert that's coming up in March.
A Human Becoming
More than a Member
Even moderate success stories give me hope.
Red_taiyaki
Member
Hmmmm, instead of posting my messages I'll just post a link here to the type of template I use when sending out messages.
http://www.spark.com/Applications/Article/ArticleView.aspx?CategoryID=2314&ArticleID=100000807
It's easy to modify and I've found out that the less you write, the more confident you seem as it's not as desperate.
Also, here's a link to my profile. Don't everyone stalk me at once now.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/rezznik
I'm having most of my success with this current version of my profile so hopefully it helps someone out.
Reminds me of one girl I met on Match two years ago. Please remember to ask her out on a coffee date before the actual concert. I'm talking about weeks in advance just so you two learn at least some things about the other. It's hard to talk person-to-person at a concert so feel free to learn from my mistakes
.I trust that getting approx. one-two dates per month (when I try...) with different girls counts as moderate success story?
Granted, I'm not highly addicted to the website and/or the dating process for that matter. I'd still rather try and focus on one girl at a time since I have other shit I need to do and not just have three or four dates a week. So ya, I'm picky and I also tend to stop messaging girls when I get bored or weirded out. So to be fair, don't ever be shocked if someone ignores your message(s).
NobleGundam
Banned
Lol. Thanks Brosky! I'll take your suggestionReminds me of one girl I met on Match two years ago. Please remember to ask her out on a coffee date before the actual concert. I'm talking about weeks in advance just so you two learn at least some things about the other. It's hard to talk person-to-person at a concert so feel free to learn from my mistakes
Will DO!
Red_taiyaki
Member
Lol. Thanks Brosky! I'll take your suggestion
Just make sure that you're confident when you do ask her. G/l!
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
I don't think his story was ever proven to be true or false but evidence seemed to point at it being legit. I don't think he was banned for not following up, but because it went too deep with people uncovering the information. I guess much like getting to the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world will never know.
Maddocks
Member
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an active member on Neogaf.
I almost died.
Im going to steal that, but I shall say,"I'm the most attractive member on Neogaf"
shit, got messaged by an attractive girl, all she said though.. "hey".. fuck man, put a little effort into it
I roll with it. The fact she said hey means she at least finds you attractive. Shy girls are on the site too man.
I hate short and awful replies myself, but I do the best I can to get them to come out of their shells.
Red_taiyaki
Member
Damn I'm going to change mine to I'm the smartest member on neogaf then
You should be the most kawaiiii member with that avatar!
shit, got messaged by an attractive girl, all she said though.. "hey".. fuck man, put a little effort into it
That's usually all girls ever send.
Hey. Hi. What's up? How are you?
A Human Becoming
More than a Member
Not for me, but I don't get initial messages from girls often.
Red_taiyaki
Member
I actually got a really good message from a good looking girl, like a couple of paragraphs. All the others though, just one or two words :/
and it seems like I may have jumped the gun on the 'attractive' part, there were 2 girls in the pic, I thought she was the other one lol
Maddocks
Member
criminal. no trial no jury, straight to jail.
A Human Becoming
More than a Member
This killed me.
IAmtheFMan
Member
Yep, rule of photos is don't post pics with friends that are way more attractive then you.
You trying to hit on me bro?
Not even bro. I'd let you double team a fine lady from OKC with me though. SHOTGUN THE FRONT!
I think I've only had that happen once or twice myself. Where it was long and well put together. The shit that sucks is one of them was probably a few days ago, we get to talking, we exchange #'s to text, then stops replying to texts so I don't do any back either since I don't want to come off pushy or annoying, then the profile is off OKC. Oh well. I tried.
Most I get do just say hey or what's up when I get them. Shit's whack, but like most guys if she's cute I'll try to get back at her even if it was just "hey."
electricshake
Member
Disabled my account for a bit, haven't had much luck recently and I always seem to do better when I've been away for a bit.
Also a gaffer sent me a message which I totally forgot to respond to, sorry! Shoot me a PM or wait till I reactivate and I'll get back to you
Also a gaffer sent me a message which I totally forgot to respond to, sorry! Shoot me a PM or wait till I reactivate and I'll get back to you
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