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[Zomba13]

I don't know how this is going in at the bathroom and like it in here. It's comfy. But I'm not sure if she liks me. I have to behave I like this toilet yummy

o.o
NO. Don't lick that! It's dirty!

 

[vicissitudes]

Haha, oh god. How much did you drink?! Screw the toilet, talk to her.

Screw her, talk to the toilet.

 

[Darklord]

Screw her, talk to the toilet.

Screw her on the toilet. Talk to no one.

 

[Ferrio]

I don't know how this is going in at the bathroom and like it in here. It's comfy. But I'm not sure if she liks me. I have to behave I like this toilet yummy

Okay..

 

[Futureman]

Is Anastacio not in the US, or is he really drunk off his ass at a karoake bar in the afternoon?

 

[Zomba13]

Is Anastacio not in the US, or is he really drunk off his ass at a karoake bar in the afternoon?

Not in the US.

 

[Pachimari]

I think I have screwed up.

I mean, now she is talking with a group of girls and I'm just sitting with her friend. Right now I'm on toilet though.

Advices. I have stopped drinking and age told me to stop so now I'm asking for water. What else? Should I just sit and sleep?

 

[Zomba13]

I think I have screwed up.

what did you do?

 

[Pachimari]

what did you do?

No, we are still here but she's paying a group of girls attention. I know I can behave. I got to bet back in the game!! Wraaaaaaaa

 

[Darklord]

No, we are still here but she's paying a group of girls attention. I know I can behave. I got to bet back in the game!! Wraaaaaaaa

Get the fuck off the phone then and do something. Seriously, no more phone!

 

[Atramental]

Phone BAD!

Talking to girl GOOD!

Edit: Also, next time you go out don't get yourself wasted.

 

[Ferrio]

Talk to her!

 

[.GqueB.]

This is fantastic.

 

[Caspel]

This is fantastic.

Since she is separated from him at this moment, I'd like to see a photo of the environment to confirm that this is truly going down.

 

[.GqueB.]

Since she is separated from him at this moment, I'd like to see a photo of the environment to confirm that this is truly going down.

Yea I was gonna request the same. I find it hard to believe he's sitting in a stall posting on GAF when a girl he is on a date with is ignoring him talking to other girls at a karaoke bar.

 

[Zomba13]

Since she is separated from him at this moment, I'd like to see a photo of the environment to confirm that this is truly going down.

This is the sort of thing that is usually it's own topic. Someone drunkily liveblogging their date from a toilet. Would love to see some pics if possible.

 

[Slayer-33]

oh Anastacio you funny bastard lol

 

[Pachimari]

Im cold now. Bam. I can't read her signals oh my..

It seems like she is trying to get me on her friend instead , sucks!

I don't know what to say anymore. I have no words. Empty.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Sounds believable enough to me. Let's not ruin the moment with blurry pictures of an indeterminate place.

 

[noire]

Having a good time with this. I'm going through a divorce, so I'm not looking for a whole lot right now. Just figured it'd be a good way to meet folks. Due to the nature of it though, meeting people of the same sex seems a little awkward.

My profile is pretty lame, but I guess it's working. I've gotten a few unsolicited messages, and those have worked out a lot better than the ones where I've initiated. Going to get ice cream with someone tomorrow.

Other thing that worked: me making a stupid face with my dog in the picture.

 

[Perspicacity]

Im cold now. Bam. I can't read her signals oh my..

It seems like she is trying to get me on her friend instead , sucks!

I don't know what to say anymore. I have no words. Empty.

What's wrong with her friend?

Also, can't wait for your update tomorrow morning for the full story.

 

[Pachimari]

Its going good again oh my I'm awesome.!! I touched someone others piss just now, should I give my girl a kiss? Maybe I should just JUMP on her! Haha toilet again I need to pee but I like the Dutch people here

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Jesus.

 

[Ferrio]

Having Gaffers get drunk on dates and report live should be a regular thing.

 

[vicissitudes]

Gaf demands pics.

 

[Zomba13]

Having Gaffers get drunk on dates and report live should be a regular thing.

I would totally do that if I had one of those fancy magic phones that have the wireless internets.

 

[Pachimari]

I have video where I give concert. Now I go with the girl home cause don't Knute where my car it's. I want to give it away hahaga I buy one more stink. I love her I truly do. I am reborn.

 

[Wingfan19]

I have video where I give concert. Now I go with the girl home cause don't Knute where my car it's. I want to give it away hahaga I buy one more stink. I love her I truly do. I am reborn.

Amazing...

 

[Pilgor]

Incredibly hot girl on OKCupid.

Add on Facebook.

Same girl, but 15 years old. What the fuck. Since when do kids look like this.

fml.

 

[Devolution]

Incredibly hot girl on OKCupid.

Add on Facebook.

Same girl, but 15 years old. What the fuck. Since when do kids look like this.

fml.

Report for underage.

 

[~Kinggi~]

I have video where I give concert. Now I go with the girl home cause don't Knute where my car it's. I want to give it away hahaga I buy one more stink. I love her I truly do. I am reborn.

you do good drunk text

 

[Ferrio]

I have video where I give concert. Now I go with the girl home cause don't Knute where my car it's. I want to give it away hahaga I buy one more stink. I love her I truly do. I am reborn.

Someone's getting lucky tonight.

 

[Sblargh]

Neogaf is awesome.

 

[Sickboy007]

Looks like i entered this thread at the right moment. Can't wait for the report Anastacio!

 

[Xun]

Amazing.

 

[TheyTookOurJobs]

Met a girl on there too. Have been talking to her on the phone quite a bit, but we haven't met yet. She seems nice, and is a nerd.

 

[Furio53]

Live updates during a date? seriously?

Jesus.

 

[Sickboy007]

I'm gonna drink a beer or two, maybe a bottle of Tequila or Rom lol.

I think it would be okay if I drink a beer or two before going out tonight. So that I won't be a nerve wreck.

I don't think it would be wrong to take one beer to calm myself.

I'm listening to music and drinking a beer, just chilling until then.

lol he was shitfaced even before he left the house.
Loving it, make us proud!

 

[Devolution]

Live updates during a date? seriously?

Jesus.

Dates are going to go well when they're paying more attention to GAF for sure.

 

[Uchip]

so what witchcraft do you have to learn to make online dating work?

 

[Furio53]

Dates are going to go well when they're paying more attention to GAF for sure.

Of course. I always make sure to be on my phone when meeting girls for the first time....

That crap just reminds me of teenage bullshit. Teehee I care more about impressing GAF than this girl. Who is out with me. On a date.

Get off my lawn.

 

[Pachimari]

She's in my bed.

 

[Atramental]

 

[Furio53]

She's in my bed.

I honestly don't believe you. In my experience, if a girl is in my bed, I am not on my phone.

 

[mugurumakensei]

Help, GAF! I met a girl on OkCupid! She said she wants to have some fun, and she gave me directions to some house. Well, I get there, and some dude is already with her. I'm pretty sure he's a gaffer too. His phone has a neogaf emblem. Should I go through with this?

 

[Sblargh]

Help, GAF! I met a girl on OkCupid! She said she wants to have some fun, and she gave me directions to some house. Well, I get there, and some dude is already with her. I'm pretty sure he's a gaffer too. His phone has a neogaf emblem. Should I go through with this?

Maybe he's just her room mate? Also, if he is a gaffer, there is a good chance he is on the friendzone.

 

[Devolution]

Help, GAF! I met a girl on OkCupid! She said she wants to have some fun, and she gave me directions to some house. Well, I get there, and some dude is already with her. I'm pretty sure he's a gaffer too. His phone has a neogaf emblem. Should I go through with this?

threesome?

 

[TheKaeptain]

I honestly don't believe you. In my experience, if a girl is in my bed, I am not on my phone.

I know a chick that likes guys to text, surf the web, tweet, and post on fb while she blows them.

 

[Caspel]

Help, GAF! I met a girl on OkCupid! She said she wants to have some fun, and she gave me directions to some house. Well, I get there, and some dude is already with her. I'm pretty sure he's a gaffer too. His phone has a neogaf emblem. Should I go through with this?

Recommendation, don't to go their house (any house) for the first date. If this is not your first date, then you know the girl better than us at this point.

 

[Zomba13]

Been sending messages back and forth with a really cute girl now
Not much in common but she's pretty interesting and insanely cute (apart from a nose ring I'm not too fond of) She seems to like me Sucks that she's in Scotland.