Think I'ma step away from competitive for the rest of this season.
Games yesterday: A Mei on my team walled all of us off from the payload with 5 seconds left because the opposing soldier was shooting at him/her. I was in mid-charge with Rein at a cluster of their soft targets all between the payload and a crate pile, ultimate charged. We were about 5m away from the win.
KoTH with a widowmaker, Genji, Hanzo trio who literally never stepped foot inside the objective while simultaneously being unable to control the enemy's access to it.
Games today: moving the payload quickly on Gibraltar, then a teammate drops and it all falls to shit, ending just in front of the second point, opposing team eventually grinds us down for the win as we were 5v6.
Immediately followed by a first capture point steamroll on Hanamura, led by a long range Rein charge on my part where I picked off their Ana inside the point after their D.Va and Hanzo over extended and got picked off outside the gate, followed by a disconnect on the other team leading to a cancelled match.
Story of my life in this game. Oversumo, while obviously not a perfect metric, has me ranked in gold or better in almost all of my recent sessions. I play with my two brothers-in-law, one a high gold almost platinum, the other platinum, and match up just fine with them. That's from occasional QP with them and quite a bit of playing on the couch together handing the controller back and forth in QP on all our respective accounts to grind winter loot boxes. People I friended from silver matches while carrying them have since moved into gold. Yet I'm on the low end of silver now because you gain SR on wins and lose it on losses and I apparently have some kind of hex on me when it comes to CP match making.
I'm like the Ellis Island of bad Overwatch players. Give me your obstructive Mei's, your ult. charging Junkrats. Give me your Soldiers and McRees unable to aim. Give me your Mercy's yearning to get gold kills and your Genji's who know nothing about the map we're on. Your attack Sym's and Torbies. A Bastion in every game, and a Hanzo unable to step foot upon the point, even in overtime, even if the entire opposing team just got whipped in team battle to seal what should have been the win, in part thanks to his ult, so you'd think he'd care enough to finish.
But who am I kidding? I'll load it up tomorrow and take my two obligatory L's as per usual.
Games yesterday: A Mei on my team walled all of us off from the payload with 5 seconds left because the opposing soldier was shooting at him/her. I was in mid-charge with Rein at a cluster of their soft targets all between the payload and a crate pile, ultimate charged. We were about 5m away from the win.
KoTH with a widowmaker, Genji, Hanzo trio who literally never stepped foot inside the objective while simultaneously being unable to control the enemy's access to it.
Games today: moving the payload quickly on Gibraltar, then a teammate drops and it all falls to shit, ending just in front of the second point, opposing team eventually grinds us down for the win as we were 5v6.
Immediately followed by a first capture point steamroll on Hanamura, led by a long range Rein charge on my part where I picked off their Ana inside the point after their D.Va and Hanzo over extended and got picked off outside the gate, followed by a disconnect on the other team leading to a cancelled match.
Story of my life in this game. Oversumo, while obviously not a perfect metric, has me ranked in gold or better in almost all of my recent sessions. I play with my two brothers-in-law, one a high gold almost platinum, the other platinum, and match up just fine with them. That's from occasional QP with them and quite a bit of playing on the couch together handing the controller back and forth in QP on all our respective accounts to grind winter loot boxes. People I friended from silver matches while carrying them have since moved into gold. Yet I'm on the low end of silver now because you gain SR on wins and lose it on losses and I apparently have some kind of hex on me when it comes to CP match making.
I'm like the Ellis Island of bad Overwatch players. Give me your obstructive Mei's, your ult. charging Junkrats. Give me your Soldiers and McRees unable to aim. Give me your Mercy's yearning to get gold kills and your Genji's who know nothing about the map we're on. Your attack Sym's and Torbies. A Bastion in every game, and a Hanzo unable to step foot upon the point, even in overtime, even if the entire opposing team just got whipped in team battle to seal what should have been the win, in part thanks to his ult, so you'd think he'd care enough to finish.
But who am I kidding? I'll load it up tomorrow and take my two obligatory L's as per usual.
