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Chance

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Garrett Hawke said:
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.
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Step 1: apologize to your nugget-bearing mom.

Step 2: admit you have a problem.
 
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THe_DeiCiDe

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Garrett Hawke said:
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.
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Were they the kind with rib meat?
 
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Ramirez

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Garrett Hawke said:
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.
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Joke post...please?
 
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BannedEpisode

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Garrett Hawke said:
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.
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Thanks. I needed that
 
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Thagomizer

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the most fun to be had in this game is getting completely steamrolled 4 games in a row

oh wait no it fucking sucks

also whoever made the first point on Eichenwalde can go suck on a tailpipe
 
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sikkinixx

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"99+ Hours Left" for the 12.786GB update.

Fuck you so hard. First "CANNOT DOWNLOAD! FREE UP SOME SPACE" because the 50GB I had free weren't enough. Fine. Delete stuff and restart.

Now a good 10 minutes of preparing to download. Console gaming is such a fucking irratating experience now.

All I wanna do is get some loot boxes ;_;


Edit: after 23 minutes... the 12GB patch morphs into 75mb. Cuz 75mb is more than 50GB I had free. Smh.
 
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Magwik

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Garrett Hawke said:
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.
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Whats the original copy pasta of this
 
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Jellie

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SgtWiggles said:
Worst part is we would have won handily if he didnt . Pushed the first point with 5 minutes to spare, managed to hold them to 12 seconds on Defense, then just failed on Offense the 3rd time with our 5 minutes.
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It didn't seem to affect us too badly. Before the first disconnection we pushed easily with about 3 minutes or more to spare. Then the guy started disconnecting and we were unable to hold them with a man down and only managed to win the second round barely.
 
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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Antiwhippy said:
I mean everybody is gay in overwatch so that's no surprise.
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but thats not true
tumblr_inline_o8mghwp4uD1qjpgr5_500.jpg
 
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Salarians

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I've gotten 13 boxes since the event started. Only things of note:
- Mei legendary (duplicate)
- Tracer legendary (alt version of one I have)
- Reaper's Halloween skin
- 76's Halloween skin (meh)
- Ana's Halloween emote
- Bastion's Halloween skin (...)
- that same Tracer legendary again

Just give me Mercy already...
 
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Antiwhippy

the holder of the trombone
The only halloween gold skin I got is witch mercy but I don't care about witch mercy.

Give me pumpkin reaper already. :<
 
TheContact

TheContact

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Garrett Hawke said:
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.
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omg please be real
 
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Antiwhippy

the holder of the trombone
Seriously though there better be an awesome mei skin for the winter event or I riot.

Fuck this sombra shit, the real travesty is mei not getting more skins.
 
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aeolist

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no i mean the copypasta. also they're better with emojis.

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