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[Chance]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.

Step 1: apologize to your nugget-bearing mom.

Step 2: admit you have a problem.

 

[THe_DeiCiDe]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.

Were they the kind with rib meat?

 

[Ramirez]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.

Joke post...please?

 

[twobear]

Joke post...please?

you can neve rreally tell with a gaga stan

 

[BannedEpisode]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.

Thanks. I needed that

 

[Cheat Code]

I swear that one reddit post has lost about 1500 votes in the past 15 minutes.

 

[Data West]

Front page of Reddit with your biggest community condemning your shitty little viral campaign.

Not a hot look.

 

[Plywood]

I swear that one reddit post has lost about 1500 votes in the past 15 minutes.

Sombra deleting the upvotes.

 

[komaruR]

probably the patch is to fix the illios 2-2 bug or glitches

 

[SgtWiggles]

Joke post...please?

Chicken tendies are serious business

 

[exYle]

guys is sombra out

 

[Antiwhippy]

guys is sombra out

Yes

 

[DevilDog]

guys is sombra out

She was always out.

 

[I-hate-u]

Can't wait to see how they handle Doomfist's reveal after this fiasco.

 

[THe_DeiCiDe]

guys is sombra out

Yes, unfortunately she hacked the game and removed herself.

 

[LiK]

guys is sombra out

Yes, she's lesbian

 

[Thagomizer]

the most fun to be had in this game is getting completely steamrolled 4 games in a row

oh wait no it fucking sucks

also whoever made the first point on Eichenwalde can go suck on a tailpipe

 

[sikkinixx]

"99+ Hours Left" for the 12.786GB update.

Fuck you so hard. First "CANNOT DOWNLOAD! FREE UP SOME SPACE" because the 50GB I had free weren't enough. Fine. Delete stuff and restart.

Now a good 10 minutes of preparing to download. Console gaming is such a fucking irratating experience now.

All I wanna do is get some loot boxes ;_;


Edit: after 23 minutes... the 12GB patch morphs into 75mb. Cuz 75mb is more than 50GB I had free. Smh.

 

[Antiwhippy]

She was in before she was out.

 

[Magwik]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.

Whats the original copy pasta of this

 

[Jellie]

Worst part is we would have won handily if he didnt . Pushed the first point with 5 minutes to spare, managed to hold them to 12 seconds on Defense, then just failed on Offense the 3rd time with our 5 minutes.

It didn't seem to affect us too badly. Before the first disconnection we pushed easily with about 3 minutes or more to spare. Then the guy started disconnecting and we were unable to hold them with a man down and only managed to win the second round barely.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Yes, she's lesbian

I mean everybody is gay in overwatch so that's no surprise.

 

[Data West]

I mean everybody is gay in overwatch so that's no surprise.

but thats not true

 

[Antiwhippy]

Please.

We know where roadhog's heart really lies.

 

[DevilDog]

also whoever made the first point on Eichenwalde can go suck on a tailpipe

 

[Poodlestrike]

Can't wait to see how they handle Doomfist's reveal after this fiasco.

In an ideal world, they announce, reveal, and stick him on PTR the same day. I'd be happy with a 3> month turn around time honestly.

AND NO MORE STUPID ARG

 

[darklin0]

I opened up my 17 boxes I have been holding on to since I got a promotion. Got 4 Junkenstiens.

 

[Nimby]

Can we please just have the damn character? Or at least tell us when since you blue-balled us like 3 fucking times.

 

[Salarians]

I've gotten 13 boxes since the event started. Only things of note:
- Mei legendary (duplicate)
- Tracer legendary (alt version of one I have)
- Reaper's Halloween skin
- 76's Halloween skin (meh)
- Ana's Halloween emote
- Bastion's Halloween skin (...)
- that same Tracer legendary again

Just give me Mercy already...

 

[SgtWiggles]

also whoever made the first point on Eichenwalde can go suck on a tailpipe

I agree. But for me its not even the point of pushing or defending it. Its on fucking Offense, every time we get a pick or two, people push in then split up and end up getting picked off.

 

[antitrop]

I've got 2 Junkensteins and 2 Pumpkin Reapers, but no Witch Mercy and no Junkenstein's Monster.

 

[Antiwhippy]

The only halloween gold skin I got is witch mercy but I don't care about witch mercy.

Give me pumpkin reaper already. :<

 

[antitrop]

The only halloween gold skin I got is witch mercy but I don't care about witch mercy.

Give me pumpkin reaper already. :<

I'll trade ya

 

[Lake Effect Kid]

I mean everybody is gay in overwatch so that's no surprise.

"We're all gay now."

 

[Antiwhippy]

I would if I could actually.

Though I have more than enough gold to buy the halloween skins so, eh.

 

[B.O.O.M]

Got my first Halloween Legendary costume...Junkrat one Me happy

Even got Okami skin earlier..good times good times

 

[THe_DeiCiDe]

I've opened 22 boxes since event.
1 legendary-Junkenstein
5 purple-1 ghoul Ana,3 Genji potm intro,1 Mei potm intro
4 grave victory poses

 

[TheContact]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the outcome tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Sombra out? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Sombra to be released and fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought her countdown was done???? This is so fucked.

omg please be real

 

[aeolist]

it's copypasta guys

 

[Antiwhippy]

Seriously though there better be an awesome mei skin for the winter event or I riot.

Fuck this sombra shit, the real travesty is mei not getting more skins.

 

[Drewfonse]

Xbox servers down?

 

[Alucrid]

it's copypasta guys

pretty sure he said chicken nuggets

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

Xbox servers down?

Guess who

 

[Drewfonse]

Guess who

Lizard motherfuckers?

 

[Antiwhippy]

Lizard motherfuckers?

We should have bought more arcade sticks.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

pretty sure he said chicken nuggets

I was really looking forward to eating them :-(

 

[aeolist]

the witch mercy one is better

 

[Antiwhippy]

I mean it's alright but I don't play mercy despite maining supports.

Skullyetta i ace though.

 

[aeolist]

no i mean the copypasta. also they're better with emojis.

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[Garrett Hawke]

Can a mod close this thread?