There is no way he is Pachter. No way.
His avatar is just ridiculous, I can't take him serious. Wasn't there someone who said mods should approve and tag a Pachter account just earlier in the thread?
EDIT: Here it is:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47245602&postcount=9
This is so freaking fake.
EDIT 2: And please, like he's going to do a show about a single forum. Please. GAF is big, but not like that.
Of course it's him.