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Pakistan bans 'monkey crotch', 'Jesus Christ' and obscene words in text messages

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Well if my time at BJU has taught me anything it's that people can come up with new euphemisms for anything.

For example: "I have a banana that needs to be eaten."
 

WedgeX

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Lance Bone Path said:
The reactions section is hilarious.

Well you see, Pakistan just wants its citizens to masturbate correctly.

I have no shame that real post search is coming back today.
 
The funniest part of this whole situation is yay no matter how much they censor it, people will still use it by changing the spelling and/or typing it in Urdu.

When will the government of this day and age realize you can't censor the freedom of speech?
 

effzee

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These are the really odd bizarre ones but some of my Pakistani friends started an email chain listing the cuss words they banned and my god its the funniest shit ever. Not only cause the cuss words are hilarious (things like vagina juice or ass crust) but cause I never knew they existed or were used. They should especially hilarious in Urdu.
 
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