Haha. I'm not going to Nintendo, and I'm not becoming a community manager.
I'm also OK saying I'm not going independent and opening up a Patreon, either.
I did want to stop by and say hi, though. NeoGAF was one of my first homes--people forget I was a moderator way, way, way back in the pre-NEO days. You've treated me very well during my tenure at Giant Bomb, even when we haven't seen eye-to-eye. Thanks for that.
The only logical way to read the clues is that you're returning to Gaming-Age.com and starting a rival forum to NeoGAF. EXXY'S BACK!
Good luck in whatever it is you're doing next, you brought a welcome perspective to Giant Bomb.