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[Cunth]

This shit gets brought up at meetings at work all the time by women. lol I’m not touching that nasty seat after I pee

 

[Musky_Cheese]

At home I put down both the seat and lid. Because if I have to lift something to use the toilet, so does she.

Equality

 

[haxan7]

I just piss all over the seat. No fucks given

 

[Cunth]

At home I put down both the seat and lid. Because if I have to lift something to use the toilet, so does she.

Equality

This is some evil genius equality

 

[DESTROYA]

I pee in the sink so I don’t have to.

 

[YCoCg]

Yeah, if you can't be bothered to do it for a woman then just imagine how annoying it would be to fumble with the seat when you're rushing to take a massive shit.

 

[O-N-E]

No.

 

[Susurrus]

Save everyone the trouble and piss in the sink.

 

[triplestation]

put down the seat but take out the screws HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dr Bass]

This shit gets brought up at meetings at work all the time by women. lol I’m not touching that nasty seat after I pee

Grab a piece of toilet paper and use it as a barrier to put the seat down. Then toss the paper in the toilet, flush, and wash your hands.

Guys, don't be freakin' animals. Put the seat down.

 

[bender]

Penis owner? Do I even want to know?

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

The penis is not male genitalia.

 

[Cunth]

Grab a piece of toilet paper and use it as a barrier to put the seat down. Then toss the paper in the toilet, flush, and wash your hands.

Guys, don't be freakin' animals. Put the seat down.

Yikes Do better!!

 

[haxan7]

I slam the seat down hard on my penis in penitence for having one

 

[Taxexemption]

No. And if another women tells me she sometimes falls in the toilet because she doesn't look and just assumes the position of the seat I'm going to leave the seat up and pee on the rim of it. If you don't look before you sit that's on you.

 

[Blond]

Penis owner? Do I even want to know?

How are you speaking without a mouth, Bender?

And I barely put the seat up cause my aim is that good lol.

 

[The Hamburglar]

No and I don’t care if I casually piss on the seat too.

 

[MaestroMike]

Nah but I do after sh!tting gotta think about the ladies. I don't flush tho

Blessed

 

[Deleted member 17706]

I'm going to have my manhood questioned by fellow Penis Owners, I'm sure, but I only pee standing up if there's a urinal available or if I'm outside.

Peeing standing up into a bowl of water just means it sprays everywhere and I don't want to be doing that at home.

 

[Punished Miku]

I do, because I'm in a workplace full of women and it's a short list of who would be doing it.

But it's obvious that it's a stupid request. If the seat always goes down, then that means women don't ever move the seat up or down. Zero movement. Meanwhile, every time a man has to pee he lifts the seat up, and also puts it down after he's done. Two movements. Meanwhile, if everyone just does what they need, it's maximum of 1 movement or zero, depending on if you walk into the bathroom and find the seat up or down.

Just seems like extreme laziness to tell other people what to do in the bathroom. It's just weird.

 

[Rentahamster]

I put the seat and cover down anyway to minimize poop and poss aerosol spray when I flush so

 

[Spaceman292]

I piss out the window.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

I'm a dude and I can't stand the toilet seat and/or cover left up. If a girl leaves the cover up at my place I walk in and close it.

 

[Spukc]

I keep trying to piss against the seat to make it drop but i never seem to manage

 

[ClanOfNone]

I just piss directly on others to show dominance.

 

[neobiz]

I put the lid down in a passive aggressive way

 

[12Goblins]

Why would I lift up the seat after I peed all over it D:~

 

[Slings and Arrows]

At home I put down both the seat and lid. Because if I have to lift something to use the toilet, so does she.

Equality

Similar to what I do; I lift to pee, she puts down to pee. As long as we pee equal amounts, it's OK.

 

[epicnemesis]

I'm going to have my manhood questioned by fellow Penis Owners, I'm sure, but I only pee standing up if there's a urinal available or if I'm outside.

Peeing standing up into a bowl of water just means it sprays everywhere and I don't want to be doing that at home.

I do the same at home for the same reason

 

[Barnabot]

no. why? do you guys really believe that someone might actually die because you forgot to put down the toilet seat?

 

[Belmonte]

No. Do the penis challenged rise the seat for me to pee when they finish? Yeah, I though so.

 

[008]

I put down the seat and lid. Keeps the smell contained

 

[Relativ9]

I never really understood this...just pee with the seat down. 90% of the time no splashes hit the seat, and the 10% when it does, it would've hit the rim instead of the seat if it was up and I also would've grapped some toilet paper and wiped that off too anyway...nobody wants droplets of pee just sitting there whether it's on the seat or not. Plus it's not like the 'hole' you have to hit gets significantly smaller when the seat is down so you'd have to have terrible aim to hit the seat regularly (post sex pee excluded)...did you people not practise your aim as kids by writing your names in the snow(or sand or whatever)?

 

[Mistershine.]

I put it down for my own sake, more than once have I taken a drunken late night shit and had to fish myself out of the bowl.

 

[Ceallach]

No. None of you fucking do.

 

[brap]

No. None of you fucking do.

I do D:<

 

[Ebele]

Seeing how I'm just renting mine right now, I don't really feel obligated to

 

[Ailynn]

Raise it up or lower it down...
Just please don't piss all over the seat and leave it for the next user to have to clean up before they can go.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

If you put the seat up or down you're a beta male.

 

[nush]

No. None of you fucking do.

Are there non penis owner toilets on the ship or do you have to share?

 

[Grinchy]

Here's what you do. You get a metal hanger. Clip one side of the long horizontal piece with some wirecutters. Use that cut part to poke through the top of a big Ziplock storage bag. Thread it through like a needle and poke it through the other side of the bag so it holds itself up.

Suspend that hanger from your keyboard tray on your desk. Cut a hole in the side nearest you. Now you can just pee into that without ever getting up. When it's full, you can easily just grab the hanger by the top, remove it from the keyboard tray, and take it over to the big barrel in the corner of the room to pour it out. Once per month or so, close the barrel up, turn it on its side, and roll it out into the back yard.

 

[Kadayi]

Grab a piece of toilet paper and use it as a barrier to put the seat down. Then toss the paper in the toilet, flush, and wash your hands.

Guys, don't be freakin' animals. Put the seat down.

This shit gets brought up at meetings at work all the time by women. lol I’m not touching that nasty seat after I pee

Next on the agenda was why the hell you can't use the Men's toilets versus keep sneaking into the Ladies to do your business I suspect.

 

[farmerboy]

I don't own my penis, my penis owns me.

 

[TheWisp]

Strange wording in the title.

But yes I do. Respect for my gf and I also don't like it being open.

 

[Breakage]

I live alone so I don't have to worry about leaving the seat down, but even when I was living with my family which included females the default position of the seat was up.

 

[Richard Packer]

My household is outnumbered by women 3-2. So I just do what my son does and soil myself.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

I dont "own" mine per se, it is a loaner. Can I still reply to the thread?

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

I just go shit and piss in the yard with the dogs.

 

[BaneIsPain]

what seat? Fire on the wall

 

[Ichabod]

I'll put down the toilet seat when they stop
leaving half a roll of unflushed toilet paper in the bowl after peeing.