Penis owners: do you put down the seat after peeing?

Penis ownership is such a boomer concept. Millenials and zoomers can only rent unless they have a trust fund.

Fingers crossed corona kills enough old fucks to rebalance the penis ownership market!
 
I never pick it up in the first place. Me foreskin acts like a suppressor.

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According to Feng Shui, you should never leave the toilet seat open, because it drains the energy from the house.

And by the way, there aren't any owners. Everything in this world, including the very air that you breathe, is only borrowed.
 
My tiolets have seats that automatically lower after use. As a long time penis owner who lives by himself it's kind of annoying.
 
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Doc said no heavy lifting so I have to sit to pee with my GAF-dong. I still don't put the seat down, beta sit right on the bowl rim.

It's one of those "equality" things men take the L on. Try to explain it as fair use half and half and you're in the fucking dog house.

Now try to tell them off about their pee dripping on the seat they just leave there and in a down position...
 
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I live alone and keep my bowl closed unless I'm using it. I can't stand the sight of an open toilet if I'm brushing my teeth or showering.
 
Yes because I'm not a savage. (And Also because the pets will try to drink out of it if we do. Jaeger got sick once from that.)

at work I just use the urinal so it's a non-issue.
 
6 females in my house so i do the sensible thing and only use the bathroom in my basement office but yeah I usually put the seat down if for no other reason than keeping the dog out of it.
 
Yes. From all the house chores I'm the responsible for doing the dishes and cleaning/washing the bathroom, and I don't like doing this shit. So you come to my house you better keep it clean and organized, not piss on the fucking seat or drop piss droplets on the floor.
 
Guys listen. I have five sisters. I would not have lived this long if I wasn't putting the toilet seat down.

THAT SAID I do find it stupid that I'm somehow supposed to be responsible for someone else's bathroom experience. Like damn you don't want to touch the seat before you go plopping your bare ass on it like you're the queen of England or some shit.

but i still do it
 
What always baffles me is how the women I know complain about having to let a seat down but don't bat an eye at having to raise the lid. Still haven't been able to get a reasonable explanation for this other than a blank stare or "because" and a quick change of the subject.
 
I always thought one of the points of doublespeak was syllabic reduction
 
Not currently. I lent out my penis to a friend. Once I get it back from zher and retain ownership of it, I may try this new technique.
 
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I live mostly by myself - half the time with my daughter - with 3 bathrooms.
I use 2 bathrooms. 3rd bathroom belongs to my daughter.
So I use bathroom #1 for #1 uses - which has it always up. #2 is for the #2 uses, and where I take bath/shower - and t he seat stays down.
 
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TaySan said:
Nothing better than sitting on your nice and clean toilet in peace. <3 1 and 2 done in no problem.
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What's better is just putting your dick through the fly and letting it fly, not pulling your pants down and sitting and failing to utilize your privileged position as a penis owner.
 
After peeing with my model intact penis I always check the rim for splash damage and wipe it if necessary and then I put the seat down.
 
If anyone wants to lease a penis instead of owning one, I have several financially responsible plans I can offer you at a special introductory rate.

You can trust me.
 
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