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[cryptoadam]

My wifes boyfriend does

 

[MudoSkills]

Penis ownership is such a boomer concept. Millenials and zoomers can only rent unless they have a trust fund.

Fingers crossed corona kills enough old fucks to rebalance the penis ownership market!

 

[MetalAlien]

I do, and then spray the seat with capsaicin oil.

 

[DoctaThompson]

I pee on my balls while sitting Indian style on the shitter.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I never pick it up in the first place. Me foreskin acts like a suppressor.

 

[Cunth]

Do other foreskin holders peel before peeing?

 

[DESTROYA]

Do other foreskin holders peel before peeing?

I think you found tomorrow’s thread.

 

[Pejo]

Of course I put the seat and the lid down.

so I don't have to wipe off the splashback on the rim

 

[Azelover]

According to Feng Shui, you should never leave the toilet seat open, because it drains the energy from the house.

And by the way, there aren't any owners. Everything in this world, including the very air that you breathe, is only borrowed.

 

[JORMBO]

My tiolets have seats that automatically lower after use. As a long time penis owner who lives by himself it's kind of annoying.

 

[MetalAlien]

Do other foreskin holders peel before peeing?

I'm not a godless heathen.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Doc said no heavy lifting so I have to sit to pee with my GAF-dong. I still don't put the seat down, beta sit right on the bowl rim.

Spoiler

It's one of those "equality" things men take the L on. Try to explain it as fair use half and half and you're in the fucking dog house.

Spoiler: Double Spoiler

Now try to tell them off about their pee dripping on the seat they just leave there and in a down position...

 

[teezzy]

I live alone and keep my bowl closed unless I'm using it. I can't stand the sight of an open toilet if I'm brushing my teeth or showering.

 

[Rival]

.

 

[TaySan]

At home- I sit down
In public- I stand up

 

[Codes 208]

Yes because I’m not a savage. (And Also because the pets will try to drink out of it if we do. Jaeger got sick once from that.)

at work I just use the urinal so it’s a non-issue.

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

In general use, yes.

In my home where I'm the only person and I know I'll be pissing most the night: nah

 

[Threeshotgamer]

6 females in my house so i do the sensible thing and only use the bathroom in my basement office but yeah I usually put the seat down if for no other reason than keeping the dog out of it.

 

[GAMETA]

Yes. From all the house chores I'm the responsible for doing the dishes and cleaning/washing the bathroom, and I don't like doing this shit. So you come to my house you better keep it clean and organized, not piss on the fucking seat or drop piss droplets on the floor.

 

[JordanN]

You don't have to touch anything if you just piss your pants.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Fire and forget

 

[Foamy]

I slam the seat down hard on my penis in penitence for having one

Reeeee is that way -------->

 

[Zog]

If I have to lift it, she has to put it down. Seems fair to me.

 

[SentientStone]

At home yes.

 

[Foamy]

Do other foreskin holders peel before peeing?

 

[HeadsUp7Up]

At home I put down both the seat and lid. Because if I have to lift something to use the toilet, so does she.

Equality

Lol this was my resolution as well.

 

[Richard Packer]

At home- I sit down
In public- I stand up

Wait. What?

The fuck Lil' Taytay.

 

[ExpandKong]

Guys listen. I have five sisters. I would not have lived this long if I wasn’t putting the toilet seat down.

THAT SAID I do find it stupid that I’m somehow supposed to be responsible for someone else’s bathroom experience. Like damn you don’t want to touch the seat before you go plopping your bare ass on it like you’re the queen of England or some shit.

but i still do it

 

[Echelon]

No. My wife doesn't put it up after she uses the toilet, why should I put it down?

 

[HeadsUp7Up]

What always baffles me is how the women I know complain about having to let a seat down but don't bat an eye at having to raise the lid. Still haven't been able to get a reasonable explanation for this other than a blank stare or "because" and a quick change of the subject.

 

[rykomatsu]

No.

My wife has her own bathroom
I have my own bathroom

We just use them however we feel like.

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I always thought one of the points of doublespeak was syllabic reduction

 

[DragoonKain]

Not currently. I lent out my penis to a friend. Once I get it back from zher and retain ownership of it, I may try this new technique.

 

[TaySan]

Wait. What?

The fuck Lil' Taytay.

Nothing better than sitting on your nice and clean toilet in peace. <3 1 and 2 done in no problem.

 

[lachesis]

I live mostly by myself - half the time with my daughter - with 3 bathrooms.
I use 2 bathrooms. 3rd bathroom belongs to my daughter.
So I use bathroom #1 for #1 uses - which has it always up. #2 is for the #2 uses, and where I take bath/shower - and t he seat stays down.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Nothing better than sitting on your nice and clean toilet in peace. <3 1 and 2 done in no problem.

What’s better is just putting your dick through the fly and letting it fly, not pulling your pants down and sitting and failing to utilize your privileged position as a penis owner.

 

[Elcid]

After peeing with my model intact penis I always check the rim for splash damage and wipe it if necessary and then I put the seat down.

 

[Cunth]

Nothing better than sitting on your nice and clean toilet in peace. <3 1 and 2 done in no problem.

Wait, you sit to poo??

 

[TaySan]

Wait, you sit to poo??

Who doesn't!? Or am i the crazy one. lol

 

[NecroGiggles]

I don’t ever lift the seat up. It is not really that hard to piss in the hole it’s pretty big.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

I do, and then spray the seat with capsaicin oil.

That's hot

 

[teezzy]

Wait. What?

The fuck Lil' Taytay.

Most Era members sit when they piss.

I'll let you assume why.

 

[Falcs]

I sit when I pee out my soy milk, like all real male feminists should.

 

[LegendOfKage]

At home I put down both the seat and lid. Because if I have to lift something to use the toilet, so does she.

Equality

You all should be doing this anyway, especially if your toothbrush is out in the open. Flushing with the lid up puts a lot of germs into the air.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Who doesn't!? Or am i the crazy one. lol

I thought that was why showers are usually next to the toilet.

 

[GeorgPrime]

This shit gets brought up at meetings at work all the time by women. lol I’m not touching that nasty seat after I pee

Why should i put it down when i sit on it while peeing?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Do other foreskin holders peel before peeing?

I don't like the feel of ripping back the foreskin. It's like trying to pluck nose hair only worse.

 

[kingwingin]

I sit down and still end up getting piss on the seat

 

[Rentahamster]

If anyone wants to lease a penis instead of owning one, I have several financially responsible plans I can offer you at a special introductory rate.

You can trust me.