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Penis owners: do you put down the seat after peeing?
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VN1X
Banned
Hi, I'm a fellow penis owner and first of all I would like to come out and state that I do in fact sit down when I pee, at home. I know I know this might be controversial to some (and yes my wife's boyfriend has in fact given me permission to do so) but I just wanted to make that clear as to give some context to the OP's original question.
Anyway I put everything down, lid included as otherwise it's a bit fuckin rank when you flush and all the poop and piss particles end up on the toothbrush and towels and what not (I live in a small apartment, one bathroom).
Don't @ me.
Anyway I put everything down, lid included as otherwise it's a bit fuckin rank when you flush and all the poop and piss particles end up on the toothbrush and towels and what not (I live in a small apartment, one bathroom).
Don't @ me.
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Stilton Disco
Member
Seat and lid down, then flush, so there's no piss vapour misting around the room.
SkylineRKR
Member
Highly offensive title as the Penis owns me. I usually act according to it.
M
Macapala
Unconfirmed Member
Toilets are for losers.
I just piss over the balcony.
I just piss over the balcony.
Frogman_676
Member
i keep my bitches in line, and tell them to put the seat up after they use it.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Dick Jones
Banned
I shit standing to attention playing the national anthem. I play the bugle as I flush. I can't use public toilets that's disgusting. I only use them for wanking.
After using public toilets I put cling film over the bowl when I'm finished. I don't want the smell to get around the room.
No other reason
After using public toilets I put cling film over the bowl when I'm finished. I don't want the smell to get around the room.
No other reason
MilkyJoe
Member
yes, or my radio might fall down the Gary
Why do they need soo much bog roll just to wipe a dripping minge?
Why do they need soo much bog roll just to wipe a dripping minge?
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VGEsoterica
Member
At home yes. But I’m married so
Cock of War
Member
Rarely. If I do, it's for some practical reason like I need to sit on the lid or some such.
I have a girlfriend and two daughters, so I have heard my fair share of complaints but I think they have just about given up on me in that regard.
I have a girlfriend and two daughters, so I have heard my fair share of complaints but I think they have just about given up on me in that regard.
Makoto-Yuki
Gold Member
am i meant to pee with the seat up?
my seat is always down. do i put the lid down after peeing?
no.
my seat is always down. do i put the lid down after peeing?
no.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I piss in my own mouth to recycle.
Dick Jones
Banned
Is this Bear Grylls?
Rockondevil
Member
At home I do. Out in public definitely not. I’ll lift it with my foot and not put it down.
Do girls actually want it down in public? I know when I’m doing a shit on the odd case I have to on a random toilet I’d rather lower than seat than have a seat already down with piss on it. There’s just more chance of it getting piss on it with dudes not lifting it.
Lid up is really the smarter option for the world.
Do girls actually want it down in public? I know when I’m doing a shit on the odd case I have to on a random toilet I’d rather lower than seat than have a seat already down with piss on it. There’s just more chance of it getting piss on it with dudes not lifting it.
Lid up is really the smarter option for the world.
TIMSTER_777
Member
Do you pee sitting down?!?!
synchronicity
Member
I always thought that it said so much about the entitled (spoiled) nature of the women who are bothered by this issue. Of all the things in life to complain about?
DogofWar
Member
I'm usually polite and close the lid when I am done.
When I went to the university (that was filled to the brim with ultra-feminists to the point that Resetera seemed sane in comparsion) I did however actively raise the seat, even if I was just in there to wash my hands. Everything to piss them off with "microaggressions".
When I went to the university (that was filled to the brim with ultra-feminists to the point that Resetera seemed sane in comparsion) I did however actively raise the seat, even if I was just in there to wash my hands. Everything to piss them off with "microaggressions".
DarkestHour
Banned
Yes, both the seat and the lid. I am civilized.
DoctaThompson
Banned
Sometimes I like to empty the water hose on my niece and nephew on a hot summer day. I can usually leave it on them for a while, as long as I've had enough beer to drink. Then the cops usually come to ruin the fun.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
I came here to laugh, not to get hurt...
ABigMachine
Member
I do. I also wash my hands afterwards as I am civilized
DoctaThompson
Banned
Urine is sterile. It's a great cleaning agent.
Jeeves
Member
Exactly what I came here to say.
Also, flushing with the lid shut helps keep airbourne poop particles from getting all over the place (think of your toothbrush!!)
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Some heads are gender specific, mainly in berthings(where we sleep) and some are unisex, usually the ones near watch stations. They are also sorted by rank. There are the crew's heads and then there are the E-7 and above heads. But that's mostly for guys. The reality is there aren''t many female E-7 and above so most female heads are for all female sailors minus the one in our female CPO berthing and the ones in officer country.
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Only time it’s acceptable for owners of penii to sit while peeing:
Kamina
Golden Boy
Ailynn, how do female public toilets usually look? I’ve heard they arent much better in the hygene department?
Raise it up or lower it down...
Just please don't piss all over the seat and leave it for the next user to have to clean up before they can go.
Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
It may be different depending on the area, but in my experience the women's bathrooms are usually much cleaner than the men's. The women are also more likely to wash their hands after going, whether it's #1 or #2. (I'm nearly a germophobe, and it used to really freak me out how many times men would walk out of bathrooms without washing their hands even after #2.)
I've heard stories from people who clean bathrooms that the opposite is usually true, though....so who knows? I honestly think it somehow may vary depending on the area. I'm in eastern Tennessee if that makes a difference.
Kamina
Golden Boy
Area, Country, or ContinentIt may be different depending on the area, but in my experience the women's bathrooms are usually much cleaner than the men's. The women are also more likely to wash their hands after going, whether it's #1 or #2. (I'm nearly a germophobe, and it used to really freak me out how many times men would walk out of bathrooms without washing their hands even after #2.)
I've heard stories from people who clean bathrooms that the opposite is usually true, though....so who knows? I honestly think it somehow may vary depending on the area. I'm in eastern Tennessee if that makes a difference.
mcz117chief
Member
I always put the whole lid down before I flush, I don't feel like spreading my waste all around the bathroom.
Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
It's hard to tell. It most likely varies from home to home and how much cleanliness and respect for others the parents have raised their kids to have.
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Aggressive Carrot
Member
I just pee in the tank. Shit too.
BusierDonkey
Member
I just piss in the kitchen sink, gotta save water but I like to pre-rinse the dishes.
teezzy
Banned
It may be different depending on the area, but in my experience the women's bathrooms are usually much cleaner than the men's. The women are also more likely to wash their hands after going, whether it's #1 or #2. (I'm nearly a germophobe, and it used to really freak me out how many times men would walk out of bathrooms without washing their hands even after #2.)
I've heard stories from people who clean bathrooms that the opposite is usually true, though....so who knows? I honestly think it somehow may vary depending on the area. I'm in eastern Tennessee if that makes a difference.
The women's bathroom in my office building is constantly closed for cleaning because some lady is always splattering her diarrhea everywhere.
Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
Good Lord...I hope for everyone's sake she washes her hands really well. Nah, screw that....this poor lady needs to be showered in rubbing alcohol daily.
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MayauMiao
Member
Nope. I had the courtesy to lift the seat up, she should do the same to put it down.
BusierDonkey
Member
I've heard stories from people who clean bathrooms that the opposite is usually true, though....so who knows? I honestly think it somehow may vary depending on the area. I'm in eastern Tennessee if that makes a difference.
Super gross story time!
I ran a cleaning crew for a few years in my hometown (Saskatchewan, Canada) when I worked for Wal-Mart and for a few months after moving to my current city of residence. We were supposed to be a floor and carpet cleaning/maintenance crew but our store manager decided we were the store's only janitors too.
In the men's bathrooms, my guys would spray down everything and wipe clean regardless of whether it looked dirty or not. The worst it would get is if someone's ass exploded but it was rare. It was mostly routine cleaning. Sometimes the urinals had piss everywhere but again it was pretty contained to the kid's urinals.
In the women's bathroom, piss and shit was all over the place daily because of squatters. Shit sprayed up onto the toilet plumbing and the wall behind the toilet was common. The sitters weren't much better, leaving used disposable paper toilet gaskets all over the floors. Tampon boxes were often overflowing, usually because they were full of packages from stolen shit, and once full a lot of it just went directly on the floor or was "hidden" behind the toilets. There were multiple occasions where I had to pull my guys out and clean the washrooms myself because I didn't expect them to have to deal with what they were walking into. Literal turds on the floor, saturated tampon boxes, some woman shit herself, stole new underwear and pants, then stuffed her loaded ones into the tampon box. Tampon boxes so saturated they were leaking onto the floor. Plugged toilets with so much toilet paper, feminine hygiene products or even diapers in them I eventually fashioned a metal hook to haul it out of the toilet with. One lady was kind enough to slap her bloody pad against the back of a stall door and hold it there until it stuck. Then there were the changing stations, at least once a week it looked like someone rolled their baby around in it's own shit all over the table. Almost like they were trying to paint it or something.
I mostly chalk it up to my hometown demographic which was high unemployment, high senior and I can't say the other reason in 2020. When I moved to a larger city doing the same job in a higher class area where the customer base was almost entirely upper middle-class it was a lot better, but the women's washrooms were always way dirtier than the men's washrooms due to squatters and the fact that the change stations in men's bathrooms are really only there for decoration. My new store manager also seemed to understand that you need to send someone in to clean public bathrooms several times throughout the day so we didn't always walk into a shitnado.
This also happened in the province I'm from in a Wal-Mart bathroom about a decade after I left the company, thank fuck I wasn't working at that store.
haxan7
Banned
Me after reading that:Super gross story time!
I ran a cleaning crew for a few years in my hometown (Saskatchewan, Canada) when I worked for Wal-Mart and for a few months after moving to my current city of residence. We were supposed to be a floor and carpet cleaning/maintenance crew but our store manager decided we were the store's only janitors too.
In the men's bathrooms, my guys would spray down everything and wipe clean regardless of whether it looked dirty or not. The worst it would get is if someone's ass exploded but it was rare. It was mostly routine cleaning. Sometimes the urinals had piss everywhere but again it was pretty contained to the kid's urinals.
In the women's bathroom, piss and shit was all over the place daily because of squatters. Shit sprayed up onto the toilet plumbing and the wall behind the toilet was common. The sitters weren't much better, leaving used disposable paper toilet gaskets all over the floors. Tampon boxes were often overflowing, usually because they were full of packages from stolen shit, and once full a lot of it just went directly on the floor or was "hidden" behind the toilets. There were multiple occasions where I had to pull my guys out and clean the washrooms myself because I didn't expect them to have to deal with what they were walking into. Literal turds on the floor, saturated tampon boxes, some woman shit herself, stole new underwear and pants, then stuffed her loaded ones into the tampon box. Tampon boxes so saturated they were leaking onto the floor. Plugged toilets with so much toilet paper, feminine hygiene products or even diapers in them I eventually fashioned a metal hook to haul it out of the toilet with. One lady was kind enough to slap her bloody pad against the back of a stall door and hold it there until it stuck. Then there were the changing stations, at least once a week it looked like someone rolled their baby around in it's own shit all over the table. Almost like they were trying to paint it or something.
I mostly chalk it up to my hometown demographic which was high unemployment, high senior and I can't say the other reason in 2020. When I moved to a larger city doing the same job in a higher class area where the customer base was almost entirely upper middle-class it was a lot better, but the women's washrooms were always way dirtier than the men's washrooms due to squatters and the fact that the change stations in men's bathrooms are really only there for decoration. My new store manager also seemed to understand that you need to send someone in to clean public bathrooms several times throughout the day so we didn't always walk into a shitnado.
This also happened in the province I'm from in a Wal-Mart bathroom about a decade after I left the company, thank fuck I wasn't working at that store.
Greatest Of All Time
Banned
I put the seat down.
Im married and want to stay that way.
The way I see it theres 4 things that can happen on that toilet.
1. Man pees standing up.
2. Woman pees sitting down.
3. Man shits sitting down.
4. Woman shits sitting down.
3 of those 4 things require the seat to be down. So the seat goes down after im done taking a leak.
Im married and want to stay that way.
The way I see it theres 4 things that can happen on that toilet.
1. Man pees standing up.
2. Woman pees sitting down.
3. Man shits sitting down.
4. Woman shits sitting down.
3 of those 4 things require the seat to be down. So the seat goes down after im done taking a leak.
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Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
I don’t like those odds
Martinski43
Member
I more often than not do both 1 and 2 so I just sit and piss n shit.
I only need to piss separate if I drink lots of fluids. Like say beer.
I only need to piss separate if I drink lots of fluids. Like say beer.
Ailynn
Faith - Hope - Love
Super gross story time!
I ran a cleaning crew for a few years in my hometown (Saskatchewan, Canada) when I worked for Wal-Mart and for a few months after moving to my current city of residence. We were supposed to be a floor and carpet cleaning/maintenance crew but our store manager decided we were the store's only janitors too.
In the men's bathrooms, my guys would spray down everything and wipe clean regardless of whether it looked dirty or not. The worst it would get is if someone's ass exploded but it was rare. It was mostly routine cleaning. Sometimes the urinals had piss everywhere but again it was pretty contained to the kid's urinals.
In the women's bathroom, piss and shit was all over the place daily because of squatters. Shit sprayed up onto the toilet plumbing and the wall behind the toilet was common. The sitters weren't much better, leaving used disposable paper toilet gaskets all over the floors. Tampon boxes were often overflowing, usually because they were full of packages from stolen shit, and once full a lot of it just went directly on the floor or was "hidden" behind the toilets. There were multiple occasions where I had to pull my guys out and clean the washrooms myself because I didn't expect them to have to deal with what they were walking into. Literal turds on the floor, saturated tampon boxes, some woman shit herself, stole new underwear and pants, then stuffed her loaded ones into the tampon box. Tampon boxes so saturated they were leaking onto the floor. Plugged toilets with so much toilet paper, feminine hygiene products or even diapers in them I eventually fashioned a metal hook to haul it out of the toilet with. One lady was kind enough to slap her bloody pad against the back of a stall door and hold it there until it stuck. Then there were the changing stations, at least once a week it looked like someone rolled their baby around in it's own shit all over the table. Almost like they were trying to paint it or something.
I mostly chalk it up to my hometown demographic which was high unemployment, high senior and I can't say the other reason in 2020. When I moved to a larger city doing the same job in a higher class area where the customer base was almost entirely upper middle-class it was a lot better, but the women's washrooms were always way dirtier than the men's washrooms due to squatters and the fact that the change stations in men's bathrooms are really only there for decoration. My new store manager also seemed to understand that you need to send someone in to clean public bathrooms several times throughout the day so we didn't always walk into a shitnado.
This also happened in the province I'm from in a Wal-Mart bathroom about a decade after I left the company, thank fuck I wasn't working at that store.
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