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People are having sex on my street RIGHT NOW

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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
They're literally 20 metres away, on the pavement right in front of next door's house. And unless I'm very much mistaken, that's the girl from round the corner, and I know she's only 14.

It's only 10 o'clock, how is she ever gonna get away with this? Someone more responsible than me is bound to see and tell her parents.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Ermmm...ok now you've worried me. It didn't look like rape, she was on top, there was no struggling...fuck now I don't know what to do.
 
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Koshiro

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Mama Smurf said:
And unless I'm very much mistaken, that's the girl from round the corner, and I know she's only 14.
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WTF! Jesus christ what is it with kids these days? And I'm only 22.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I'm not making it up. From the sounds there's a party round the corner, I suspect she's high or pissed.
 
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Koshiro

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Cyan said:
Call the parents.
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IAWTP, it's the safest route, some other guy looking at them is going to look fucked up, but a parental unit wading in would work nicely - she'd be fucking terrified, and he'd probably be in the shit.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Pics? Yeah, can't wait for someone to catch me taking pics of underage kids having sex.

I don't really know the family, wish I'd never seen it. I dunno what to do.
 
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gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
Call the parents. Whatever about the sluts' welfare, it's not good for your neighbourhood's reputation to have people openly having sex on the street.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I know she's underage, 'cos I've seen her coming home in her school uniform (so she's under 16) and I was told she's 14, but she could be 15 by now.
 
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robochimp

Member
We cant joke about pedophilia now?

This is truely a sad day.


I think I'll change my password and come back in 6 months and pray that things have changed in that time.
 
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StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
I would call the parents.. Kids are going to do what they want, but on the damn street? I dont want to see that shit. Its not like you are narcing on them, they SHOULD get caught on this. If its real.

If for nothing else than the sake of your property value...
 
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Socreges

Banned
Koshiro said:
As Bob White said, you do not even joke about this subject, it's supermely bad taste.
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Pffft. We don't even know how old the guy is. He could be 15. That would be funny. Two kids fucking in front of a house. PIX???
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
It's just cementing my town's reputation if anything, you can't walk down the fucking street without some girl (and I mean girl) pushing a pram along, skirt barely over her arse, big round earrings...

I'll tell my parents and let them deal with it. I'm such a wimp.
 
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samus4ever

Banned
Mama Smurf said:
It's just cementing my town's reputation if anything, you can't walk down the fucking street without some girl (and I mean girl) pushing a pram along, skirt barely over her arse, big round earrings...

I'll tell my parents and let them deal with it. I'm such a wimp.
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Yes, you really are.
 
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Lakitu

st5fu
Happens all the fuckin' time down here, underage sex everywhere, which I think is undoubtedly disgusting, I can guarentee that some of the girls aged 12 and up, have had sexual intercourse around here.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Well if they have, they could have fucking started there if that was an option.

It's not so much the underage sex which is shocking me, I have a few friends who lost their virginities at that age or younger, it's just so common around here (it probably also has to do with the fact that that's 2 years underage to me, 4 years for most of you)...god I live in a hole...but the fact that they were on the damn street.
 
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COCKLES

being watched
Mama Smurf said:
Well if they have, they could have fucking started there if that was an option.

It's not so much the underage sex which is shocking me, I have a few friends who lost their virginities at that age or younger, it's just so common around here (it probably also has to do with the fact that that's 2 years underage to me, 4 years for most of you)...god I live in a hole...but the fact that they were on the damn street.
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Grim Northern town or Chav-ville Essex land?
 
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Deg

Banned
Doesnt look like an area i'd like to live in. I lived in a crappy area once. Too much noise at night. Bottles getting smashed everywhere. Screams. Shouting. Police now and again. Fights. Cars in the morning scratched. etc. Awful area. Has redeeeming points but not a place to live in.
 
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wandering goat

Member
For Christ's sake, while I'm not interested in the topic at hand, I'm tired of stupid people trying to sound so righteous.

1) Paedophilia is when you're attracted to children, that's under thirteen, not developed children. Teenagers do not count.

2) Don't bloody judge everyone in the world based on your (the US') age of consent. In many other countries it is lower (in Canada it's fourteen).
 
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ShadowRed

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Willco said:
pics?
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Exactly motherfucker why are you posting this shit here when you should be in the bushes with a camcorder? Someone ban this asshat, please. He's naked contempt for the rest of the board should be grounds enough to kick his ass for life.

PS can we get an addendium to the TOS, which would state that if you post about on going sex or violence rather than recording it for the viewing pleasure of of board then you are subject to a eternal perma ban immediately.
 
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Spiritreaver

Member
ShadowRed said:
Exactly motherfucker why are you posting this shit here when you should be in the bushes with a camcorder? Someone ban this asshat, please. He's naked contempt for the rest of the board should be grounds enough to kick his ass for life.

PS can we get an addendium to the TOS, which would state that if you post about on going sex or violence rather than recording it for the viewing pleasure of of board then you are subject to a eternal perma ban immediately.
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Someone has a hot coal fetish.

Anyways, I don't like sitting and watching this kind of stuff, unless the people involved are hot. Otherwise I just like seeing how I can scare them away. But I'm not sure if walking outside nude would help this out. :\
 
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isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
Mama Smurf said:
Well if they have, they could have fucking started there if that was an option.

It's not so much the underage sex which is shocking me, I have a few friends who lost their virginities at that age or younger, it's just so common around here (it probably also has to do with the fact that that's 2 years underage to me, 4 years for most of you)...god I live in a hole...but the fact that they were on the damn street.
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Just out of curiousity what race is the couple?
 
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RevenantKioku

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