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People are having sex on my street RIGHT NOW

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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Grim northern town.

If you must know, white (like everyone round here).

I used to live round here when I was younger, then we moved to a nice area for a while, but then money got tight and we had to move back again. Didn't seem so bad the first time (Flowers for Algernon).
 

EmSeta

Member
Don't they have anywhere to go?

Last night (or was it the night before?) I saw a fat dude screwing a hooker in a park. She had her face down in a fucking flower pot. Disgusting. I considered giving the guy a decent beating, but I was tired and didn't bother. Most likely they would have both gotten pissed.
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Jenny ON the block. har har har

I saw some kids fighting in front of my apartment last week. They had to be about 10-12 years old. This truck driver for Oak Farms pulled over and broke up the fight. So traffic was blocked off cause a huge milk truck was blocking the street.

And last night this creepy guy was watching me from the other side of the street. I was wishing he would come over so I could take out all my anger towards the world out...on him. I was walking my dog at 2am, I guess I deserve to run into creepy people. This guy was frail and had to be 50 something, so I wasn't worried. Sometimes I just want to fight so bad, but I need to make sure I can win. :p

I've never seen anything like what you're talking about. I'd take pictures...I know GAF would pay for underage teen pics. :)
 
I did have sex with my ex on the hood of my car,

though doing it in a residential area isn't the greatest idea in the world.

At least we were in the woods on a camping trip.
 

Vibri

Banned
OH NO A TEENAGER ENJOYING SEX STOP STOP MY CHRISTIAN ANGST CAN'T TAKE IT SOMEONE BEAT THE EVIL OUT OF ME.


edit: I hate this country.
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
The Bookerman said:
I did have sex with my ex on the hood of my car,

though doing it in a residential area isn't the greatest idea in the world.

At least we were in the woods on a camping trip.


I banged a broad on the hood of the car in a residential area. Am I a bad person or someone with a good story? I hate morals, they get in the way so much. I pick my commandments and I don't think that rises to the level of 'Tho shalt not kill a muthafucka' as read in the Book of Samuel L.
 

Che

Banned
Vibri said:
OH NO A TEENAGER ENJOYING SEX STOP STOP MY CHRISTIAN ANGST CAN'T TAKE IT SOMEONE BEAT THE EVIL OUT OF ME.

Hehe exactly my thoughts. And Cyan he's not pissed at the fact that he was watching or that he looks surpised, he's just stressing how worried or furious everyone looks just cause two teenagers are having sex. I mean underaged sex is treated in US like some kind of crime. Sex is not something bad (unlike christainity wants you to believe) and anyone who wants to have sex should do it either he/she is 14 or 90. Now we all know how the media in general (eg series like the notorius 7th Heaven - worst and more enfuriating series ever btw) want to make it look like sex is baaaaaaaad and you'll cry for it and regret it every night for the rest of your life, but it's not the truth, and sincerely I find it utterly ridiculous.
 

Trasher

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Kurashima said:
For Christ's sake, while I'm not interested in the topic at hand, I'm tired of stupid people trying to sound so righteous.

1) Paedophilia is when you're attracted to children, that's under thirteen, not developed children. Teenagers do not count.

2) Don't bloody judge everyone in the world based on your (the US') age of consent. In many other countries it is lower (in Canada it's fourteen).

Shutup. Who fucking cares?
 
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