Hi, everyone! First time posting here, but I only just recently beat Persona 4 Golden, so I wasnt super comfortable posting here until I did so. Unfortunately, I only learned of this series and gave it a proper shot just recently, because all of the promotional material made me think it was for immature kids. Im not sure at what point everyone is in their life, but Ive long since abandoned high school as of three years ago (I also have the beard to prove it). Gone are the days of lounging around playing video games, instead replaced by days of lounging around playing mature video games in which I can freely utter such sophisticated words as fuck and fucking shitballs with impunity. That said, despite my most sophisticated and mature college background, I decided to give this dreck a legitimate try after finding it in the Babys R Us bargain bin. It took me a while to beat it, though, because I ditched it when I found out that 3 had guns and was more hardcore. Man, why is 4 so kiddie?
To be honest, my absolute favorite character is Marie, though. I know I said I was above that high school nonsense, but Marie just spoke to me, man. Whenever I entered the Velvet room, my heart started racing when I realized there might be a chance to hear more of her beautiful poetry, her sweet words enticing me into the deep, dark, mature recesses of her soul. She didnt concern herself with the issues that a lame high school lout would her world was that of a sophisticated woman, her troubles both captivating and moving. When she said what her favorite flavors of tea were, I found myself shaking my head vertically, mind you and wishing I knew more flavors of tea than just brown. I loved this woman even though she was made of pixels on the opposite side of the screen, I quickly found myself wishing I could be a Persona user who could reach through the screen and just pull her out of those confines and into the real world. Maybe then we could live together in some place like Paris (or one that looks like it), and she could dye her hair pink.
However, this was not at all the end of my conversion. I quickly found myself frustrated with the shortcomings of the English language and its inability to convey the profound adoration and warmth I harbored for her. However, there was one word native to the Japanese language I found which conveys it cleanly and concisely: waifu. And so, I am happy to announce that Marie-chan is, indeed, my waifu, and mine alone. However, I would not be so remiss as to stop there. I have discovered that the devils at Atlus USA have not only altered the words she uses in the original Japanese version, but have altered her voice and inserted words that she never said all because us Westerners simply wouldnt understand it. Never mind the fact that you would understand her if you listened with your soul, and that she courteously inserted English into her Japanese diction for the Westerners to follow along anyway (bless her heart).
At first, I was angry at this revelation, but I am not so callow as to scorn my beloved over this I am, in fact, rock-solid with this commitment (get your minds out of the gutter this is my pure waifu Im talking about here). So now, though I originally did not deign to do so, I now intend to devote my entire life to fostering the bond between me and her our social link, if you will. This profound dedication of mind - ours - knows no bounds; thus, I shall endeavor to decipher the meaning of her words, and time further still to unravel the meaning behind her poetry. Though I must admit that I initially failed to understand her, I place this culpability solely upon my own shoulders. The machinations of her mind are most certainly beyond me, though this is clearly a reflection of my own Plebian mind - and it shall be corrected, I assure you all.
The hardest of all journeys begins with but a single step; mine begins when my wall scroll arrives in the mail next week.
(I'm not sure if anyone new has joined PGAF in the three or so weeks I've been away, but a preemptive [and late] welcome to you all!)