PhoenixDark is on TV right now

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PD is actually a female now

You can read about this and all his fantastic adventure in the "PheonixDark Chronicles"
 
I just got back from class. Holy shit my econ teacher is HOT. I saw her at the candy machine, which is where I was heading, and I didn't think she was a teacher. So I was over there and bought a Snickers and she was like "can I have 3 quarters?" I gave her four.

Then I walk into class and see she's the teacher. Oh snaps. And then about 30 min into class she asked us "is there any chalk on my clothes?" and someone said there was, so she brushed her ass and was like "I keep sitting on chalk". omg
 
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I just got back from class. Holy shit my econ teacher is HOT. I saw her at the candy machine, which is where I was heading, and I didn't think she was a teacher. So I was over there and bought a Snickers and she was like "can I have 3 quarters?" I gave her four.

Then I walk into class and see she's the teacher. Oh snaps. And then about 30 min into class she asked us "is there any chalk on my clothes?" and someone said there was, so she brushed her ass and was like "I keep sitting on chalk". omg

.....lol?
 
PhoenixDark said:
I just got back from class. Holy shit my econ teacher is HOT. I saw her at the candy machine, which is where I was heading, and I didn't think she was a teacher. So I was over there and bought a Snickers and she was like "can I have 3 quarters?" I gave her four.

Then I walk into class and see she's the teacher. Oh snaps. And then about 30 min into class she asked us "is there any chalk on my clothes?" and someone said there was, so she brushed her ass and was like "I keep sitting on chalk". omg

IAWTP

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PhoenixDark said:
I just got back from class. Holy shit my econ teacher is HOT. I saw her at the candy machine, which is where I was heading, and I didn't think she was a teacher. So I was over there and bought a Snickers and she was like "can I have 3 quarters?" I gave her four.

And then you told her, "Thats not a roll of quarters in my pocket."
 
PhoenixDark said:
I just got back from class. Holy shit my econ teacher is HOT. I saw her at the candy machine, which is where I was heading, and I didn't think she was a teacher. So I was over there and bought a Snickers and she was like "can I have 3 quarters?" I gave her four.

Then I walk into class and see she's the teacher. Oh snaps. And then about 30 min into class she asked us "is there any chalk on my clothes?" and someone said there was, so she brushed her ass and was like "I keep sitting on chalk". omg

did you have an onion on your belt, and ask for 5 bees for a quarter?
 
Google Image Search failed to find me a picture of an attractive 6'2" black man dressed as Link.

So, since I failed at this thread... "hi"
 
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