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[Barakov]

 

[farmerboy]

Just a reminder for everyone:

A skinny redhead?

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[drganon]

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Joshmyersbv]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

You want me to believe the dude showers?

 

[John Marston]

 

[poodaddy]

Huh....yeah that's.....that's a real knee slapper there.

 

[Trunx81]

He should just try on Makeup.

 

[k_trout]

I see a guy hugging a giraffe

 

[Artoris]

Is the moral of the story that men should start using makeup

 

[GutsOfThor]

Looks like a parade of Era members.

A parade of stupidity I might add

 

[GutsOfThor]

Fuck those kids

 

[GymWolf]

West Texas CEO Explain.

It's probably like out italians freddura.

Something like:

Un uomo entra in un cafe, splash.

Or

Un cavallo entra in un bar e il barista gli chiede "perché quel muso lungo".

They make you laugh because they are stupid, not because they are funny.

Or maybe germans just have shit humor.

 

[Fuz]

Is the moral of the story that men should start using makeup

They already did.

 

[poodaddy]

They already did.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Fuck those kids

 

[GymWolf]

Last freddura of the day:

Una signora va dal fruttivendolo:

Lei: salve, me lo da un chilo di limoni.

Lui: certo

Lei: quant'è?

Lui: un chilo.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Last freddura of the day:

Una signora va dal fruttivendolo:

Lei: salve, me lo da un chilo di limoni.

Lui: certo

Lei: quant'è?

Lui: un chilo.

 

[BlackTron]

Oh snap. I guess next time you make an alt account, don't use an album name from the same artist as your last one.

When I need to go undercover I'll use an account called SPYRIUS, no one would ever suspect a thing

 

[Nobody_Important]

I found this funny. I don’t know why.

Hayley Atwell.

 

[Power Pro]

I found this funny. I don’t know why.

That woman knows she's got a perfect pair of tits, that's for damn sure.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Trunx81]

Last freddura of the day:

Una signora va dal fruttivendolo:

Lei: salve, me lo da un chilo di limoni.

Lui: certo

Lei: quant'è?

Lui: un chilo.

¿Cual animal siempre llega como ultimo?
El Delfín.

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[Mistake]

Reminds me of this

 

[chromhound]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

God Bless America
o7

 

[Artoris]

Man i love petite woman.

It's all good

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It's all good

All is good.

 

[John Marston]

 

[Trunx81]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I'm unsure it that's the joke but sparkling water gives me a dry mouth. Not as severe as toothpaste but still.

 

[Trunx81]

I'm unsure it that's the joke but sparkling water gives me a dry mouth. Not as severe as toothpaste but still.

That´s why superior countries have medium sparkling water. Half the bubbles, double the fun. Here in Mexico, I have to shake the bottles to get the amount of freshness that I want.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

That´s why superior countries have medium sparkling water. Half the bubbles, double the fun. Here in Mexico, I have to shake the bottles to get the amount of freshness that I want.

You're a Dutchie no? So you know about the medium Spa. Although it has a iron taste to it.

 

[Trunx81]

You're a Dutchie no? So you know about the medium Spa. Although it has a iron taste to it.

OMG, no, I used to live in Amsterdam, but I´m not. Adelholzener Medium all the way.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

ZOMG! =P I could swear you once quoted or posted some towards me saying something a like "hah, a fellow dutchmen"



Anyways yeah I'm familiar with the medium carbonated "spring" water. =)

 

[AJUMP23]

I'm unsure it that's the joke but sparkling water gives me a dry mouth. Not as severe as toothpaste but still.

No it is because sparkling water is garbage. Only the most pretentious suffer drinking it.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

No it is because sparkling water is garbage. Only the most pretentious suffer drinking it.

Is there a cultural status aspect that explains your response? I've never heard about the connection with "pretentious" in regards to sparkling water. Sincerely curious.

 

[Facism]

Bomba zal droppen sparkling water spanuuuuuuud

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Bomba zal droppen sparkling water spanuuuuuuud

 

[AJUMP23]

Is there a cultural status aspect that explains your response? I've never heard about the connection with "pretentious" in regards to sparkling water. Sincerely curious.

I think in movies you always see the rich or Erudite drinking sparkling water. My statement was in jest, but there is an aspect of American culture that the higher class areas offer sparkling water. Europe it is available everywhere.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I think in movies you always see the rich or Erudite drinking sparkling water. My statement was in jest, but there is an aspect of American culture that the higher class areas offer sparkling water. Europe it is available everywhere.

I see...

Anways i like my water without carbonation.

It can serve it's purpose with Vodka though.

 

[AJUMP23]

It can serve it's purpose with Vodka though.

I don't know what Vodka taste like, but I'm sure this is better.

 

[GymWolf]

I'm unsure it that's the joke but sparkling water gives me a dry mouth. Not as severe as toothpaste but still.

Sparkling water is shit, plain and simple.

First time i asked for some cold lemon tea in your city and they served me sparkling tea i was about to sue the place.

What is wrong with amsterdam and their weird passion for sparkling tea? I can understand loving chocomel, but sparkling tea?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Sparkling water is shit, plain and simple.

First time i asked for some cold lemon tea in your city and they served me sparkling tea i was about to sue the place.

What is wrong with amsterdam and their weird passion for sparkling tea? I can understand loving chocomel, but sparkling tea?

Just expanding a product and make it soda. I don't drink it. Not a bad idea neccesarily but it's so artificial. No tea is in it I'm guessing.

Don't take me wrong I'm a soda whore so.